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# A Guy, A Lyre, and a Park Bench -Chapter 9-

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1. >This was the worst possible thing.
2. >What happened to just taking a walk and enjoying the night?
3. >Now you were standing with Lyra and Bon-Bon in the middle of the town square as Trixie regaled them with tales from when the two of you dated.
4. >It...
5. >It was pretty awful, really.
6. Lyra is trying her hardest not to laugh in Trixie's face as she goes on an on about old pet names of yours.
7. >Bon-Bon stands next to you, simply staring up at you.
8. >Unblinking.
9. >Bury your face into a palm as Trixie continues.
10. TRIX: "...and once the show was over with, The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie decided that her shnookums deserved a little treat! So, that night-"
11. >LYRA: "I'm sorry, I'm so, SO sorry, but I have to do this. Just give me a second."
12. >Lyra spins around to look at you, points, and laughs once.
13. >LYRA: "HA!"
14. >She regains her composure and nods to Trixie.
15. >LYRA: "Continue."
16. >TRIX: "Well, it wouldn't be Trixie's place to tell you about our... private life, no would it?"
17. >She gives a sly smile to you, and you feel yourself blush.
18. "Trix, no."
19. >TRIX: "But first Trixie has to ask, who are you two in relation to Trixie's little pooky-boo?"
20. >LYRA: "Oh, we're-"
21. "No one! They're just friends! Yup! That's all they are, friends. Say you know what, it's pretty late. Go home now? Yeah let's go home now."
22. >You didn't need Trixie learning that there were too beautiful mares trying to win you over.
23. >Knowing her competitive nature, something ridiculous was just bound to happen if that was let known.
24. >You start to turn around.
25. >BON: "I'm trying to win him over."
26. >DAMMIT BON-BON CHOOSE A SIDE.
27. >Trixie raises an eyebrow and looks to Lyra.
28. >LYRA: "Actually, we're both trying to win him over. It's kind of like a friendly competition."
29. "Hey how about we just leave no-"
30. >TRIX: "A competition you say?"
31. >hogod.
32. >Lyra nods, a happy smile on her face a a small tint of pink on her cheeks.
33. >LYRA: "It's only fair that way. Besides, it's fun learning what makes Anon tick and then using that to one up each other."
34. >TRIX: "Well isn't that just adorable. Anon, honey-pie, The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie had no idea you could be so dominant! Trixie was used to you doing what Trixie told you to do, after all."
35. >You blush as Lyra titters and Bon-Bon groans.
36. >TRIX: "As for you, Lyra was it? I would just give up while you're ahead. Only the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie knows the secrets to her puddin-pie's heart. And the secrets to some of his other organs, as well."
37. >She bites her lip and winks at you.
38. "Yeah, home now. Guys, we're going home. Leaving right now."
39. >LYRA: "I think we could figure him out just fine, thank you very much."
40. >TRIX: "Ha! Please, Trixie remembers every single little thing to make Anon drool in affection. You couldn't possibly outmatch her!"
41. >BON: "Bring it on, bitch."
42. >The three of you whip your heads to Bon-Bon.
43. >Oh shit.
44. >She meant business.
45. >TRIX: "Do you have a problem with Trixie, candy-plot?"
46. >BON: "You could say that, yeah. I'm not particularly liking how you're treating Anon like some sort of object, for one."
47. >TRIX: "Me? You and this minty one are the ones using him as a prize in some sort of love competition."
48. >BON: "At least we're not boasting about our exploits. Besides, I bet Lyra or I know more about Anon than you do."
49. >Trixie's eyes narrow into a glare.
50. >TRIX: "Does Trixie hear a challenge?"
51. >BON: "She most certainly does."
52. "Bon-Bon what are you doing? Why can't we just LEAVE?!"
53. >Bon-Bon looks up at you, her face showing...
54. >And actual emotion.
55. >She kind of seemed... jealous?
56. >BON: "This blue cunt has an ego the size of Canterlot Castle. I'm putting her in her place. Now."
