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# A Guy, A Lyre, and a Park Bench -Chapter 13-

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1. >Placing the last of your shirts into your suitcase, you finally finish packing up.
2. >Closing the case with a satisfying click, you pick it up and head downstairs from your attic.
3. >There are two other suitcases by the door, one belonging to Lyra and the other belonging to Bon-Bon.
4. "Uh... Bon-Bon?"
5. >"Yeah."
6. >She's on the couch, watching TV as usual.
7. "Where's Lyra?"
8. >"Shower."
9. "Isn't the bus supposed to be here any minute though?"
10. >"Yup."
11. "So she decides to shower right at the last minute?"
12. >"Yep."
13. >...
14. "Bon-Bon."
15. >"Yeah."
16. "You're using one word responses."
17. >She nods.
18. >God dammit.
19. "Alright, what's on this time?"
20. >"Reservoir Colts."
21. >...
22. >You sit down on the couch and watch the movie with her.
23. "So you excited?"
24. >"Immensely."
25. "I can tell, you're practically bouncing of the walls."
26. >"That's me, just giddy for our vacation."
27. "Hey, it's not gonna be all bad. I hear good things about Las Pegasus."
28. >"Only thing I know about Las Pegasus is that they shot part of that one movie there."
29. "What movie?"
30. >"That romance thing that came out last year. You know, "Fall" somthing, I dunno."
31. "Is that the one they got Applejack to be in?"
32. >"Yup. Critics liked it, said that the sudden war towards the end through them off."
33. "Meh, I'm not a real fan of romances."
35. >"Wow. What a shocker. I would have figured you were just giddy when it came to romance...on second thought, no. Probably not romance. You seem like the type who'd jump straight for the dirty bits."
36. >She gives a cocky smile.
37. "What gives you that impression?"
38. >"Well the stash of PlayPony under your bed speaks volumes, actually."
39. "You-... dammit."
40. >You palm your face while Bon-Bon silently watches the movie.
41. >...
42. >"I noticed a lot of schoolgirl editions. You have some sort of... thing, for them?"
43. "Shut up."
44. >"I mean, I can always go down to the boutique and get a plaid skirt."
45. "I... really?"
46. >"Wow."
47. "Again, shut up."
48. >She gives a quick wink before shutting off the TV with a click of the remote, before curling up in your lap.
49. >"So."
50. "So."
51. >"She knows, right? About who you cho-"
52. "Eeeehhhhh."
53. >"You didn't tell her at all, did you?"
54. "It's... hard. Have you seen her sad? It's heartbreaking."
55. >Bon-Bon sighs.
56. >"We both agreed that we wouldn't throw a fit when you made a decision."
57. "Right, sure. You really think you two could keep that agreement?"
58. >"Well-"
59. "Imagine, right now, that I choose Lyra."
60. >...
61. >"Don't make me hurt you."
62. "Yeah, that's what I thought."
63. >You give her a quick kiss on the nose, to which she smiles.
65. >"You get another point."
66. "Oh, how I LOVE your Bon-Bon points."
67. >"That's because you seem to be getting a lot nowadays."
68. "Not my fault if you're head over heels for me."
69. >"Heels?"
70. "Hooves."
71. >"Ah."
72. >The sound of a door opening catches your attention, and you spot Lyra as she comes down the hallway.
73. >LYRA: "Alright, squeaky clean! Did we miss the bus?"
74. >You tilt your head and look out the back of the window.
75. "Nope. We're in the clear so far."
76. >LYRA: "Great. Oh my gosh, I'm SO excited, you can't even begin to understand how stoked I am for this."
77. >BON: "Lyra."
78. >LYRA: "Hm?"
79. >BON: "You are bouncing."
80. >LYRA: "Wha-"
81. >She looks down and sees that she is, indeed, bouncing up and down in place.
82. >LYRA: "Oh. So I am. Seems you CAN tell how excited I am."
83. "Just a bit, yeah."
84. >All three of you jump when you hear a loud honk outside the house.
85. >Lyra rushes over to the window and gasps.
