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# Drury Lane: The Part Where They FUCK

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1. WARNING: What lay before you is a land I thought I would never cross into. A land I told myself time and time again I was above. A place I thought I'd never stoop to.
3. I WAS WRONG.
5. So without further ado, here's my short thing about a dude fucking a pink cartoon pony. I hope you're happy with yourselves.
8. >You're standing in Sugarcube Corner's foyer, sweeping the floor and cleaning up after a long day of work.
9. >Princess Celestia has sent a number of her royal guards to the bakery to request a feast of baked confections be made for a banquet she was holding for some Griffon ambassadors.
10. >The Cakes have been out of town, in Manehatten for a convention to gather more publicity in the Equestrian Baking Circuit, so it was up to you and Pinkie to make sure that Celestia's needs were met with the utmost care and skill.
11. >You and Pinkie had immediately gotten to work, preparing a number of sweet concoctions in bulk in preparation for the banquet.
12. >For an entire day, you two created pastry after pastry, from Cakes to pies, eclairs to brownies, shortbread and candies, and much, much more.
13. >Pinkie had even convinced you to sculpt a special statue of a Pony and Griffon, side by side in a triumphant pose, out of dark and white chocolate.
14. >It looked absolutely stunning to say the least.
15. >All of this happened while you still took orders from various customers, baking their goods as best as you could.
16. >And now you swept away dust and dirt that ponies had tracked into the foyer, finally able to relax from your stressful and busy day.
17. >You stretched your back and arms, relieving tension in your joints with a satisfying "pop."
18. >You tossed the broom into the cupboard, hung up your apron, and walked into the kitchen.
19. >Pinkie Pie was resting her head in her hooves, silently sleeping on a counter surrounded by flour and dough.
20. >She was snoring softly, almost purring like a cat.
21. >You made your way over and sit down next to her, resting on the counter as well.
22. >Her chest quietly rose and fell with each tiny breath she took, each exhale lightly tickling your nose as you looked at her.
23. >A smile grew on your face as you looked at the pink pony in front of you as she fell asleep, tired from the day’s hectic rigmarole.
24. >You’d been with her for months now, and your feelings for her only grew more and more with each passing day.
25. >You may be an impulsive dick to almost every single pony you encountered, but not Pinkie.
26. >Pinkie Pie was special to you.
27. >Closing your eyes, you decide that the counter is a good enough place to sleep tonight.
28. >Pinkie’s soft breaths continue to tickle your face, and the smell of the bakery slowly makes its way to your nose.
29. >The scent of fresh bread filled the air, along with the smell of sugar and cinnamon.
30. >You sat there, taking in all the scents floating in the room as you lulled your way to sleep.
31. >A new smell soon made its way to your nose.
32. >Cotton Candy.
33. >You open your eyes slightly, and see Pinkie’s bright blue eyes staring back, giving you a tired smile.
34. “Hey.”
35. >”Hey. Tired?”
36. “Nope. You?”
37. >”Nnnope,” she says in a quiet voice, yawning.
38. >You give a quick sigh and reach out to her, drawing her close.
39. >The smell of cotton candy is strong now, and you let out a small laugh.
40. “How do you do that?”
41. >”How do I do what?”
42. “Smell like cotton candy. I don’t think I ever really asked you about it.”
43. >She gives this some thought and shrugs lazily.
44. >“I dunno... guess I’ve always smelled like this. Maybe it’s because I’m so sweet to people.”
45. “Well that’s definitely true, no doubt about that.”
46. >You ruffle the top of her mane playfully and comb your hand through it.
47. >Pinkie leans in and gives you a peck on the nose, smiling sweetly.
48. >Your cheeks warm as you blush at her kiss. It didn't matter how many times she did that to you, you would always end up getting a little flustered.
49. >She notices this and giggles, motioning to you with her hoof.
50. >You oblige, and go in for a kiss of your own.
51. >Her soft lips meet yours, and you linger there for a while, taking her taste in.
52. >And to think, this had all started during a drunken night of parties and passion that you couldn't even remember.
53. >You pull her in closer, wrapping your arms around her in a soft embrace, her sweet scent filling the air around you.
