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20407588

"Twilight help me"
>The pink pony ran to the Princess of friendship, her breathing heavy
>"Pinkie I told you magic can not help you lose those pounds. You really need to start taking care of yourself. Sweets can be a nice treat but you can..."
>Pinkie taps her hoof as Twilight finishes her speech. 
"No Twilight it isn't that"
>She holds her stomach in pain. 
"In fact I haven't eaten much and what I do eat"
>Turning green she runs to a nearby bush and hurls. 
"See, I think I have food poisioning"
>"Any other symptoms"
>Twilight takes her back to the castle and examines her. 
"Well I have been really hot, and then cold. I am unable to control my emotions and everyone says I have a glow, but I am not a glowbug.. Oh my goodness I must have ate a firefly. I didn't even know"
>Twilight laughs. 
>"No Pinkie it's nothing like that... May I ask when the last time" 
>She coughs trying to think of the word. 
>"When did you entertain a stallion last"
"Oh that's easy I did Button's birthday party this morning"
>"No Pinky when did you entertain, you know in a private party kind of way"
>Pinkie gasps.
"Twi I know you are my friend but a Mare never talks about how she and a big guy Have been seeing each other for the last two months."
>She covers her mouth.
"Twi you can't tell anyone ok"
>"Well I won't but your belly will soon enough, you seem to be creating a baby in there"