86. >LYRA: "No WAY. Whooves wasn't kidding, he actually got a bus!"
87. >You and Bon-Bon look outside and, lo and behold, there parked in the street is a flying bus.
88. >It's like a normal bus.
89. >But with flying.
90. >Also, it's pulled by pegasi.
92. One Hour Later
94. >A flying tour bus.
95. >This was...
96. >...different.
97. "Hey, Whooves?"
98. >DR.: Yeah mate?"
99. "How did you get this thing in the first place?"
100. >Derpy (She insisted on you calling her that) pops her head out from the mini fridge on the side.
101. >DERP: "His uncle has MAD pull in Las Pegasus, dude. The guy owns one of the hotels there."
102. >DR.: "You'd be right, love. My uncle Clockwork knows a couple of people, and he was able to set us up with the bus and a room at his hotel. Trust me, you'll love it."
103. >Octavia speaks up from the seat she sits in, her bass guitar in her hooves as she strums it softly.
104. >OCT: "So, Anon right?"
105. "Yeah."
106. >OCT: "Cool. So, you and Lyra. You two a thing or what?"
107. "Uh I wouldn't really call it a... thing."
108. >DR.: "You shagged though, right?"
109. >DERP: "Yeah she wouldn't stop talking about it last time we had practice."
110. "Oh god.."
111. >DR.: "Actually, I'm rather curious. What was it like?"
112. "I'm not getting into that with you."
113. >OCT: "You certainly got into Lyra."
114. "You- I di- shut up."
115. >DERP: "Oh god really? You did? Gross, man."
116. >OCT: "I think it's sweet. You know, if you're not going after Bon-Bon that is."
117. "Uh."
118. >DR.: "Mate, you gotta tell me. How'd you do it? How did you get two mares to fight for ya?"
119. "...smoothies, I think."
120. >DR.: "Care to share the recipe?"
121. >LYRA: "Alright, guys, lay off the new guy. Don't need him getting freaked out and bailing out the window any time soon."
122. >Lyra shoots you a wink.
123. >Oh god dammit.
125. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3AoWDM8uLk&feature=related
127. >The flight, for the most part, is pretty calm.
128. >In a couple of hours all of you were walking the streets of Las Pegasus to your hotel so you could set up for the night.
129. >Lyra is ecstatic.
130. >LYRA: "We're here! We're actually HERE! Can you believe it?!"
131. BON: "Seeing as how you said we were here, yes. I can believe it."
132. >DR: "We've got a few nights until the competition, so I think palling around the city for a bit wouldn't hurt anybody."
133. >DERP: "I'm liking all the neon lights. They're just so... bright."
134. >OCT: "Where's the closest place I can find booze?"
135. >Bon-Bon lifts a hoof and motions towards the entirety of the city.
136. >OCT: "See you assholes later. Octavia's getting FUCKED UP tonight."
137. >With that, she trots off to the nearest bar.
138. "That girl has a problem."
139. >LYRA: "She likes to live life on the edge, that's for certain."
140. >BON: "The edge of a shot glass, maybe."
141. "The bus took our stuff to the hotel, right?"
142. >DR: "Yeah. Oh, Anon-"
143. >He pulls you to the side, and whispers so the other can't hear.
144. >DR: "This place has a pretty lively night life. I was wondering, mind tagging along with me later? There's this place that I've got to show you. It's called the "Azure Flank."
145. "Uh."
146. >DR: "Trust me, mate. You'll like it."
147. >You glance over to the girls, then back to Doctor Whooves.
148. "Sure, why the hell not?"
149. >BON: "You two scheming?"
150. >You and Whooves jump at the sound of Bon-Bon's voice.
151. >Bon-Bon just stares at you.
152. "Uh... guys night out?"
153. >Lyra overhears you and rushes over.
154. >LYRA: "That's a GREAT idea! Ooh, Bon-Bon, Ditz, we have to have a girl's night out! We have to!"
155. >DERP: "I'm game."
156. >Lyra smiles wide at Bon-Bon, who sighs.
157. >BON: "Fine."
158. LYRA: "Yes! Oh god we're going to get liquored up!"
159. >DERP: "Woohoo!"