54. >She breaks the kiss momentarily to nuzzle you playfully, then returns to kissing you with increasing passion.
55. >Soon you find yourselves exploring each others mouths, forgetting about your surroundings.
56. >So much so that you slip and fall off of your stool, taking Pinkie Pie with you.
57. >You both clatter to the floor, sending flour into the air and all over each other. You're both stunned out from your previous drowsiness.
58. >Pinkie Pie is right on top of you, looking very surprised by the current events.
59. >There's an awkward pause at first, but you two break it when you burst out laughing.
60. >"My my, aren't we the romantic type, hm?"
61. "Oh yeah, nothing more romantic than falling to the floor covered in flour."
62. >Pinkie attempts to shake the flour from her mane, but to know avail. She gives a dejected look, thinking she's spoiled the mood.
63. >But then her ears perk up, and she looks at you with a sultry grin.
64. "You know, I don't think I can keep playing with you while this messy. I think I'm going to need to clean myself up a bit."
65. >You start to get the hint, and you smirk back to her.
66. "Now that you mention it, seems like I'm pretty messy as well. Can I use the shower before you, though?"
67. >"Whatever happened to 'ladies first'?"
68. >She leans in closer to you.
69. "Well I'm sure we could... compromise."
70. >You gently caress her face, drawing her her in.
71. >"Mmhmm."
72. >Planting another deep kiss on her lips, you pick her up and carry her to the bathroom upstairs.
73. >Hot water covers your body as you lie down in the shower stall, steam fogging up the glass walls.
74. >Pinkie lay on top of you, lips locked onto yours and pecking your neck with small fleeting kisses.
75. >Her mane, now soaked and and straight, hung down to the side of her face, a few strands hiding her eyes.
76. >You ran your hands through her hair and kept them moving until they found their way to her flank.
77. >You carefully caressed her, only to quickly give her a pinch on her cutie mark.
78. >Pinkie breaks her kiss from you to squeal in surprise and delight, giving you a wink as she returns to explore your mouth further.
79. >You feel her moan as you gently rub her cutie mark, it being a sensitive spot of hers.
80. >You could feel your member growing more and more rigid, demanding attention.
81. >You held off on that though. You were going to take Pinkie to the moon and back before anything happened to you.
82. >She deserved that much, after all.
83. >Sliding your hands between her legs, you fingers eventually found their mark.
84. >Despite Pinkie being soaked by the hot water of the shower, you could definitely tell that she was wet from the stimulation as well.
85. >You flicked your fingers across her lips, sending shivers down her spine in pleasure.
86. >Pinkie looks at you, eyes half open, still embraced in a kiss.
87. >And then you bury two fingers inside her.
88. >Her eyes roll upwards, and you feel her elicit a deep moan inside your mouth, arousing you further.
89. >You twist and turn your fingers inside her, teasing her further as you begin slipping them in and out of her.
90. >She releases you from her kiss and lets out a moan, biting her lip softly.
91. >Bringing her closer and closer to climax, you relinquish one of your fingers from within her and press it firmly against her clit, and she goes over the edge.
92. >Pinkie arches her back up from you and squeals in ecstasy, her marehood tightening around your finger in orgasm.
93. >She pants as she collapses on top of you, then whispers into your ear.
94. >"Your turn!"
95. >Pinkie slides down your body, rubbing your member against her mound while doing so, sending a shiver through you.
96. >Situating herself between your legs, Pinkie carefully places your length between her hooves, and then runs her tongue up and down your shaft.
97. >The sensation makes you twitch in ecstasy, and you let out a groan.
98. >Pinkie gives a wicked smile, and pops your girth into her mouth, swirling her tongue around your tip.
99. >She teases you like this for sometime, but eventually begins to ever so slowly take your entire length into her mouth and down her throat.
100. >You shudder at the feeling of your cock making contact with the back of her throat, her snout buried down to the hilt.
101. >She bobs her head up and down your member, slow at first, but picks up her speed as your passion rises.
102. >The energy between you two increases more and more, and what started as a sweet and slow act of love was quickly turning into a heated pursuit of pure passion.
