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# A Guy, A Lyre, and a Park Bench -Chapter 11-

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1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcXiVe_9ALc&feature=BFa&list=PL0500781AD862D972
3. >A lot has happened in the the last month and a half.
4. >Not with the girls, no.
5. >They're still as passive aggressive about their little love triangle as ever.
6. >Not that you would call it a triangle, that is.
7. >You felt that is was more of a love pincer movement, to be honest.
8. >The only difference you could spot when it came to them was how they've been acting this whole week.
9. >For a few days, both Lyra and Bon-Bon have been... avoiding you.
10. >Not outright shunning, but they were getting a habit of spotting you and sort of running to their rooms.
11. >You just shrugged it off.
12. >Maybe they were cooling their jets, you didn't know.
13. >At the moment you were cooking some fried rice at Roseluck's cafe.
14. >The one waitress you had got fired, as well as the chef.
15. >Turns out when you never show up to work, they tend to let you go.
16. >So you were basically the one man show of this restaurant, and you were finally getting used to the everyday rigamarole of the food service industry.
17. >The best benefit was that this place wasn't all that busy, what with it being such a small cafe and all.
18. >Once the rice is done you throw some roasted peanuts into the mix, taking it out to the colt that ordered it.
19. >So far you were having an okay day, and the place was shutting down early for the weekend.
20. >Once all the customers were gone, you bid Roseluck farewell and head out to town.
21. >Perhaps you'd go to the library today, see what new books they had in stock.
22. >Making your way to the the large tree the town called a library, you enter and begin browsing the collection of books.
24. >Moby Duck?
25. >Nah.
26. >The Adventures of Daring Doo?
27. >No you already read that one last month.
28. >Fifty Shades of Pinkie Pie?
29. >Haha, no.
30. >Then a book catches your attention from the corner of your eye.
31. >Taking the bright yellow book in your hands, you read the title that's emblazoned on the cover in bold, black lettering.
32. "Iron Will's Guide to Dating Ponies."
33. >Really?
34. >I mean... really?
35. >This is a thing?
36. >You laugh and put the book back on the shelf, walking over to another section of the library.
37. >A book on how to date ponies.
38. >Wow.
39. >That was just silly.
40. >You continue to look among the many shelves here, but you mind keeps going back to that yellow book.
41. >...
42. >No.
43. >You don't need it.
44. >...
45. >You don't need it.
46. >...
47. >You grab the book and check it out, reading it as you walk home.
49. "What in the..."
50. >This book was filled with what you can only describe as obvious, or HORRIBLE advice.
51. "One way to a pony's heart is to present your target with a sugarcube. Little known fact: Sugarcube's are an extreme aphrodisiac to ponies when in cube form... really?"
52. >You flip through more pages of the book, trying to find something that wasn't either blatantly obvious or just downright silly.
53. >You were having a hard time.
54. "Ear scratching can be a terrific bonding experience. Remember, get her by the ear, and she'll let you have her rear."
55. >Just.
56. >Just no.
57. >This was all sorts of stupid.
58. >But... on the other hand...
59. >You couldn't help but feel curious about all these tips.
60. >What if some of them were accurate? Sugarcubes turning on mares? Ear scratching being a from of heavy petting?
61. >You skim through more of the book.
62. "A little known fact is that the cutie mark can act as an erogenous zone when tenderly caressed."
63. >Oh god what?
64. >How... how have you NEVER known about this stuff?
65. >You DATED Trixie! Why did you never try any of this stuff while having se-
66. >Oh.
67. >Dominant, overbearing, blue bitch.
68. >Right.
70. >One last page in the back catches your attention.
71. >It's a sort of FAQ section.
72. "When dating a mare, one must take note of a certain point in the year when their urge to mate goes into extreme overdrive."
73. >Oh god here we go.
74. "The cycle differs from mare to mare, but ponies in close proximity have a tendency to sync up mating times."
75. >Huh.
76. "During this time period, the female will grow an insatiable desire to mate with the closest male in the area. If a male is to live side-by-side the females in question, then the urge to fornicate with ANY male is curbed, choosing instead to single out the one particular stallion."
77. >HUH.
78. "An early sign that the cycle is nearing is an acute increase in bashfulness and embarrassment. Mares deliberately avoiding a male out of the blue is also a common sign."
79. >Wait.
