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>be Rainbow Dash
>most awesome, coolest pone in Poneville
>your friends are awesome and cool, but you're just BARELY more so
>well, except Fluttershy, lately
>she's not being as cool as she could be
>she's insisting that Discord be allowed to hang around you guys all the time
>you know he's not as bad as he used to be...
>but still
>fuckin' DISCORD
>every other one of your friends may be accepting of him to some degree, but you don't trust him
>not even a little
>he still screws with ponies when Fluttershy's not looking
>but the second she shows up, he's goody two-hooves
>currently, you're watching him from a vantage point up on a small cloud
>he's screwing around the town square
>bringing carts to life, turning lampposts to licorice
>a group of foals seem to be enjoying his antics
>you scowl
"I swear to Celestia, if you touch any of those foals..."
>your teeth are grinding as removes a door from a nearby home and piles the foals onto it, sending it sailing across the street like a surf board
>the foals are screaming with laughter
>your hooves ball tight as your spine compacts, ears flattened against your mane
"Just wait until you fuck up, Discord..."
>there's a loud pop, and the sensation of a cold wind blowing through you
>"Fuck UP, you say?"

>you squeal in horror, rolling around onto your back to see Discord lounging behind you
"Wh-Where—H-How—?!"
>Discord chuckled, his snaggletooth smile glinting in the sunlight
>you give him a glare of utmost contempt
"Seriously Discord. Get the hell outta here before I—"
>"Do what, Dashie? Blind me to death with your mane?"
"Hey!"
>"Bitch at me until my ears bleed and I shrivel up like a scrotum in the cold?"
"I'm tempted to do just tha—HEY!"
>you spring from your back, landing on your hooves and crouching down.
"Listen, Discord, you got another thing coming—"
>Discord grinned savagely at you
>"Very interesting word choice, my dear rainbow Dash."
>you stare at him for a moment, before your eyes go wide, and your face goes pale

"D-Discord, go away."
>Discord stay where he is, lounging on his side, his head propped up with one arm
>"Oh, but my dear little Dashie, it's come to my attention that you don't like me very much."
>you roll your eyes
"Jeez, I wonder what gave THAT away."
Discord smiles a sickeningly sweet smile
>a smile that seems so off and out of place on him
>"And you know that just hurts me so... I want to be your friend, Dashie! Everypony else, all of your friends, are my friends..."
>you scowl and turn away from him
"You may have fooled the rest of them, but not me, Discord! I'm not buying it!"
>you cringe as you feel his talon caress your cheek, and his paw rest on your chest
>"Oh, but Rainbow Dash... I promise you, I'm not trying to sell a thing!"
>that sent chills down your spine
>the creep factor was off the charts
"Buzz off, Discord, I'm not interested!"
>hopefully, by being as blunt as possible, he'd fuck right off, and you could go back to passively hating him from the sky

>Before you can zoom away as fast as possible, you feel Discord envelop you in a hug
>ew
>"But my dearest Dashie... don't you want to work on our relationship? The only way it'll improve is if we spend... quality time together."
>you grunt, pushing your hooves against him in a vein attempt to dislodge yourself from his grip
"Look, no offense, but your version of 'quality time' is probably weird and gross by my standards. Go back to... doing whatever it was you were doing down on the ground."
>Discord wrapped the arm ending in his paw around your body, squeezing you close to his chest, while lifting his talon to his forehead in anguish
>"Oh, Rainbow Dash! You wound me so with your words!"
>you are coming dangerously close to grinding your teeth away
"What. A. Shame. Let go of me, Discord!"
>he brings you up closer to his face, smiling down at you with lidded eyes
>uh oh
>"Now, Dashie... can't you at least give friendship a chance?"

>you sigh
>maybe if you play along, he'll piss off
"Fine, Discord. I'll 'give friendship a chance'."
>the draconeqqus seems to light up almost immediately
>"Oh, JOY! Let's get right down to it, shall we?"
>your brow furrows
"Woah, now just hold on a moment."
>nope
>not a single moment was held on to
>Discord has dropped you, thrust you on your back, and is now towering over you
"Now, just hold on a moment—"
>before you can say anything else, he straddles your upper torso
"Ah! The hell, Discord!"
>something pink and blurry is right in your vision
>your eyes cross as you focus on it
>oh, for fuck's sake
"Discord, put your smelly cock away before I rip it off with my teeth!"
>he can't be serious
>he can't be
"Seriously, if you even THINK about putting that in my mouth—"
>Discord chuckles
>Chuckles?
>that deranged fuck is CHUCKLING?
>"Oh Dash, don't be absurd! I'd never try something so mundane to try and solidify our friendship!"
"Wait, mundane?"
>Discord thrusts his hips forward, and a blinding pain shoots through your skull
"AAAAH!"
>that fuck just stuffed his cock in your nose!

>"Mmm, yes, Dashie... you are quite fine..."
>whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck
"Dig-gord! Tah fug! Geg it oug!"
>he simply ignores you
>and grabs the side of your head, thrusting forward with little impunity
>hell, one might even say with glee
>your head is pounding from the pounding
>your sinuses are going to be so fucking rekt after this
>grr
>focus Dash
>ignore the fact that Discord is LITERALLY skullfucking you
>you're stronger than this dope
>fighting back should be no problem
>you coil your limbs in preparation to buck him off of you
>but the pain is too intense
>the throbbing cock in your nostril is sending aching waves through your head and chest
>oh dear sweet Luna what the fuck

>as you flip and flop on the cloud, struggling under Discord's weight
>you have to admit to yourself that it actually felt...
>weirdly good
>the way his throbbing length slid in and out of your nose hole with utter grace
>almost like it was meant to be placed and fucked there...
>oh shit
>what are you thinking?
>Discord must be clouding your mind or something!
>there was no way his cock was meant for your nose!
>you kick and thrash, but Discord merely closes his legs around your neck
>with a gasp and a sputter, you feel the wind being blocked from your throat
>fuck, now you can't breathe
>the strength of your thrashes declines rapidly
>oh fuck no
>you are not dying like this
>with some perv's cock in your nose
>you can't go out this way
>sadly, with the death grip on your neck
>you don't see any easy way out of this