103. >You're getting close, but you don't want this to end like this.
104. >You stop Pinkie in the middle of her lustful act, much to her disappointment.
105. "Get up, and turn around."
106. >Her disappointment is soon traded for one of excited anticipation and she quickly hops off of you.
107. >Placing her front hooves on the frosted glass of the shower's walls, Pinkie spreads her legs open and presents her flank to you, her tail lifting slightly.
108. >You grasp her plot in your hands, running your hands across her marehood in delight.
109. >Pinkie grows impatient.
110. >"Anon, stop keeping me waiting! C'moooon."
111. >You decide to tease her more.
112. "Oh I'm sorry, what exactly do you want me to do again?"
113. >"You know what I want, don't be such a tease."
114. >You place the tip of your shaft at her entrance, pushing just enough to make her moan out but not enough to actually penetrate her.
115. "Say it."
116. >Pinkie squirms under the pressure, and finally cracks.
117. >"Fuck me."
118. >And with that, you slide your entire length deep within her body, the both of you moaning out in pleasure.
119. >"Oh sweet Celestiaaaaaaaathat's good."
120. >You begin thrusting into her, your hips adopting a rhythm as time goes on.
121. >Each time you connect with Pinkie's plot she gasps in delight, her panting increasing with intense lust.
122. >The sweet smell of her musk and that of candy fills the stall, and you're lost in a blur of passion.
123. >Your thrusts increase in speed, the feeling of your cock being enveloped by Pinkie's marehood driving you crazy.
124. >Her moans eventually turn into loud cries of ecstasy, and you get closer and closer to release.
125. "Pinkie, I'm going to-"
126. >"Do it! Just don't stop!"
127. >You're sent over the edge, and you slam your member deep within Pinkie, your spine shooting static electricity across your skin as wave after wave of pleasure washes over you.
128. >Pinkie climaxes as well, her marehood tightening in spasms as she too is overcome with ecstasy.
129. >The two of you stay there, connected to each other and panting in loving exhaustion, the glass walls becoming impossible to look out of.
130. >You pull out of Pinkie, your seed dripping to the shower floor and down the drain.
131. >She turns to you, her eyes misty and dreamy as they shine in the overhead light, and draws you in for another kiss.
132. >Your lips part from hers, and you stare into those big blue eyes, your heart pounding.
133. "I love you."
134. >Pinkie beams at you and blushes.
135. >"I know."
137. END
140. YOU JUST READ A STORY ABOUT A HUMAN DUDE FUCKING A PINK CARTOON PONY IN A SHOWER WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY AM I THE ONLY ONE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT???

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WARNING: What lay before you is a land I thought I would never cross into. A land I told myself time and time again I was above. A place I thought I'd never stoop to. I WAS WRONG. So without further ado, here's my short thing about a dude fucking a pink cartoon pony. I hope you're happy with yourselves. >You're standing in Sugarcube Corner's foyer, sweeping the floor and cleaning up after a long day of work. >Princess Celestia has sent a number of her royal guards to the bakery to request a feast of baked confections be made for a banquet she was holding for some Griffon ambassadors. >The Cakes have been out of town, in Manehatten for a convention to gather more publicity in the Equestrian Baking Circuit, so it was up to you and Pinkie to make sure that Celestia's needs were met with the utmost care and skill. >You and Pinkie had immediately gotten to work, preparing a number of sweet concoctions in bulk in preparation for the banquet. >For an entire day, you two created pastry after pastry, from Cakes to pies, eclairs to brownies, shortbread and candies, and much, much more. >Pinkie had even convinced you to sculpt a special statue of a Pony and Griffon, side by side in a triumphant pose, out of dark and white chocolate. >It looked absolutely stunning to say the least. >All of this happened while you still took orders from various customers, baking their goods as best as you could. >And now you swept away dust and dirt that ponies had tracked into the foyer, finally able to relax from your stressful and busy day. >You stretched your back and arms, relieving tension in your joints with a satisfying "pop." >You tossed the broom into the cupboard, hung up your apron, and walked into the kitchen. >Pinkie Pie was resting her head in her hooves, silently sleeping on a counter surrounded by flour and dough. >She was snoring softly, almost