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# Pen Pal -Chapter 1-

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1. Penpal -Chapter 1-
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHej-cvjso4
5. >Sunny days!
6. >Lots of smiles!
7. >Friendly ponies!
8. >Life was good.
9. >You've been here in Ponyville for only a short time, about a month now, but already you were taking to the townsfolk fairly well.
10. >"Morning Anon!"
11. "Morning Cheerilee!"
12. >"Hey there Anonymous!"
13. "Hey, Doctor Hooves, nice to see you!"
14. >"Hi Anon!"
15. "Pinkie Pie, wazzaaaaaaap?!"
16. >Yup.
17. >Living the dream.
18. >You walk through town, a skip in your step and a song in your heart.
19. >"Hi there, Anon! Are you coming to the library for our reading sessions next week?"
20. "You know it Twi! Wouldn't miss it for anything!"
21. >You give her your finger guns.
22. >She giggles.
23. >Priceless.
24. >Yep, everything was going your way.
25. >You even had a house!
26. >A nice little cottage, next to Fluttershy's place.
27. >You skip up to your porch and open your door when you feel something under your foot.
28. >Oh? What's this?
29. >A letter?
30. >Oh happy day!
31. >Picking up your letter with a beaming grin on your face, you unravel it and begin reading.
33. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=kqf2V-ZbRRI
35. "Dearest Anonymous, how are you? I'm great! I'm just writing you to see how you are. Are you well? I sure hope so!"
36. >Oh golly gee, this letter was starting out SWELL!
37. >Smiles all around!
38. >You clear your throat and continue.
39. "I would just like to let you know that I've been admiring you from afar! And let me tell you, I'm liking what I see!"
40. >You blush.
41. >Aww. You had a secret admirer. How quaint.
42. >Maybe they heard that you were such a good checkers player!
43. >You were SO good at checkers.
44. >Some might even call you the best.
45. "I want you, Anon."
46. >Oh my, an invitation?
47. >Joyous day!
48. >You hope it's to another spa day with Rarity. You just ADORED the sauna.
49. "I want you to bury your human fingers DEEP inside me."
50. >Oh well that's just swell!
51. >...
52. >Wait.
53. >You peer a little closer to the letter.
54. >Huh.
55. >That's weird.
56. >You could swear that whoever wrote this letter to you was asking for you to partake in vigorous lovemaking with them.
57. >But that would be silly!
58. >You don't have sex with ponies!
59. >You're a person, stupid.
60. >You shrug.
61. >Maybe it was a typo.
62. "Once you're done, I want you to lap up all my slick juices."
63. >Okay, hello, what?
64. >What?
65. >You laugh nervously to yourself.
66. >This... this was getting strange.
67. >Maybe... maybe it was another typo?
68. >A typo on a written letter.
69. >Sure.
70. >Cautiously, you continue.
71. "I've wondered what a human tongue feels like, as it explores deep within my regions."
72. >Your face contorts into a rather shocked and disgusted expression.
73. >You?
74. >Providing oral pleasure to a horny and willing mare?
75. >Yuck-o-rama!
76. >You just weren't digging this pony's vibes at the moment.
77. >The letter continues.
78. "Maybe after our session, you and I could play checkers-"
79. >Oh happy day!
80. "-on my plot."
81. >Oh fucking NO.
82. "Until next time, Anon. Love,..."
83. >You desperately look for a name.
84. >There isn't one.
85. >Whoever wrote this letter was keeping their identity a secret.
86. >You drop the letter and stomp on it a few times.
87. >Sex with horses?
88. >The thought disgusts you.
89. >You clap your hands and walk into your house.
90. >This must have been some sort of prank.
91. >Yeah.
92. >That's it.
94. The Next Day
96. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60rxzfl3NZc&feature=fvwrel
98. >You rise from your bed, stretching as you greeted a new day.
99. >Oh, how you feel SO refreshed!
100. >You leap from your bed, and get ready for the day.
101. >Shower?
102. >Check.
103. >Fresh batch of clothes?
104. >Check-a-roony.
105. >Buttered toast?
106. >You now it!
107. >Another letter at your doorste-
108. >...
109. >You stare at the letter at your feet.
110. >Your eyes are unblinking.
111. >No.
112. >No that must just be the one from last night.
113. >Except it's back in its envelope.
114. >And had a pink bow on it.
115. >...
116. >You nervously lift the letter into your hands and open it.
117. >You catch the scent of perfume wafting from the envelope.
118. >...what was that smell?
119. >It.. it WAS, perfume... right?
120. >Right?
121. >You read the letter to yourself.
122. "Dear Anonymous, you got my letter! Yay! I hoped I sent it to the right address, and it looks like I was right! I hope you aren't having second thoughts about me. I realize I may have been... forthcumming in the last letter."
123. >She spelled it with the word "cum."
124. >Oh god.
125. "So, for now, I would like to take our new found relationship slower."
126. >Relationship?
127. >She wrote paragraphs about your tongue being all up inside her.
128. >How is that a relationship.
129. >You shake it off.
130. "To start, how about I share a little about myself to you?"
131. >Oh well you can't see anything wrong with tha-
132. "I like big throbbing MAN MEAT being jammed inside my eager and waiting MARE POON."
133. >The noise that emits from your mouth is one that could easily be described as a mix of "UUUUUGHGHGHWHAAA?" and "NNNNNIIIIIII!"
134. >You don't know how to spell that sound.
135. >But you made it, none the less.
136. "Maybe you could even place it in my rear? I hear that's a big thing from where you come from.
137. >No.
138. >SO much no.
139. >You crumple the letter and toss it into the fireplace of your house.
140. There's no fire, but it burns anyway.
141. >Hopefully, that would be the last letter you get from this creepy stalker.
142. >You would be wrong.
144. ~END~

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Penpal -Chapter 1- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHej-cvjso4 >Sunny days! >Lots of smiles! >Friendly ponies! >Life was good. >You've been here in Ponyville for only a short time, about a month now, but already you were taking to the townsfolk fairly well. >"Morning Anon!" "Morning Cheerilee!" >"Hey there Anonymous!" "Hey, Doctor Hooves, nice to see you!" >"Hi Anon!" "Pinkie Pie, wazzaaaaaaap?!" >Yup. >Living the dream. >You walk through town, a skip in your step and a song in your heart. >"Hi there, Anon! Are you coming to the library for our reading sessions next week?" "You know it Twi! Wouldn't miss it for anything!" >You give her your finger guns. >She giggles. >Priceless. >Yep, everything was going your way. >You even had a house! >A nice little cottage, next to Fluttershy's place. >You skip up to your porch and open your door when you feel something under your foot. >Oh? What's this? >A letter? >Oh happy day! >Picking up your letter with a beaming grin on your face, you unravel it and begin reading. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=kqf2V-ZbRRI "Dearest Anonymous, how are you? I'm great! I'm just writing you to see how you are. Are you well? I sure hope so!" >Oh golly gee, this letter was starting out SWELL! >Smiles all around! >You clear your throat and continue. "I would just like to let you know that I've been admiring you from afar! And let me tell you, I'm liking what I see!" >You blush. >Aww. You had a secret admirer. How quaint. >Maybe they heard that you were such a good checkers player! >You were SO good at checkers. >Some might even call you the best. "I want you, Anon." >Oh my, an invitation? >Joyous day! >You hope it's to another spa day with Rarity. You just ADORED the sauna. "I want you to bury your human fingers DEEP inside me." >Oh well that's just swell! >... >Wait. >You peer a little closer to the letter. >Huh. >That's weird. >You could swear that whoever wrote this letter to you was asking for you to partake in vigorous lovemaking with them. >But that would be silly! >You don't have sex with ponies! >You're a person, stupid. >You shrug. >Maybe it was a typo. "Once you're done, I want you to lap up all my slick juices." >Okay, hello, what? >What? >You laugh nervously to yourself. >This... this was getting strange. >Maybe... maybe it was another typo? >A typo on a written letter. >Sure. >Cautiously, you continue. "I've wondered what a human tongue feels like, as it explores deep within my regions." >Your face contorts into a rather shocked and disgusted expression. >You? >Providing oral pleasure to a horny and willing mare? >Yuck-o-rama! >You just weren't digging this pony's vibes at the moment. >The letter continues. "Maybe after our session, you and I could play checkers-" >Oh happy day! "-on my plot." >Oh fucking NO. "Until next time, Anon. Love,..." >You desperately look for a name. >There isn't one. >Whoever wrote this letter was keeping their identity a secret. >You drop the letter and stomp on it a few times. >Sex with horses? >The thought disgusts you. >You clap your hands and walk into your house. >This must have been some sort of prank. >Yeah. >That's it. The Next Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60rxzfl3NZc&feature=fvwrel >You rise from your bed, stretching as you greeted a new day. >Oh, how you feel SO refreshed! >You leap from your bed, and get ready for the day. >Shower? >Check. >Fresh batch of clothes? >Check-a-roony. >Buttered toast? >You now it! >Another letter at your doorste- >... >You stare at the letter at your feet. >Your eyes are unblinking. >No. >No that must just be the one from last night. >Except it's back in its envelope. >And had a pink bow on it. >... >You nervously lift the letter into your hands and open it. >You catch the scent of perfume wafting from the envelope. >...what was that smell? >It.. it WAS, perfume... right? >Right? >You read the letter to yourself. "Dear Anonymous, you got my letter! Yay! I hoped I sent it to the right address, and it looks like I was right! I hope you aren't having second thoughts about me. I realize I may have been... forthcumming in the last letter." >She spelled it with the word "cum." >Oh god. "So, for now, I would like to take our new found relationship slower." >Relationship? >She wrote paragraphs about your tongue being all up inside her. >How is that a relationship. >You shake it off. "To start, how about I share a little about myself to you?" >Oh well you can't see anything wrong with tha- "I like big throbbing MAN MEAT being jammed inside my eager and waiting MARE POON." >The noise that emits from your mouth is one that could easily be described as a mix of "UUUUUGHGHGHWHAAA?" and "NNNNNIIIIIII!" >You don't know how to spell that sound. >But you made it, none the less. "Maybe you could even place it in my rear? I hear that's a big thing from where you come from. >No. >SO much no. >You crumple the letter and toss it into the fireplace of your house. There's no fire, but it burns anyway. >Hopefully, that would be the last letter you get from this creepy stalker. >You would be wrong. ~END~