80. >Bashfulness?
81. >Sudden avoidance?
82. >...
83. >No.
84. >No way.
85. >That... that's just gotta be fake.
86. >In all your time here in Equestria, you've never encountered this freak mating cycle.
87. >The book had to have been making it up in order to add more pages to the total it already had.
88. >That had to be it.
90. >You finally make it home, plopping down on the couch and relaxing.
91. >Bon-Bon sat next to you, already engrossed in one of her shows.
92. "Yo."
93. >BON: "Hey."
94. "What's this?"
95. >BON: "New show. Lie to Me. Pretty good."
96. >She was talking a bit...
97. >...faster, than usual.
98. >Meh.
99. "New show? Didn't they cancel it a while back?"
100. >BON: "Never seen it before. New to me."
101. "Uh huh.."
102. >BON: "Yep."
103. >She won't take her eyes off the TV screen.
104. >Shrugging, you walk over to the kitchen and grab a glass of water.
105. "Need anything while I'm in here?"
106. >She says nothing.
107. >A frown forms on your face.
108. >Bon-Bon was the quiet type, sure, but she talked WAY more than this.
109. >Although, she WAS trying to watch something she'd never seen before, so you can sympathize.
110. >Returning to her, you notice your book on the counter.
111. >An idea springs into your head.
112. >Time to see if those tips were in any way accurate.
114. >Sitting back down and taking a swig of water, you casually rest your right arm on the head of the couch, above Bon-Bon.
115. >She hasn't seemed to notice yet.
116. >Even more casually, and a lot more carefully, you bring your hand to rest on the back of her neck, as you softly stroke her mane.
117. >She tenses up, and glances to you.
118. >BON: "What is the meaning of this?"
119. >Her face is deadpan as usual.
120. "Pettin' ya."
121. >BON: "You're petting me."
122. "Yes."
123. >BON: "Why are you petting me?"
124. "Am I not allowed to pet you?"
125. >BON: "You are."
126. "Do you not want me to pet you?"
127. >...
128. >BON: "...I'll allow it."
129. >You can't tell if the red on her face is from the glare of the TV, or from her blushing.
130. >In any case, time for the moment of truth.
131. >You take your hand and softly begin scratching at the back of Bon-Bon's ear.
132. >And then things get weird.
134. >If she stiffened when you began to pet her mane, then you could only call what she's doing now as "melting."
135. >She's gone completely limp on the couch, but her eyes are still fixed on the screen.
136. >Well, so far this was doing what you thought it would.
137. >Nothing much.
138. >She was responding more like a dog would than what the book described.
139. >Then you softly squeeze her ear.
140. >BON: "~Haaah~"
141. >What.
142. >What... was that, exactly?
143. >Did... did she just moan?
144. >You look over to the book.
145. >No way.
146. >You get a grin on your face as you mull over the possibilities.
147. >Bon-Bon and Lyra have been trying to win you over at every chance they got, sometimes embarrassing you in public.
148. >Time for a bit of revenge.
150. >You rub her ear with a tad more pressure, and her other one flicks back and forth as you do so.
151. >BON: "Anon?"
152. >Her voice sounds flustered.
153. "Yeah?"
154. >BON: "You walk a dangerous road."
155. >Well now that was ominous.
156. "What do you mean?"
157. >You move to her other ear.
158. >BON: "~Ah!~"
159. >Okay, WOW, this was way too easy.
160. >BON: "I will not be held responsible for my actions if you continue down this course."
161. >You stop your ear fondling.
162. "...okay, you've got me. What?"
163. >You get a better look at Bon-Bon's face.
164. >Dear god that's a whole lot of blush.
165. >Bon-Bon looks up to you, her eyes hazy and unfocused.
166. >Those were some big pupils.
167. >You also notice that as you rubbed her ears, she was also raising up her backside.
168. >Uh.
169. >Maybe this wasn't the best of ideas.
170. "Actually, you know what? Sorry. I'll uh... I'll just stop for now. Sorry."
171. >You get up and start walking to your attic ladder.
172. >That's when you hear the Bon-Bon sprinting at you from behind.
174. "Wait wha-"
175. >She slams into your back, sending you both rolling down the hall and crashing against Lyra's door.
176. "Ow! What in the hell was that fo-"
177. >Oh.
178. >Oh NO.
180. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrn9c3mCzas&feature=related
182. >Bon-Bon's breathing is shallow and comes in ragged breaths as she looks into your eyes once she pins you too the ground.
183. "Okay, no. No Bon-Bon."
184. >BON: "I warned you about this."
185. "What you told me was cryptic at best. Bad Bon-Bon. No."
186. >BON: "Please-"
187. >She leans in close to your face.
188. >BON: "-Call me Bonnie."
189. >GET OUT.
190. >ABORT.
191. >FUCKING MOVE, MAN.
192. >You roll away from Bon-Bon right as she dives in for a kiss, replacing her intended target with the wooden floor.
193. "I think we've skipped some levels, Bon-Bo-"
194. >BON: "Bonnie."
195. "Right, Bonnie, whatever."
196. >She bites her lip and inches closer to you.
197. "No."
198. >BON: "You're going to love me, Anon."
199. "You're delirious."
200. >BON: "I'm HOT, is what I am."
201. "And bothered, I got that. But still, NO."
203. >LYRA: "Hi there, I was taking a nap, then I hear someone ram into my door. What's going on?"
204. >Thank GOD.
205. >Lyra steps out of her room and sees you.
206. >Her eyes go hazy.
207. >...no.
208. "Guys."
209. >Lyra bites her lip.
210. "Guys, no."
211. >They both look to each other, and smile.
212. >LYRA: "Truce?"
213. >BON: "For now."
214. >LYRA: "I can live with that."
215. >Then both of them move in on you.
216. >Sweet Jesus.
217. >They TEAMED UP.
218. >You am-scray out of there as fast as you can, but the chase is on.
219. "I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS."
220. >LYRA: "Don't fight it! I don't bite!"
221. >BON: "I do."
222. >You rush behind the couch, putting the furniture between you and them.
223. >Think Anon, THINK.
224. "Uhm... WAIT! If... if you just let me go to my room to change clothes, I'll... uh... what do you want me to do, exactly?"
225. >Bon-Bon lets out a passionate sigh.
226. >BON: "Everything."
227. >Oh god what's happening?
228. "Right. Well, if you let me change, I'll...do that... to you. Yeah."
229. >The two of them exchange a wary look, but allow it.
230. >LYRA: "Fine. But hurry up. The anticipation is... well, killing us."
231. "Haha... right."
232. >You edge your way around the couch, moving around them in an arc.
233. "Okay, just gonna go to my attic now. No funny stuff, alright?"
234. >The two of them nod, their faces painted red with blushing.
235. "Okay then. Going now."
236. >You climb the ladder to your room.
237. >And then shut the hatch and lock it as fast as you can.
239. >LYRA: "LIES. HE LIED."
240. >BON: "I will not stand for this."
241. >LYRA: "I can't- I can't unlock the thing with my magic!"
242. >BON: "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS."
243. >LYRA: "Anon, you come down here RIGHT NOW and give us release!"
244. >BON: "I'm going for the attic window."
245. >LYRA: "What? We don't have a ladder that high to reach it. How are you-"
246. >BON: "Lyra he just sat down next to me and started rubbing my ear. My EAR, Lyra."
247. >LYRA: "Oh that dirty, DIRTY man."
248. >BON: "I warned him. He did not heed it. Now, I'm going to get what I want."
249. >LYRA: "Save some for me?"
250. >BON: "Sorry, but this is personal now."
251. >LYRA: "Ugh, fine. Maybe tomorrow then."
252. >BON: "Our cycles end tomorrow anyway. I told myself I would hold off, but... yeah. Going to get him now."
253. >Lyra sighs.
254. >LYRA: "Well good luck to you, Bonnie. Oh, and one favor?"
255. >BON: "Hm?"
256. >LYRA: "Don't tire him out too much."
258. >You heave a sigh of relief as you back away from the attic's hatch, safe and sound in your bedroom.
259. >You honestly thought for a second there that you were going to be double teamed at once by two mares.
260. >You pause.
261. >Wait.
262. >You already had relations with a pony in the past.
263. >Why were you so adamant to get away from them then?
264. >Oh.
265. >Right.
266. >It's because they looked like they were going to MURDER you with their love.
267. >You were exhausted from the chase and the day's work from earlier.
268. >You decide to at least air this room out, try to get some fresh air.