57. >Jesus she could swear like a sailor when mad enough.
58. >Lyra's eyebrows shoot up, but she grins all the same.
59. >LYRA: "Wow. WOW. Bon-Bon is actually MAD about something. Well, in that case count me in on this little challenge."
60. >Trixie's eyes twinkle with a competitive glare you haven't seen in ages.
61. >Nope.
62. >Leaving.
63. "Count me out. I'll see you two at home once you're done trying to get her goat."
64. >You start to leave once more, when you're lifted off the ground by purple magic.
65. "Oh COME ON. Trxie, NO. BAD."
66. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=ALHTd1Vm
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69. >Your skin crackles with static as you're teleported onto the stage of the caravan.
70. >Trixie pops up next to you, along with Lyra and Bon-Bon.
71. >TRAIX: "Ladies and Gentlecolts, allow me to introduce our lovely assistant, Anonymous!"
72. "Dammit I do NOT need this right now guys, seriously."
73. LYRA: "Oh come on, Anon. Don't worry yourself, it'll be just fine."
74. >You grumble to yourself as Trixie continues.
75. >TRIX: "The challenge is simple: The mare who gets Anon to blush the most without any heavy petting, dirty talk, or overtly sexual acts is the winner."
76. "I mean it guys, I want out."
77. >TRIX: "Bon-Bon, you were so adamant on this challenge. Why don't you go first?"
78. >BON: "I'd rather go when I wanted, thanks."
79. >She glares to Trixie, who just scoffs.
80. >TRIX: "Very well. Lyra?"
81. >Lyra looks up at you and grins.
82. >LYRA: "Oh I have an idea..."
83. >Her horn lights up and you feel a sensation on your...
84. >...ear?
85. "Uh... what are you doing?"
86. >Lyra looks up at you with bedroom eyes.
87. >LYRA: "I'm seducing you, tiger."
88. "You... you're rubbing my earlobe, though."
89. >LYRA: "Exactly."
90. >She bites her lip and keeps fondling your ear.
91. "And that would turn me on.... how?"
92. LYRA: "I-... wait that does nothing for you?"
93. "No."
94. >LYRA: "What? But I- It totally works for me though! You're saying you don't like your ears scratched?"
95. "Yes."
96. >LYRA:"...crap."
97. >Trixie lets out a hearty laugh as she levitates you over to her.
98. >TRIX: "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie is greatly amused by your naivety, Lyra. Ear fondling. How quaint. Watch as Trixie wins Anon's heart in one fell swoop!"
99. "Trixie really I don't want to- EEP."
100. >Your face flushes red as Trixie smacks your ass with her hoof.
101. >The crowd around you goes silent, as most of your face goes scarlet.
102. >LYRA: "...oh you've got to be bucking kidding me."
103. >TRIX: "Well, it's clear to Trixie that Trixie is the superior mare on the stage at the moment. Just look at Trixie's booger-bear. He's blushing so hard he that he can't even try to hide it."
104. >LYRA: "You... you have a sensitive ass?"
105. "I was born this way, alright?"
106. >LYRA: "I just... really?!"
107. "Shut up."
108. >TRIX: "The challenge is now ende-"
109. >You hear Bon-Bon clear her throat.
110. >BON: "I think you forgot about me."
111. >Trixie raises an eyebrow and gives a quick laugh.
112. >TRIX: "Where are Trixie's manners? Go right ahead, but it would just be in vain at this point. Only the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie knows what get's her pooky-wooky all hot and bothered!"
113. >Bon-Bon doesn't say a word.
114. >She just slowly trots to where you're standing, facing you.
115. >You can see a tint of red along her cheeks as she does what must be done.
116. >She stands on her hind legs, placing her hooves on your shoulders, and leans in.
117. >Giving your nose a soft, quick kiss.
118. >When she drops back to the floor on all floors, the audience ooh and ahhhs.
119. >Trixie looks dumbstruck.
120. >Lyra's all smiles.
