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# Drury Lane: Chapter 11 -Tom Foolery-

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1. >Day 912 in Equestria
2. >You lay all snuggled up and warm in your bed atop Sugarcube Corner's loft.
3. >Pinkie rested in your arms, sleeping alongside you in a relaxed hug.
4. >Twas a good night you had with her, one filled with pillow fights and light wrestling matches.
5. >The sweet scent of (you guessed it) cotton candy filled the room, as it always did.
6. >Damn you liked that smell.
7. >You wake up groggily, Pinkie getting up with a long yawn.
8. >"Morning sleepyhead! How are you feeling?"
9. "A little stiff, actually. Still sore from that wrestling match last night."
10. >You nod toward an "Anon shaped" imprint in the wall.
11. >"Oops. Sorry, I got kind of carried away with that I guess."
12. >You squeeze her into another hug and nuzzle her cheek, while she giggles in delight.
13. "I've handled worse, Pinkie my dear! Must I regale you with the tale of how I once jumped off the very moon?"
14. >"Heehee, well, you've already told me about 6 times, but it never seems to get old!"
15. >You leap from the bed and strike a heroic pose and begin your tale of bravery and heroism.
16. "There I was, stranded on the moon with the lovely and sultry Princess Luna for over a year, banished by the evil and wicked tyrant, Princess "I'm a HUGE bitch" Celestia for simply being a homo-sapien!"
17. >"Teehee, gay monkey."
18. "Nothing wrong with being a gay monkey. Anyway, the time finally came for me to make a brash, BOLD decision. I looked into Luna's eyes-"
19. >A sense of nostalgia washes over you, and you frown at the thought you've just recreated.
20. >But you push it aside.
21. "-and say, "It's time to retake our place as citizens of Equestria! Luna, prepare for launch! And then, using her princess powers of powerful princessedness, I jumped!"
22. >You then leap out of the loft's open window.
23. >Pinkie sits in the bed and just rolls her eyes, smiling calmly.
24. >She's gotten used to this kind of shit you do.
25. >Bursting through the door, you strike another pose and confront Pinkie.
26. "And there I was, face to face with the EVIL witch of a tyrant! And do you know what I said?"
27. >"Oh please, tell me! What EVER did you say?"
28. "I said, 'OW THAT SMARTS!' and proceeded to almost get myself killed days later!"
29. >"But you didn't! You made your way back in one piece! Teeheeha!.. Well, almost in one piece."
30. >She nods to your left arm.
31. "Oh yeah, that. Almost forgot about losing that thing. But hey! Now I have a metal arm!"
32. >You knock on your arm, emitting a loud "TING" noise.
33. >"Did you really have to color it like the rest of your skin?"
34. "Yes."
35. >"With crayon?"
36. "Yes."
37. >Pinkie giggles and bounces up to you and leaps into your arms, nuzzling into your neck.
38. >"Well I'm happy to have you back home where you belong: Here with me."
39. "Me too Pinkie, me too."
40. >"Ooh! I should get downstairs and start up on those cupcakes! Rainbow Dash should be over soon to deliver that order of sprinkles we asked her to get.
41. "Okay. Lemme go take a shower, and I'll be down in a jiff."
42. >Pinkie nods and bounces downstairs, and you go to the bathroom to get cleaned up.
43. >Soap falls from your head as you shake out the shampoo you've used to wash up.
44. >You just LOVED taking showers.
45. >What's not to love? Hot water, clean soap, a chance to juggle your ballsack around without anyone getting offended, it's PERFECT.
46. >Before you can begin scrubbing away at your jiggly bits, you hear the door to the bathroom open.
47. >Pinkie? Meh, maybe she forgot to grab something from the bathroom, you dunno.
48. >The sound of tiny hooves clop through the room and into your ear holes.
49. >Huh, those sound way to small to belong to Pinkie.
50. >Maybe you're hearing things? I mean, when was the last time something BAD happened while you showered?
51. >...
52. >Chapters 1.74, 5, and 7.
53. >Before you can freak the fuck out, three pairs of hooves rip back the shower curtain.
54. "OH SWEET CHRIST DON'T CASTRATE ME YOU DEMO-"
55. >The Cutie Mark Crusaders.
56. >What the FUCK are the Cutie Mark Crusaders doing in your bathroom while you shower and make yourse-They're looking at your dick.
57. >Oh FUCK this is creepy as all hell.
58. >Applebloom smiles in delight.