269. >Walking over to the attic window and undoing the latch, you swing it open and take a deep breath.
270. >You'd escaped.
271. >You'd survived.
272. >You decide to proclaim your victory to the outside world.
273. "Ha! Nop0ny takes advantage of Anonymous! No-"
274. >Your face is tackled by a blur of blue, pink and cream colors as Bon-Bon leaps through the window and onto you.
275. "NO. HOW DID YOU-"
276. >BON: "Shut up and just go with it, Anon."
277. "But... but..."
278. >BON: "You still like us, right?"
279. "Wel... yeah, but-"
280. >BON: "And you were okay with me and Lyra kissing you, right?"
281. "That's besides the poi-"
282. >BON: "You fucked Trixie when the two of you dated, right?"
283. "IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME BACK THEN."
284. >BON: "Then for right now, just let me have this."
285. >You're shut the fuck up when Bon-Bon seals your mouth with a deep kiss, her breath tickling your face as she exhales while doing so.
286. >That book was the worst thing to happen to you.
287. >Or the best.
288. >All a matter of perspective, really.
290. ~END~

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcXiVe_9ALc&feature=BFa&list=PL0500781AD862D972 >A lot has happened in the the last month and a half. >Not with the girls, no. >They're still as passive aggressive about their little love triangle as ever. >Not that you would call it a triangle, that is. >You felt that is was more of a love pincer movement, to be honest. >The only difference you could spot when it came to them was how they've been acting this whole week. >For a few days, both Lyra and Bon-Bon have been... avoiding you. >Not outright shunning, but they were getting a habit of spotting you and sort of running to their rooms. >You just shrugged it off. >Maybe they were cooling their jets, you didn't know. >At the moment you were cooking some fried rice at Roseluck's cafe. >The one waitress you had got fired, as well as the chef. >Turns out when you never show up to work, they tend to let you go. >So you were basically the one man show of this restaurant, and you were finally getting used to the everyday rigamarole of the food service industry. >The best benefit was that this place wasn't all that busy, what with it being such a small cafe and all. >Once the rice is done you throw some roasted peanuts into the mix, taking it out to the colt that ordered it. >So far you were having an okay day, and the place was shutting down early for the weekend. >Once all the customers were gone, you bid Roseluck farewell and head out to town. >Perhaps you'd go to the library today, see what new books they had in stock. >Making your way to the the large tree the town called a library, you enter and begin browsing the collection of books. >Moby Duck? >Nah. >The Adventures of Daring Doo? >No you already read that one last month. >Fifty Shades of Pinkie Pie? >Haha, no. >Then a book catches your attention from the corner of your eye. >Taking the bright yellow book in your hands, you read the title that's emblazoned on the cover in bold, black lettering. "Iron Will's Guide to Dating Ponies." >Really? >I mean... really? >This is a thing? >You laugh and put the book back on the shelf, walking over to another section of the library. >A book on how to date ponies. >Wow. >That was just silly. >You continue to look among the many shelves here, but you mind keeps going back to that yellow book. >... >No. >You don't need it. >... >You don't need it. >... >You grab the book and check it out, reading it as you walk home. "What in the..." >This book was filled with what you can only describe as obvious, or HORRIBLE advice. "One way to a pony's heart is to present your target with a sugarcube. Little known fact: Sugarcube's are an extreme aphrodisiac to ponies when in cube form... really?" >You flip through more pages of the book, trying to find something that wasn't either blatantly obvious or just downright silly. >You were having a hard time. "Ear scratching can be a terrific bonding experience. Remember, get her by the ear, and she'll let you have her rear." >Just. >Just no. >This was all sorts of stupid. >But... on the other hand... >You couldn't help but feel curious about all these tips. >What if some of them were accurate? Sugarcubes turning on mares? Ear scratching being a from of heavy petting? >You skim through more of the book. "A little known fact is that the cutie mark can act as an erogenous zone when tenderly caressed." >Oh god what? >How... how have you NEVER known about this stuff? >You DATED Trixie! Why did you never try any of this stuff while having se- >Oh. >Dominant, overbearing, blue