purring like a cat. >You made your way over and sit down next to her, resting on the counter as well. >Her chest quietly rose and fell with each tiny breath she took, each exhale lightly tickling your nose as you looked at her. >A smile grew on your face as you looked at the pink pony in front of you as she fell asleep, tired from the day’s hectic rigmarole. >You’d been with her for months now, and your feelings for her only grew more and more with each passing day. >You may be an impulsive dick to almost every single pony you encountered, but not Pinkie. >Pinkie Pie was special to you. >Closing your eyes, you decide that the counter is a good enough place to sleep tonight. >Pinkie’s soft breaths continue to tickle your face, and the smell of the bakery slowly makes its way to your nose. >The scent of fresh bread filled the air, along with the smell of sugar and cinnamon. >You sat there, taking in all the scents floating in the room as you lulled your way to sleep. >A new smell soon made its way to your nose. >Cotton Candy. >You open your eyes slightly, and see Pinkie’s bright blue eyes staring back, giving you a tired smile. “Hey.” >”Hey. Tired?” “Nope. You?” >”Nnnope,” she says in a quiet voice, yawning. >You give a quick sigh and reach out to her, drawing her close. >The smell of cotton candy is strong now, and you let out a small laugh. “How do you do that?” >”How do I do what?” “Smell like cotton candy. I don’t think I ever really asked you about it.” >She gives this some thought and shrugs lazily. >“I dunno... guess I’ve always smelled like this. Maybe it’s because I’m so sweet to people.” “Well that’s definitely true, no doubt about that.” >You ruffle the top of her mane playfully and comb your hand through it. >Pinkie leans in and gives you a peck on the nose, smiling sweetly. >Your cheeks warm as you blush at her kiss. It didn't matter how many times she did that to you, you would always end up getting a little flustered. >She notices this and giggles, motioning to you with her hoof. >You oblige, and go in for a kiss of your own. >Her soft lips meet yours, and you linger there for a while, taking her taste in. >And to think, this had all started during a drunken night of parties and passion that you couldn't even remember. >You pull her in closer, wrapping your arms around her in a soft embrace, her sweet scent filling the air around you. >She breaks the kiss momentarily to nuzzle you playfully, then returns to kissing you with increasing passion. >Soon you find yourselves exploring each others mouths, forgetting about your surroundings. >So much so that you slip and fall off of your stool, taking Pinkie Pie with you. >You both clatter to the floor, sending flour into the air and all over each other. You're both stunned out from your previous drowsiness. >Pinkie Pie is right on top of you, looking very surprised by the current events. >There's an awkward pause at first, but you two break it when you burst out laughing. >"My my, aren't we the romantic type, hm?" "Oh yeah, nothing more romantic than falling to the floor covered in flour." >Pinkie attempts to shake the flour from her mane, but to know avail. She gives a dejected look, thinking she's spoiled the mood. >But then her ears perk up, and she looks at you with a sultry grin. "You know, I don't think I can keep playing with you while this messy. I think I'm going to need to clean myself up a bit." >You start to get the hint, and you smirk back to her. "Now that you mention it, seems like I'm pretty messy as well. Can I use the shower before you, though?" >"Whatever happened to 'ladies first'?" >She leans in closer to you. "Well I'm sure we could... compromise." >You gently caress her face, drawing her her in. >"Mmhmm." >Planting another deep kiss on her lips, you pick her up and carry her to the bathroom upstairs. >Hot water covers your body as you lie down in the shower stall, steam fogging up the glass walls. >Pinkie lay on top of you, lips locked onto yours and pecking your neck with small fleeting kisses. >Her mane, now soaked and and straight, hung down to the side of her face, a few strands hiding her eyes. >You ran your hands through her hair and kept them moving until they found their way to her flank. >You carefully caressed her, only to quickly give her a pinch on her cutie mark. >Pinkie breaks her kiss from you to squeal in surprise and delight, giving you a wink as she returns to explore your mouth further. >You feel her moan as you gently rub her cutie mark, it being a sensitive spot of hers. >You could feel your member growing more and more rigid, demanding attention. >You held off on that though. You were going to take Pinkie to