59. >AB: "See girls? Ah told ya we'd find 'em eventually!"
60. >Sweetie Belle pipes up as well.
61. >SB: "Yay! No we can get our cutie marks!"
62. >Scootaloo just stares at yo nuts, yo.
63. >SL: "There's more than I thought! Why is it all... curly?"
64. "MY COCK IS NOT CURLY."
65. >It's as if they have JUST now noticed you.
66. >AB: "Oh, hey there Anon! Can you do us ah favor?"
67. "CAN YOU STOP GAZING AT MY SHAFT?"
68. >SB: "You know, Applebloom, my big sister said that one time, Anon and Pinkie were wrestling in the shower at Carousel Boutique, and they were-"
69. "GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SHITTY LITTLE GREMLINS."
70. >AB: "No can do, Anon. We're on ah top secret mission from Fluttershy! We need your... uhm... Scoot, what did she call 'em?"
71. >SL: "Pubes."
72. >AB: "Yeah! Pubes! So hand 'em over!"
73. >What the ACTUAL FUCK.
74. "You... you want my pubes?..."
75. >All three of them beam with delight.
76. >SL: "Fluttershy said that if we bring her your "pubes" then we'd get our cutie marks for sure!"
77. >Sweetie Belle holds out her hooves.
78. >SB: "Pubes, please!"
79. >Aw HELL naw
80. "No can do, midgets. You're getting nowhere close to my short hairs. Go tell Fluttershy to stop being such a weird cunt."
81. >SL: "Looks like Fluttershy was right. He DID refuse, AND called her a cunt!"
82. >AB: "Plan 'B'?"
83. >SB: "Plan 'B'."
84. >They all whip out OH SHIT SHEARS?!
85. >The CMC all wield big fucking shears, gazing at you with innocent eyes.
86. >You look at them.
87. >They look at you.
88. >And then you begin punching through the wall to the other side.
89. >AB: "STOP HIM, GIRLS!"
90. >You don't even bother jumping into clothes at this point.
91. >You sprint to the open window, your only means of escape.
92. >And close it delicately.
93. >Then jump through the glass and into the streets below.
94. >Ponies recoil in horror at the site of your god-like jimmies, but you have no time to show them off.
95. >You're being hunted.
96. >The CMC leap from the shattered remains of the window, all three of them in ninja suits.
97. >They found your stash of comedic costumes.
98. >Dammit.
99. >The chase is on, as you sprint with all your fury away from the three demons who chase you, shears in their mouths.
100. >This day is pretty average for you so far.
101. >You run, ponies fainting as they haphazardly gaze upon your manhood.
102. >Looks like they can't handle looking at your PERFECTION.
103. >The CMC is closing in.
104. >Damn they're quick.
105. >You sharply turn a corner and spot Twilight's library tree thing.
106. "SANCTUARY!"
107. >You run straight at the door.
108. >And jump through the window at the top of the tree.
109. >You glance around, looking for Twilight.
110. >You needed a weapon.
111. >And she had magic in her horn.
112. >All you had to do was rub vigorously and sententiously.
113. >Mostly vigorously.
114. >Spike enters the room you crashed into.
115. >"Anonymous? What are you doing here? And why are you naked?"
116. >You hear clambering as the front door is being broken into.
117. "Spike."
118. >"Yeah?"
119. "Are you my bro?"
120. >"What?"
121. "ARE YOU MY BRO?"
122. >"Y-yes!"
123. >You unsheathe two mighty katanas from nowhere in particular, your body now decked in that one suit Raiden where's in MGS4.
124. >Spike looks like Solid Snake, much to his surprise.
125. >You toss him a sword.
126. "Then BE a bro, and help me fend off some bitches."
127. >The CMC burst into the library, their shears craving fresh man pubes.
128. >You and Spike stand atop the balcony, your blades flashing in the candlelight.
129. >You raise one hand, and give them the universal sign for "Bring it on, motherfuckers."
131. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFrDSFzlKwE&feature=related
133. >You and your bro leap from the balcony, swinging your swords down upon the CMC, as they dodge and deflect your blows with their mighty shears.
134. >You dash around the room, bookshelves and tomes getting sliced and shredded into bits as the fight rages onwards.
135. >You spot Spike as he sweeps Scootaloo off her hooves, but she hovers in the air slightly.
136. SL: "I-... I CAN FLY!" Hey girls, look! I can fl-"
137. >You bring a boot down on her head and slam her into the floor below, and use your sword to quickly clip her wings.