bitch. >Right. >One last page in the back catches your attention. >It's a sort of FAQ section. "When dating a mare, one must take note of a certain point in the year when their urge to mate goes into extreme overdrive." >Oh god here we go. "The cycle differs from mare to mare, but ponies in close proximity have a tendency to sync up mating times." >Huh. "During this time period, the female will grow an insatiable desire to mate with the closest male in the area. If a male is to live side-by-side the females in question, then the urge to fornicate with ANY male is curbed, choosing instead to single out the one particular stallion." >HUH. "An early sign that the cycle is nearing is an acute increase in bashfulness and embarrassment. Mares deliberately avoiding a male out of the blue is also a common sign." >Wait. >Bashfulness? >Sudden avoidance? >... >No. >No way. >That... that's just gotta be fake. >In all your time here in Equestria, you've never encountered this freak mating cycle. >The book had to have been making it up in order to add more pages to the total it already had. >That had to be it. >You finally make it home, plopping down on the couch and relaxing. >Bon-Bon sat next to you, already engrossed in one of her shows. "Yo." >BON: "Hey." "What's this?" >BON: "New show. Lie to Me. Pretty good." >She was talking a bit... >...faster, than usual. >Meh. "New show? Didn't they cancel it a while back?" >BON: "Never seen it before. New to me." "Uh huh.." >BON: "Yep." >She won't take her eyes off the TV screen. >Shrugging, you walk over to the kitchen and grab a glass of water. "Need anything while I'm in here?" >She says nothing. >A frown forms on your face. >Bon-Bon was the quiet type, sure, but she talked WAY more than this. >Although, she WAS trying to watch something she'd never seen before, so you can sympathize. >Returning to her, you notice your book on the counter. >An idea springs into your head. >Time to see if those tips were in any way accurate. >Sitting back down and taking a swig of water, you casually rest your right arm on the head of the couch, above Bon-Bon. >She hasn't seemed to notice yet. >Even more casually, and a lot more carefully, you bring your hand to rest on the back of her neck, as you softly stroke her mane. >She tenses up, and glances to you. >BON: "What is the meaning of this?" >Her face is deadpan as usual. "Pettin' ya." >BON: "You're petting me." "Yes." >BON: "Why are you petting me?" "Am I not allowed to pet you?" >BON: "You are." "Do you not want me to pet you?" >... >BON: "...I'll allow it." >You can't tell if the red on her face is from the glare of the TV, or from her blushing. >In any case, time for the moment of truth. >You take your hand and softly begin scratching at the back of Bon-Bon's ear. >And then things get weird. >If she stiffened when you began to pet her mane, then you could only call what she's doing now as "melting." >She's gone completely limp on the couch, but her eyes are still fixed on the screen. >Well, so far this was doing what you thought it would. >Nothing much. >She was responding more like a dog would than what the book described. >Then you softly squeeze her ear. >BON: "~Haaah~" >What. >What... was that, exactly? >Did... did she just moan? >You look over to the book. >No way. >You get a grin on your face as you mull over the possibilities. >Bon-Bon and Lyra have been trying to win you over at every chance they got, sometimes embarrassing you in public. >Time for a bit of revenge. >You rub her ear with a tad more pressure, and her other one flicks back and forth as you do so. >BON: "Anon?" >Her voice sounds flustered. "Yeah?" >BON: "You walk a dangerous road." >Well now that was ominous. "What do you mean?" >You move to her other ear. >BON: "~Ah!~" >Okay, WOW, this was way too easy. >BON: "I will not be held responsible for my actions if you continue down this course." >You stop your ear fondling. "...okay, you've got me. What?" >You get a better look at Bon-Bon's face. >Dear god that's a whole lot of blush. >Bon-Bon looks up to you, her eyes hazy and unfocused. >Those were some big pupils. >You also notice that as you rubbed her ears, she was also raising up her backside. >Uh. >Maybe this wasn't the best of ideas. "Actually, you know what? Sorry. I'll uh... I'll just stop for now. Sorry." >You get up and start walking to your attic ladder. >That's when you hear the Bon-Bon sprinting at you from behind. "Wait wha-" >She slams into your back, sending you both rolling down the hall and crashing against Lyra's door. "Ow! What in the hell was that fo-" >Oh. >Oh