160. >LYRA: "Later boys, meet you at the hotel whenever we get back!"
161. >The three of them trot off, but Bon-Bon turns her head and smiles, mouthing a few words.
162. >You mouth them back, waving.
163. >DR: "Right, that went better than expected. So, ready?"
164. "Lead the way."
165. >How bad could a place called "The Azure Flank" be, anyway?
167. Not Long After
169. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyYnwBUfal4
171. >Dear god it was worse than you had hoped.
172. >You knew that this place wasn't going to be safe for work, you knew that.
173. >But this?
174. >This was just SILLY.
175. >RIDICULOUS even.
176. "Whooves I'm not too sure about-"
177. >DR: "Mate you gotta relax. Enjoy yourself!"
178. >Easy for him to say, he was in the middle of a lap dance.
179. >This place was just... wrong.
180. >Also, there was way too much blacklight.
181. >You saw things.
182. >Things not meant to be seen on chairs.
183. >An announcer speaks up on the microphone, announcing the next stripper.
184. >The whole concept of pony strippers was strange to you.
185. >They were naked all the time, so what was the point of-
186. >"And now give it up for "The Lady in Bluuuuuuuuuuue."
187. >The lady in blue?
188. >What was that supposed to be a pun or some-
189. >PRINCESS LUNA?
190. >Strutting out on stage was Princess Luna, wearing a...
191. >...school girl outfit.
192. >Oh god this was so tempting it HURT.
193. "Hey, Whooves? I'm gonna head back to the hotel now."
194. >DR: "Oh c'mon, live a little! Hey! Gorgeous!"
195. >He calls out to Luna.
196. >Oh god no.
197. >DR: "My friend here wants a dance! I'm paying!"
198. "Dude, wait I-"
199. >"VERILY, WE SHALL ROCKETH THINE WORLD."
200. >Oh sweet jesus.
202. >She's off the stage and on top of you, pushing you back into your seat.
203. >"GOOD MARROW HOT STUFF. DOTH THOU WANT THIS ALL UP IN THINE GRILL?"
204. "Not really no."
205. >"PLEASE, DON'T TRY TO DENY THINE LUST FOR US."
206. "No, really, I was just about to leave. So if you could just-"
207. >"WE SHALL BEGIN BACKING THAT ASS UPETH."
208. >Upeth?
209. >That's not a word at a-
210. >PLOT.
211. >Luna rams her ass into your face, and you're pretty sure she almost broke your nose.
212. >"WE ART NAUGHTY AND DESERVE TO BE SPANKED."
213. "Yeah, I'm out."
214. >You give the princess a shove and walk out of the club, rubbing your nose.
215. >You look at your clothes.
216. >They were covered in glitter.
217. >You hated glitter.
218. >Groaning, you head back to the hotel.
219. >This was going to be a long week.
221. ~END~

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>Placing the last of your shirts into your suitcase, you finally finish packing up. >Closing the case with a satisfying click, you pick it up and head downstairs from your attic. >There are two other suitcases by the door, one belonging to Lyra and the other belonging to Bon-Bon. "Uh... Bon-Bon?" >"Yeah." >She's on the couch, watching TV as usual. "Where's Lyra?" >"Shower." "Isn't the bus supposed to be here any minute though?" >"Yup." "So she decides to shower right at the last minute?" >"Yep." >... "Bon-Bon." >"Yeah." "You're using one word responses." >She nods. >God dammit. "Alright, what's on this time?" >"Reservoir Colts." >... >You sit down on the couch and watch the movie with her. "So you excited?" >"Immensely." "I can tell, you're practically bouncing of the walls." >"That's me, just giddy for our vacation." "Hey, it's not gonna be all bad. I hear good things about Las Pegasus." >"Only thing I know about Las Pegasus is that they shot part of that one movie there." "What movie?" >"That romance thing that came out last year. You know, "Fall" somthing, I dunno." "Is that the one they got Applejack to be in?" >"Yup. Critics liked it, said that the sudden war towards the end through them off." "Meh, I'm not a real fan of romances." >"Wow. What a shocker. I would have figured you were