138. "NOPE."
139. >You high five Spike.
140. >Sweetie Belle and Applebloom charge, and you and Spike somersault away, looking like champs.
141. >The two pube-thirsty fillies fling their shears at you, pinning your suit to the wall.
142. >They charge.
143. "Spike, DO IT."
144. >Spike flies across the room, and slams the remaining CMC's faces into the floor, and rolls away.
145. >He re-adjusts his eye-patch, and lights a cigarette.
146. >After he frees your from the wall, you give him an epic brofist.
147. "I have to get back to Pinkie now. Can you handle these three for me?"
148. >Spike grunts and speaks in a manly, gravely voice.
149. >"Sure thing."
150. >You begin to leave.
151. >"Anon."
152. >You turn to Spike.
153. >"Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?"
154. >Oh spike.
155. >You silly cunt.
156. >By the time you return to Sugarcube Corner, you've noticed that not even thirty minutes have passed since your chase with the CMC began.
157. >Nice.
158. >Maybe you'd be able to help Pinkie with those cupcakes she was making.
159. >You make your way into the bakery's kitchen and find Pinkie putting the final touches on the delicious little pastries.
160. >"Hi Anon! That shower took a while for you, huh?"
161. "I got a bit preoccupied."
162. >"Why are you dressed like Raiden?"
163. "Feels good."
164. >Pinkie shrugs.
165. "Hey, are those the sprinkles Dash brought for us?"
166. >"Yup! Here, have one! I think they came out super-duper tasty!"
167. >You take a cupcake, raise it into the air with Pinkie, and the two of you down them in one bite.
168. "Wow, these things ARE good! Did you put anything special in them?"
169. >"Nope! I think it's the sprinkles Rainbow Dash gave us. It makes them tingle, heehee!"
170. >Pinkie hops of the stool she was sitting on and walks over to you.
171. >On her hind legs.
172. >Huh.
173. >That's... completely normal.
174. >"I was thinking, do you want to maybe go to the park and have a picnic?"
175. "DO I?! Lemme go change into more suitable clothes.
176. >You get down on all fours, like you always do, and race upstairs, changing into your usual get-up, and race back down to Pinkie, who is holding a picnic basket in her hooves.
177. "Alighty then, let's head out."
178. >You stroll down the street, Pinkie skipping happily beside you as you bounce along with her.
179. >Ponies are giving you weird looks.
180. >Whaaaaaaat da fuuuuuuuuck?
181. "Hey, Pinkie?"
182. >She looks down at you.
183. >"Yup?"
184. "Why is everyone staring at us?"
185. >The two of you look at the various faces of confusion that stare at you.
186. "Is my dick hanging out again?"
187. >"Nope."
188. "Then it's something ELSE..."
189. >You ponder the options, and scratch your ear with your foot.
190. >Like you always do.
191. >"Did I wear the Bat-Pony costume again?"
192. "Nope. Am I disheveled and unkempt?"
193. >"Yes."
194. "So my usual look?"
195. >"Yup."
196. "What COULD it be?"
197. >Somewhere, a little girl watches Blues Clues and shouts, "A clue, a clue!"
198. "What's that? A clue?"
199. >You gaze at Pinkie, still standing on two hooves.
200. >Like she normally dooooOOOOOOH I GET IT NOW.
201. "PINKIE."
202. >"ANON."
203. "YOU'RE WALKIN' LIKE A PERSON."
204. >"YOU'RE WALKIN' LIKE A PONY."
205. >Somewhere, Christopher Walkin cringes.
206. "WELL STOP IT."
207. >"I CAN'T. YOU STOP IT."
208. "I CAN'T."
209. >"AAAAAAAAAGH!"
210. "AAAAAAAAAGH!"
211. >The two of you panic like chickens in a KFC killing floor.
212. >You're scooting around like a fucking maniac and Pinkie is running in goddamn circles.
213. >Utter.
214. >Fucking.
215. >CHAOS.
216. >You hear laughter from above you.
217. >Familiar laughter.
218. >Laughter from a light blue DYKE.
219. "RAINBOW YOU, PUSSY PECKER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
220. >Rainbow Dash is atop a cloud and laughing her technicolored plot off.
221. >RD: "Bwahahahaha! I can't believe it! Zecora was right! It DID work! Pffffffffffthahahaha!"
222. >PP: "Dashy, what did you do to us?"
223. >Dash wipes a tear from her eye and stifle more laughter.