the moon and back before anything happened to you. >She deserved that much, after all. >Sliding your hands between her legs, you fingers eventually found their mark. >Despite Pinkie being soaked by the hot water of the shower, you could definitely tell that she was wet from the stimulation as well. >You flicked your fingers across her lips, sending shivers down her spine in pleasure. >Pinkie looks at you, eyes half open, still embraced in a kiss. >And then you bury two fingers inside her. >Her eyes roll upwards, and you feel her elicit a deep moan inside your mouth, arousing you further. >You twist and turn your fingers inside her, teasing her further as you begin slipping them in and out of her. >She releases you from her kiss and lets out a moan, biting her lip softly. >Bringing her closer and closer to climax, you relinquish one of your fingers from within her and press it firmly against her clit, and she goes over the edge. >Pinkie arches her back up from you and squeals in ecstasy, her marehood tightening around your finger in orgasm. >She pants as she collapses on top of you, then whispers into your ear. >"Your turn!" >Pinkie slides down your body, rubbing your member against her mound while doing so, sending a shiver through you. >Situating herself between your legs, Pinkie carefully places your length between her hooves, and then runs her tongue up and down your shaft. >The sensation makes you twitch in ecstasy, and you let out a groan. >Pinkie gives a wicked smile, and pops your girth into her mouth, swirling her tongue around your tip. >She teases you like this for sometime, but eventually begins to ever so slowly take your entire length into her mouth and down her throat. >You shudder at the feeling of your cock making contact with the back of her throat, her snout buried down to the hilt. >She bobs her head up and down your member, slow at first, but picks up her speed as your passion rises. >The energy between you two increases more and more, and what started as a sweet and slow act of love was quickly turning into a heated pursuit of pure passion. >You're getting close, but you don't want this to end like this. >You stop Pinkie in the middle of her lustful act, much to her disappointment. "Get up, and turn around." >Her disappointment is soon traded for one of excited anticipation and she quickly hops off of you. >Placing her front hooves on the frosted glass of the shower's walls, Pinkie spreads her legs open and presents her flank to you, her tail lifting slightly. >You grasp her plot in your hands, running your hands across her marehood in delight. >Pinkie grows impatient. >"Anon, stop keeping me waiting! C'moooon." >You decide to tease her more. "Oh I'm sorry, what exactly do you want me to do again?" >"You know what I want, don't be such a tease." >You place the tip of your shaft at her entrance, pushing just enough to make her moan out but not enough to actually penetrate her. "Say it." >Pinkie squirms under the pressure, and finally cracks. >"Fuck me." >And with that, you slide your entire length deep within her body, the both of you moaning out in pleasure. >"Oh sweet Celestiaaaaaaaathat's good." >You begin thrusting into her, your hips adopting a rhythm as time goes on. >Each time you connect with Pinkie's plot she gasps in delight, her panting increasing with intense lust. >The sweet smell of her musk and that of candy fills the stall, and you're lost in a blur of passion. >Your thrusts increase in speed, the feeling of your cock being enveloped by Pinkie's marehood driving you crazy. >Her moans eventually turn into loud cries of ecstasy, and you get closer and closer to release. "Pinkie, I'm going to-" >"Do it! Just don't stop!" >You're sent over the edge, and you slam your member deep within Pinkie, your spine shooting static electricity across your skin as wave after wave of pleasure washes over you. >Pinkie climaxes as well, her marehood tightening in spasms as she too is overcome with ecstasy. >The two of you stay there, connected to each other and panting in loving exhaustion, the glass walls becoming impossible to look out of. >You pull out of Pinkie, your seed dripping to the shower floor and down the drain. >She turns to you, her eyes misty and dreamy as they shine in the overhead light, and draws you in for another kiss. >Your lips part from hers, and you stare into those big blue eyes, your heart pounding. "I love you." >Pinkie beams at you and blushes. >"I know." END YOU JUST READ A STORY ABOUT A HUMAN DUDE FUCKING A PINK CARTOON PONY IN A SHOWER WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY AM I THE ONLY ONE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT???