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>alley gets drunk one night
>wakes up the next with a huge belly
>the fuck
>eventually deduces she is preggers
>spends 11 months caring for it
>the day finally comes
>weird, no contractions
>squeezes with all her might 
>finally, with much effort, out pops...
>A bowling ball
>A fucking bowling ball

and she never drank again