224. >RD: "I MAY have spiked your sprinkles with a little bit of poison joke. You know *snicker* for added flavor *snicker* HAHAHA!"
225. "YOU GAY RIGHTS MASCOT, I WILL END YOU."
226. >RD: "Oh lighten up, Anon. You can get back to normal by taking a bath with this."
227. >She tosses you a small vial of liquid.
228. "Oh. Well that was resolved rather easily."
229. >"I think the author is running out of jokes for this chapter."
230. "Yeah it kind of feels that way doesn't it?"
231. >"Yup."
232. >You and Pinkie stare unblinking at the readers.
233. >...
234. >...
235. "WANNA GO FUCK IN THE TUB?"
236. >"HELL YEAH, NIGGA!"
238. ~End of Chpater 11~
240. *This chapter was written using improvisation and suggestions from the readers. Chapter 12 will not end in such a shitty resolution. Thanks all.
242. :3

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>Day 912 in Equestria >You lay all snuggled up and warm in your bed atop Sugarcube Corner's loft. >Pinkie rested in your arms, sleeping alongside you in a relaxed hug. >Twas a good night you had with her, one filled with pillow fights and light wrestling matches. >The sweet scent of (you guessed it) cotton candy filled the room, as it always did. >Damn you liked that smell. >You wake up groggily, Pinkie getting up with a long yawn. >"Morning sleepyhead! How are you feeling?" "A little stiff, actually. Still sore from that wrestling match last night." >You nod toward an "Anon shaped" imprint in the wall. >"Oops. Sorry, I got kind of carried away with that I guess." >You squeeze her into another hug and nuzzle her cheek, while she giggles in delight. "I've handled worse, Pinkie my dear! Must I regale you with the tale of how I once jumped off the very moon?" >"Heehee, well, you've already told me about 6 times, but it never seems to get old!" >You leap from the bed and strike a heroic pose and begin your tale of bravery and heroism. "There I was, stranded on the moon with the lovely and sultry Princess Luna for over a year, banished by the evil and wicked tyrant, Princess "I'm a HUGE bitch" Celestia for simply being a homo-sapien!" >"Teehee, gay monkey." "Nothing wrong with being a gay monkey. Anyway, the time finally came for me to make a brash, BOLD decision. I looked into Luna's eyes-" >A sense of nostalgia washes over you, and you frown at the thought you've just recreated. >But you push it aside. "-and say, "It's time to retake our place as citizens of Equestria! Luna, prepare for launch! And then, using her princess powers of powerful princessedness, I jumped!" >You then leap out of the loft's open window. >Pinkie sits in the bed and just rolls her eyes, smiling calmly. >She's gotten used to this kind of shit you do. >Bursting through the door, you strike another pose and confront Pinkie. "And there I was, face to face with the EVIL witch of a tyrant! And do you know what I said?" >"Oh please, tell me! What EVER did you say?" "I said, 'OW THAT SMARTS!' and proceeded to almost get myself killed days later!" >"But you didn't! You made your way back in one piece! Teeheeha!.. Well, almost in one piece." >She nods to your left arm. "Oh yeah, that. Almost forgot about losing that thing. But hey! Now I have a metal arm!" >You knock on your arm, emitting a loud "TING" noise. >"Did you really have to color it like the rest of your skin?" "Yes." >"With crayon?" "Yes." >Pinkie giggles and bounces up to you and leaps into your arms, nuzzling into your neck. >"Well I'm happy to have you back home where you belong: Here with me." "Me too Pinkie, me too." >"Ooh! I should get downstairs and start up on those cupcakes! Rainbow Dash should be over soon to deliver that order of sprinkles we asked her to get. "Okay. Lemme go take a shower, and I'll be down in a jiff." >Pinkie nods and bounces downstairs, and you go to the bathroom to get cleaned up. >Soap falls from your head as you shake out the shampoo you've used to wash up. >You just LOVED taking showers. >What's not to love? Hot water, clean soap, a chance to juggle your ballsack around without anyone getting offended, it's PERFECT. >Before you can begin scrubbing away at your jiggly bits, you hear the door to the bathroom open. >Pinkie? Meh, maybe she forgot to grab something from the bathroom, you dunno. >The sound of tiny hooves clop through the room and into your ear holes. >Huh, those sound way to small to belong to Pinkie. >Maybe you're hearing