121. >You face is now a wall of red, as you simply stare into the distance.
122. >BON: "I win."
123. >TRIX: "But... but how did... you cheated! Yes, that's it. The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie is still the only mare who knows how to-"
124. >BON: "Ho would you shut the fuck up already?"
125. >Then Bon-Bon does something that makes the audience burst into applause.
126. >She rears her head back.
127. >And spits in Trixie's mouth.
128. >Wow.
129. >You might be in love.
131. ~END~

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>This was the worst possible thing. >What happened to just taking a walk and enjoying the night? >Now you were standing with Lyra and Bon-Bon in the middle of the town square as Trixie regaled them with tales from when the two of you dated. >It... >It was pretty awful, really. Lyra is trying her hardest not to laugh in Trixie's face as she goes on an on about old pet names of yours. >Bon-Bon stands next to you, simply staring up at you. >Unblinking. >Bury your face into a palm as Trixie continues. TRIX: "...and once the show was over with, The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie decided that her shnookums deserved a little treat! So, that night-" >LYRA: "I'm sorry, I'm so, SO sorry, but I have to do this. Just give me a second." >Lyra spins around to look at you, points, and laughs once. >LYRA: "HA!" >She regains her composure and nods to Trixie. >LYRA: "Continue." >TRIX: "Well, it wouldn't be Trixie's place to tell you about our... private life, no would it?" >She gives a sly smile to you, and you feel yourself blush. "Trix, no." >TRIX: "But first Trixie has to ask, who are you two in relation to Trixie's little pooky-boo?" >LYRA: "Oh, we're-" "No one! They're just friends! Yup! That's all they are, friends. Say you know what, it's pretty late. Go home now? Yeah let's go home now." >You didn't need Trixie learning that there were too beautiful mares trying to win you over. >Knowing her competitive nature, something ridiculous was just bound to happen if that was let known. >You start to turn around. >BON: "I'm trying to win him over." >DAMMIT BON-BON CHOOSE A SIDE. >Trixie raises an eyebrow and looks to Lyra. >LYRA: "Actually, we're both trying to win him over. It's kind of like a friendly competition." "Hey how about we just leave no-" >TRIX: "A competition you say?" >hogod. >Lyra nods, a happy smile on her face a a small tint of pink on her cheeks. >LYRA: "It's only fair that way. Besides, it's fun learning what makes Anon tick and then using that to one up each other." >TRIX: "Well isn't that just adorable. Anon, honey-pie, The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie had no idea you could be so dominant! Trixie was used to you doing what Trixie told you to do, after all." >You blush as Lyra titters and Bon-Bon groans. >TRIX: "As for you, Lyra was it? I would just give up while you're ahead. Only the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie knows the secrets to her puddin-pie's heart. And the secrets to some of his other organs, as well." >She bites her lip and winks at you. "Yeah, home now. Guys, we're going home. Leaving right now." >LYRA: "I think we could figure him out just fine, thank you very much." >TRIX: "Ha! Please, Trixie remembers every single little thing to make Anon drool in affection. You couldn't possibly outmatch her!" >BON: "Bring it on, bitch." >The three of you whip your heads to Bon-Bon. >Oh shit. >She meant business. >TRIX: "Do you have a problem with Trixie, candy-plot?" >BON: "You could say that, yeah. I'm not particularly liking how you're treating Anon like some sort of object, for one." >TRIX: "Me? You and this minty one are the ones using him as a prize in some sort of love competition." >BON: "At least we're not boasting about our exploits. Besides, I bet Lyra or I know more about Anon than you do." >Trixie's eyes narrow into a glare. >TRIX: "Does Trixie hear a challenge?" >BON: "She most certainly does." "Bon-Bon what are you doing? Why can't we just LEAVE?!" >Bon-Bon looks up at you, her face showing... >And actual emotion. >She