NO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrn9c3mCzas&feature=related >Bon-Bon's breathing is shallow and comes in ragged breaths as she looks into your eyes once she pins you too the ground. "Okay, no. No Bon-Bon." >BON: "I warned you about this." "What you told me was cryptic at best. Bad Bon-Bon. No." >BON: "Please-" >She leans in close to your face. >BON: "-Call me Bonnie." >GET OUT. >ABORT. >FUCKING MOVE, MAN. >You roll away from Bon-Bon right as she dives in for a kiss, replacing her intended target with the wooden floor. "I think we've skipped some levels, Bon-Bo-" >BON: "Bonnie." "Right, Bonnie, whatever." >She bites her lip and inches closer to you. "No." >BON: "You're going to love me, Anon." "You're delirious." >BON: "I'm HOT, is what I am." "And bothered, I got that. But still, NO." >LYRA: "Hi there, I was taking a nap, then I hear someone ram into my door. What's going on?" >Thank GOD. >Lyra steps out of her room and sees you. >Her eyes go hazy. >...no. "Guys." >Lyra bites her lip. "Guys, no." >They both look to each other, and smile. >LYRA: "Truce?" >BON: "For now." >LYRA: "I can live with that." >Then both of them move in on you. >Sweet Jesus. >They TEAMED UP. >You am-scray out of there as fast as you can, but the chase is on. "I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS." >LYRA: "Don't fight it! I don't bite!" >BON: "I do." >You rush behind the couch, putting the furniture between you and them. >Think Anon, THINK. "Uhm... WAIT! If... if you just let me go to my room to change clothes, I'll... uh... what do you want me to do, exactly?" >Bon-Bon lets out a passionate sigh. >BON: "Everything." >Oh god what's happening? "Right. Well, if you let me change, I'll...do that... to you. Yeah." >The two of them exchange a wary look, but allow it. >LYRA: "Fine. But hurry up. The anticipation is... well, killing us." "Haha... right." >You edge your way around the couch, moving around them in an arc. "Okay, just gonna go to my attic now. No funny stuff, alright?" >The two of them nod, their faces painted red with blushing. "Okay then. Going now." >You climb the ladder to your room. >And then shut the hatch and lock it as fast as you can. >LYRA: "LIES. HE LIED." >BON: "I will not stand for this." >LYRA: "I can't- I can't unlock the thing with my magic!" >BON: "I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS." >LYRA: "Anon, you come down here RIGHT NOW and give us release!" >BON: "I'm going for the attic window." >LYRA: "What? We don't have a ladder that high to reach it. How are you-" >BON: "Lyra he just sat down next to me and started rubbing my ear. My EAR, Lyra." >LYRA: "Oh that dirty, DIRTY man." >BON: "I warned him. He did not heed it. Now, I'm going to get what I want." >LYRA: "Save some for me?" >BON: "Sorry, but this is personal now." >LYRA: "Ugh, fine. Maybe tomorrow then." >BON: "Our cycles end tomorrow anyway. I told myself I would hold off, but... yeah. Going to get him now." >Lyra sighs. >LYRA: "Well good luck to you, Bonnie. Oh, and one favor?" >BON: "Hm?" >LYRA: "Don't tire him out too much." >You heave a sigh of relief as you back away from the attic's hatch, safe and sound in your bedroom. >You honestly thought for a second there that you were going to be double teamed at once by two mares. >You pause. >Wait. >You already had relations with a pony in the past. >Why were you so adamant to get away from them then? >Oh. >Right. >It's because they looked like they were going to MURDER you with their love. >You were exhausted from the chase and the day's work from earlier. >You decide to at least air this room out, try to get some fresh air. >Walking over to the attic window and undoing the latch, you swing it open and take a deep breath. >You'd escaped. >You'd survived. >You decide to proclaim your victory to the outside world. "Ha! Nop0ny takes advantage of Anonymous! No-" >Your face is tackled by a blur of blue, pink and cream colors as Bon-Bon leaps through the window and onto you. "NO. HOW DID YOU-" >BON: "Shut up and just go with it, Anon." "But... but..." >BON: "You still like us, right?" "Wel... yeah, but-" >BON: "And you were okay with me and Lyra kissing you, right?" "That's besides the poi-" >BON: "You fucked Trixie when the two of you dated, right?" "IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME BACK THEN." >BON: "Then for right now, just let me have this." >You're shut the fuck up when Bon-Bon seals your mouth with a deep kiss, her breath tickling your face as she exhales while doing so. >That book was the worst thing to happen to you. >Or the best. >All a matter of perspective, really. ~END~