http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/15896266#p15914033

>be anon bringing home grocery's to annoying pregnant rara
>youve been getting her stuff ever since she got preggnant with some stallion whom she still hasnt identifyed.
"Rarity ive brought you all the stuff youve asked for"
>turn to see her drinking some wine 
"What the fuck?"
>"oh darling! This isnt what it looks like"
"Seriusoly your drinking???"
>"No! well yes but its ok because im not even Pregnant!"
"WHAT?"
>She fumbles with her words trying to recover from her fopa
>" Well you see i was packing on the pounds and somone noticed and it just kind of slipped out.. And i havent figured out a way to fix it!"
>Hands hit face as are told orbital level's of stupidity
"Whait then why the FUCK have i been getting you food for the last month?"
>"Oh well... you see it was just so nice when you offered.. and i do love sweets."
>Seriously?
>"Oh im teribbly sorry darling is there... is there any way you can fogive me?"
>You grumble to yourself when idea hits you
"Well... everyone IS expecting you to birth a foal in a few months"
>Shocked Rarity backs up against the wall holdign a hoof to her bloated stomach
>"D..Darling I..its already to late! im expected in 6 months!"
"Well whats more strange a late foal or no foal?"
>*whimpering*

http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/15896266#p15991010

"Lyra *pant* Lyra please i need to...to rest."
"Dont worry Bonbon were almost at Anons house!"
>The cyan mare continued walking down the street eagerly with her pregnant counterpart in tow.
"Just think Bonbon Anon's gana teach me more about human's today! *sqee* "Its just so exiting!"
>The pair passed by several onlookers who had become num to the almost daily site over the past months.
>"Wat do ya recken Lyra did to get Bonbon to agree to somethin like that Rar?"
>"Im sure i havent the foggiest darling but i do hope Bonbon is happy with her situation"
>"I'd think sheis seeing she's still lettin Lyra walk her down these streets on a leash like that!"
>The two mares continued on there discussion about Bonbons reasons for agreeing to such a thing.
"Oh! Sorry Bonbon hunny but i forgot we gotta stop by the hospital for more of your medicine!"
"But Lyra... that.. *pant* that medicine makes my head feel funny!"
>sighing the teal mare turned around to her big plump feeding her a small pill.
"Oh hunny its for a good cause remember?" she said patting Bonbon on the head.
"How else are me an Anon gana see what a Satyr really look like if you don't agree to our experiments?"
>Bonbon's tongue fell out of her mouth as her eyes gloss over and her mind went blank.
"See? Much better right? Now lets get over to Anons house for another session!"