just giddy when it came to romance...on second thought, no. Probably not romance. You seem like the type who'd jump straight for the dirty bits." >She gives a cocky smile. "What gives you that impression?" >"Well the stash of PlayPony under your bed speaks volumes, actually." "You-... dammit." >You palm your face while Bon-Bon silently watches the movie. >... >"I noticed a lot of schoolgirl editions. You have some sort of... thing, for them?" "Shut up." >"I mean, I can always go down to the boutique and get a plaid skirt." "I... really?" >"Wow." "Again, shut up." >She gives a quick wink before shutting off the TV with a click of the remote, before curling up in your lap. >"So." "So." >"She knows, right? About who you cho-" "Eeeehhhhh." >"You didn't tell her at all, did you?" "It's... hard. Have you seen her sad? It's heartbreaking." >Bon-Bon sighs. >"We both agreed that we wouldn't throw a fit when you made a decision." "Right, sure. You really think you two could keep that agreement?" >"Well-" "Imagine, right now, that I choose Lyra." >... >"Don't make me hurt you." "Yeah, that's what I thought." >You give her a quick kiss on the nose, to which she smiles. >"You get another point." "Oh, how I LOVE your Bon-Bon points." >"That's because you seem to be getting a lot nowadays." "Not my fault if you're head over heels for me." >"Heels?" "Hooves." >"Ah." >The sound of a door opening catches your attention, and you spot Lyra as she comes down the hallway. >LYRA: "Alright, squeaky clean! Did we miss the bus?" >You tilt your head and look out the back of the window. "Nope. We're in the clear so far." >LYRA: "Great. Oh my gosh, I'm SO excited, you can't even begin to understand how stoked I am for this." >BON: "Lyra." >LYRA: "Hm?" >BON: "You are bouncing." >LYRA: "Wha-" >She looks down and sees that she is, indeed, bouncing up and down in place. >LYRA: "Oh. So I am. Seems you CAN tell how excited I am." "Just a bit, yeah." >All three of you jump when you hear a loud honk outside the house. >Lyra rushes over to the window and gasps. >LYRA: "No WAY. Whooves wasn't kidding, he actually got a bus!" >You and Bon-Bon look outside and, lo and behold, there parked in the street is a flying bus. >It's like a normal bus. >But with flying. >Also, it's pulled by pegasi. One Hour Later >A flying tour bus. >This was... >...different. "Hey, Whooves?" >DR.: Yeah mate?" "How did you get this thing in the first place?" >Derpy (She insisted on you calling her that) pops her head out from the mini fridge on the side. >DERP: "His uncle has MAD pull in Las Pegasus, dude. The guy owns one of the hotels there." >DR.: "You'd be right, love. My uncle Clockwork knows a couple of people, and he was able to set us up with the bus and a room at his hotel. Trust me, you'll love it." >Octavia speaks up from the seat she sits in, her bass guitar in her hooves as she strums it softly. >OCT: "So, Anon right?" "Yeah." >OCT: "Cool. So, you and Lyra. You two a thing or what?" "Uh I wouldn't really call it a... thing." >DR.: "You shagged though, right?" >DERP: "Yeah she wouldn't stop talking about it last time we had practice." "Oh god.." >DR.: "Actually, I'm rather curious. What was it like?" "I'm not getting into that with you." >OCT: "You certainly got into Lyra." "You- I di- shut up." >DERP: "Oh god really? You did? Gross, man." >OCT: "I think it's sweet. You know, if you're not going after Bon-Bon that is." "Uh." >DR.: "Mate, you gotta tell me. How'd you do it? How did you get two mares to fight for ya?" "...smoothies, I think." >DR.: "Care to share the recipe?" >LYRA: "Alright, guys, lay off the new guy. Don't need him getting freaked out and bailing out the window any time soon." >Lyra shoots you a wink. >Oh god dammit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3AoWDM8uLk&feature=related >The flight, for the most part, is pretty calm. >In a couple of hours all of you were