kind of seemed... jealous? >BON: "This blue cunt has an ego the size of Canterlot Castle. I'm putting her in her place. Now." >Jesus she could swear like a sailor when mad enough. >Lyra's eyebrows shoot up, but she grins all the same. >LYRA: "Wow. WOW. Bon-Bon is actually MAD about something. Well, in that case count me in on this little challenge." >Trixie's eyes twinkle with a competitive glare you haven't seen in ages. >Nope. >Leaving. "Count me out. I'll see you two at home once you're done trying to get her goat." >You start to leave once more, when you're lifted off the ground by purple magic. "Oh COME ON. Trxie, NO. BAD." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBZdSHAIZI&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=ALHTd1Vm ZQRNqgtNi44G8UiSZ1rqeNLUPi >Your skin crackles with static as you're teleported onto the stage of the caravan. >Trixie pops up next to you, along with Lyra and Bon-Bon. >TRAIX: "Ladies and Gentlecolts, allow me to introduce our lovely assistant, Anonymous!" "Dammit I do NOT need this right now guys, seriously." LYRA: "Oh come on, Anon. Don't worry yourself, it'll be just fine." >You grumble to yourself as Trixie continues. >TRIX: "The challenge is simple: The mare who gets Anon to blush the most without any heavy petting, dirty talk, or overtly sexual acts is the winner." "I mean it guys, I want out." >TRIX: "Bon-Bon, you were so adamant on this challenge. Why don't you go first?" >BON: "I'd rather go when I wanted, thanks." >She glares to Trixie, who just scoffs. >TRIX: "Very well. Lyra?" >Lyra looks up at you and grins. >LYRA: "Oh I have an idea..." >Her horn lights up and you feel a sensation on your... >...ear? "Uh... what are you doing?" >Lyra looks up at you with bedroom eyes. >LYRA: "I'm seducing you, tiger." "You... you're rubbing my earlobe, though." >LYRA: "Exactly." >She bites her lip and keeps fondling your ear. "And that would turn me on.... how?" LYRA: "I-... wait that does nothing for you?" "No." >LYRA: "What? But I- It totally works for me though! You're saying you don't like your ears scratched?" "Yes." >LYRA:"...crap." >Trixie lets out a hearty laugh as she levitates you over to her. >TRIX: "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie is greatly amused by your naivety, Lyra. Ear fondling. How quaint. Watch as Trixie wins Anon's heart in one fell swoop!" "Trixie really I don't want to- EEP." >Your face flushes red as Trixie smacks your ass with her hoof. >The crowd around you goes silent, as most of your face goes scarlet. >LYRA: "...oh you've got to be bucking kidding me." >TRIX: "Well, it's clear to Trixie that Trixie is the superior mare on the stage at the moment. Just look at Trixie's booger-bear. He's blushing so hard he that he can't even try to hide it." >LYRA: "You... you have a sensitive ass?" "I was born this way, alright?" >LYRA: "I just... really?!" "Shut up." >TRIX: "The challenge is now ende-" >You hear Bon-Bon clear her throat. >BON: "I think you forgot about me." >Trixie raises an eyebrow and gives a quick laugh. >TRIX: "Where are Trixie's manners? Go right ahead, but it would just be in vain at this point. Only the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie knows what get's her pooky-wooky all hot and bothered!" >Bon-Bon doesn't say a word. >She just slowly trots to where you're standing, facing you. >You can see a tint of red along her cheeks as she does what must be done. >She stands on her hind legs, placing her hooves on your shoulders, and leans in. >Giving your nose a soft, quick kiss. >When she drops back to the floor on all floors, the audience ooh and ahhhs. >Trixie looks dumbstruck. >Lyra's all smiles. >You face is now a wall of red, as you simply stare into the distance. >BON: "I win." >TRIX: "But... but how did... you cheated! Yes, that's it. The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie is still the only mare who knows how to-" >BON: "Ho would you shut the fuck up already?" >Then Bon-Bon does something that makes the audience burst into applause. >She rears her head back. >And spits in Trixie's mouth. >Wow. >You might be in love. ~END~