things? I mean, when was the last time something BAD happened while you showered? >... >Chapters 1.74, 5, and 7. >Before you can freak the fuck out, three pairs of hooves rip back the shower curtain. "OH SWEET CHRIST DON'T CASTRATE ME YOU DEMO-" >The Cutie Mark Crusaders. >What the FUCK are the Cutie Mark Crusaders doing in your bathroom while you shower and make yourse-They're looking at your dick. >Oh FUCK this is creepy as all hell. >Applebloom smiles in delight. >AB: "See girls? Ah told ya we'd find 'em eventually!" >Sweetie Belle pipes up as well. >SB: "Yay! No we can get our cutie marks!" >Scootaloo just stares at yo nuts, yo. >SL: "There's more than I thought! Why is it all... curly?" "MY COCK IS NOT CURLY." >It's as if they have JUST now noticed you. >AB: "Oh, hey there Anon! Can you do us ah favor?" "CAN YOU STOP GAZING AT MY SHAFT?" >SB: "You know, Applebloom, my big sister said that one time, Anon and Pinkie were wrestling in the shower at Carousel Boutique, and they were-" "GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SHITTY LITTLE GREMLINS." >AB: "No can do, Anon. We're on ah top secret mission from Fluttershy! We need your... uhm... Scoot, what did she call 'em?" >SL: "Pubes." >AB: "Yeah! Pubes! So hand 'em over!" >What the ACTUAL FUCK. "You... you want my pubes?..." >All three of them beam with delight. >SL: "Fluttershy said that if we bring her your "pubes" then we'd get our cutie marks for sure!" >Sweetie Belle holds out her hooves. >SB: "Pubes, please!" >Aw HELL naw "No can do, midgets. You're getting nowhere close to my short hairs. Go tell Fluttershy to stop being such a weird cunt." >SL: "Looks like Fluttershy was right. He DID refuse, AND called her a cunt!" >AB: "Plan 'B'?" >SB: "Plan 'B'." >They all whip out OH SHIT SHEARS?! >The CMC all wield big fucking shears, gazing at you with innocent eyes. >You look at them. >They look at you. >And then you begin punching through the wall to the other side. >AB: "STOP HIM, GIRLS!" >You don't even bother jumping into clothes at this point. >You sprint to the open window, your only means of escape. >And close it delicately. >Then jump through the glass and into the streets below. >Ponies recoil in horror at the site of your god-like jimmies, but you have no time to show them off. >You're being hunted. >The CMC leap from the shattered remains of the window, all three of them in ninja suits. >They found your stash of comedic costumes. >Dammit. >The chase is on, as you sprint with all your fury away from the three demons who chase you, shears in their mouths. >This day is pretty average for you so far. >You run, ponies fainting as they haphazardly gaze upon your manhood. >Looks like they can't handle looking at your PERFECTION. >The CMC is closing in. >Damn they're quick. >You sharply turn a corner and spot Twilight's library tree thing. "SANCTUARY!" >You run straight at the door. >And jump through the window at the top of the tree. >You glance around, looking for Twilight. >You needed a weapon. >And she had magic in her horn. >All you had to do was rub vigorously and sententiously. >Mostly vigorously. >Spike enters the room you crashed into. >"Anonymous? What are you doing here? And why are you naked?" >You hear clambering as the front door is being broken into. "Spike." >"Yeah?" "Are you my bro?" >"What?" "ARE YOU MY BRO?" >"Y-yes!" >You unsheathe two mighty katanas from nowhere in particular, your body now decked in that one suit Raiden where's in MGS4. >Spike looks like Solid Snake, much to his surprise. >You toss him a sword. "Then BE a bro, and help me fend off some bitches." >The CMC burst into the library, their shears craving fresh man pubes. >You and Spike stand atop the balcony, your blades flashing in the candlelight. >You raise one hand, and give them the universal sign for "Bring it on, motherfuckers." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFrDSFzlKwE&feature=related >You and your bro leap from the balcony, swinging your swords down upon the CMC, as they dodge and deflect your blows with their mighty shears. >You dash around the room, bookshelves and tomes getting sliced and shredded into bits as the fight rages onwards. >You spot Spike as he sweeps Scootaloo off her hooves, but she hovers in the air slightly. SL: "I-... I CAN FLY!" Hey girls, look! I can fl-" >You bring a boot down on her head and slam her into the floor below, and use your sword to quickly clip her wings. "NOPE." >You high five Spike. >Sweetie Belle and Applebloom charge, and you and Spike somersault away, looking like champs. >The two pube-thirsty fillies fling their shears at you, pinning your suit to the wall. >They charge. "Spike, DO IT." >Spike flies across the room, and slams the remaining CMC's faces into the floor, and rolls away. >He re-adjusts his eye-patch, and lights a cigarette. >After he frees your from the wall, you give him an epic brofist. "I have to get back to Pinkie now. Can you handle these three for me?" >Spike grunts and speaks in a manly, gravely voice. >"Sure thing." >You begin to leave. >"Anon." >You turn to Spike. >"Do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?" >Oh spike. >You silly cunt. >By the time you return to Sugarcube Corner, you've noticed that not even thirty minutes have passed since your chase with the CMC began. >Nice. >Maybe you'd be able to help Pinkie with those cupcakes she was making. >You make your way into the bakery's kitchen and find Pinkie putting the final touches on the delicious little pastries. >"Hi Anon! That shower took a while for you, huh?" "I got a bit preoccupied." >"Why are you dressed like Raiden?" "Feels good." >Pinkie shrugs. "Hey, are those the sprinkles Dash brought for us?" >"Yup! Here, have one! I think they came out super-duper tasty!" >You take a cupcake, raise it into the air with Pinkie, and the two of you down them in one bite. "Wow, these things ARE good! Did you put anything special in them?" >"Nope! I think it's the sprinkles Rainbow Dash gave us. It makes them tingle, heehee!" >Pinkie hops of the stool she was sitting on and walks over to you. >On her hind legs. >Huh. >That's... completely normal. >"I was thinking, do you want to maybe go to the park and have a picnic?" "DO I?! Lemme go change into more suitable clothes. >You get down on all fours, like you always do, and race upstairs, changing into your usual get-up, and race back down to Pinkie, who is holding a picnic basket in her hooves. "Alighty then, let's head out." >You stroll down the street, Pinkie skipping happily beside you as you bounce along with her. >Ponies are giving you weird looks. >Whaaaaaaat da fuuuuuuuuck? "Hey, Pinkie?" >She looks down at you. >"Yup?" "Why is everyone staring at us?" >The two of you look at the various faces of confusion that stare at you. "Is my dick hanging out again?" >"Nope." "Then it's something ELSE..." >You ponder the options, and scratch your ear with your foot. >Like you always do. >"Did I wear the Bat-Pony costume again?" "Nope. Am I disheveled and unkempt?" >"Yes." "So my usual look?" >"Yup." "What COULD it be?" >Somewhere, a little girl watches Blues Clues and shouts, "A clue, a clue!" "What's that? A clue?" >You gaze at Pinkie, still standing on two hooves. >Like she normally dooooOOOOOOH I GET IT NOW. "PINKIE." >"ANON." "YOU'RE WALKIN' LIKE A PERSON." >"YOU'RE WALKIN' LIKE A PONY." >Somewhere, Christopher Walkin cringes. "WELL STOP IT." >"I CAN'T. YOU STOP IT." "I CAN'T." >"AAAAAAAAAGH!" "AAAAAAAAAGH!" >The two of you panic like chickens in a KFC killing floor. >You're scooting around like a fucking maniac and Pinkie is running in goddamn circles. >Utter. >Fucking. >CHAOS. >You hear laughter from above you. >Familiar laughter. >Laughter from a light blue DYKE. "RAINBOW YOU, PUSSY PECKER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" >Rainbow Dash is atop a cloud and laughing her technicolored plot off. >RD: "Bwahahahaha! I can't believe it! Zecora was right! It DID work! Pffffffffffthahahaha!" >PP: "Dashy, what did you do to us?" >Dash wipes a tear from her eye and stifle more laughter. >RD: "I MAY have spiked your sprinkles with a little bit of poison joke. You know *snicker* for added flavor *snicker* HAHAHA!" "YOU GAY RIGHTS MASCOT, I WILL END YOU." >RD: "Oh lighten up, Anon. You can get back to normal by taking a bath with this." >She tosses you a small vial of liquid. "Oh. Well that was resolved rather easily." >"I think the author is running out of jokes for this chapter." "Yeah it kind of feels that way doesn't it?" >"Yup." >You and Pinkie stare unblinking at the readers. >... >... "WANNA GO FUCK IN THE TUB?" >"HELL YEAH, NIGGA!" ~End of Chpater 11~ *This chapter was written using improvisation and suggestions from the readers. Chapter 12 will not end in such a shitty resolution. Thanks all. :3