walking the streets of Las Pegasus to your hotel so you could set up for the night. >Lyra is ecstatic. >LYRA: "We're here! We're actually HERE! Can you believe it?!" BON: "Seeing as how you said we were here, yes. I can believe it." >DR: "We've got a few nights until the competition, so I think palling around the city for a bit wouldn't hurt anybody." >DERP: "I'm liking all the neon lights. They're just so... bright." >OCT: "Where's the closest place I can find booze?" >Bon-Bon lifts a hoof and motions towards the entirety of the city. >OCT: "See you assholes later. Octavia's getting FUCKED UP tonight." >With that, she trots off to the nearest bar. "That girl has a problem." >LYRA: "She likes to live life on the edge, that's for certain." >BON: "The edge of a shot glass, maybe." "The bus took our stuff to the hotel, right?" >DR: "Yeah. Oh, Anon-" >He pulls you to the side, and whispers so the other can't hear. >DR: "This place has a pretty lively night life. I was wondering, mind tagging along with me later? There's this place that I've got to show you. It's called the "Azure Flank." "Uh." >DR: "Trust me, mate. You'll like it." >You glance over to the girls, then back to Doctor Whooves. "Sure, why the hell not?" >BON: "You two scheming?" >You and Whooves jump at the sound of Bon-Bon's voice. >Bon-Bon just stares at you. "Uh... guys night out?" >Lyra overhears you and rushes over. >LYRA: "That's a GREAT idea! Ooh, Bon-Bon, Ditz, we have to have a girl's night out! We have to!" >DERP: "I'm game." >Lyra smiles wide at Bon-Bon, who sighs. >BON: "Fine." LYRA: "Yes! Oh god we're going to get liquored up!" >DERP: "Woohoo!" >LYRA: "Later boys, meet you at the hotel whenever we get back!" >The three of them trot off, but Bon-Bon turns her head and smiles, mouthing a few words. >You mouth them back, waving. >DR: "Right, that went better than expected. So, ready?" "Lead the way." >How bad could a place called "The Azure Flank" be, anyway? Not Long After http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyYnwBUfal4 >Dear god it was worse than you had hoped. >You knew that this place wasn't going to be safe for work, you knew that. >But this? >This was just SILLY. >RIDICULOUS even. "Whooves I'm not too sure about-" >DR: "Mate you gotta relax. Enjoy yourself!" >Easy for him to say, he was in the middle of a lap dance. >This place was just... wrong. >Also, there was way too much blacklight. >You saw things. >Things not meant to be seen on chairs. >An announcer speaks up on the microphone, announcing the next stripper. >The whole concept of pony strippers was strange to you. >They were naked all the time, so what was the point of- >"And now give it up for "The Lady in Bluuuuuuuuuuue." >The lady in blue? >What was that supposed to be a pun or some- >PRINCESS LUNA? >Strutting out on stage was Princess Luna, wearing a... >...school girl outfit. >Oh god this was so tempting it HURT. "Hey, Whooves? I'm gonna head back to the hotel now." >DR: "Oh c'mon, live a little! Hey! Gorgeous!" >He calls out to Luna. >Oh god no. >DR: "My friend here wants a dance! I'm paying!" "Dude, wait I-" >"VERILY, WE SHALL ROCKETH THINE WORLD." >Oh sweet jesus. >She's off the stage and on top of you, pushing you back into your seat. >"GOOD MARROW HOT STUFF. DOTH THOU WANT THIS ALL UP IN THINE GRILL?" "Not really no." >"PLEASE, DON'T TRY TO DENY THINE LUST FOR US." "No, really, I was just about to leave. So if you could just-" >"WE SHALL BEGIN BACKING THAT ASS UPETH." >Upeth? >That's not a word at a- >PLOT. >Luna rams her ass into your face, and you're pretty sure she almost broke your nose. >"WE ART NAUGHTY AND DESERVE TO BE SPANKED." "Yeah, I'm out." >You give the princess a shove and walk out of the club, rubbing your nose. >You look at your clothes. >They were covered in glitter. >You hated glitter. >Groaning, you head back to the hotel. >This was going to be a long week. ~END~