> Day Cryptid in Equestria
> Humans were a myth for a long time, with all sorts of nonsense.
> All-seeing eyes, impossible strength, dominating psychic powers, etc.
> Basically, as fetishized and redone as vampires.
> Then you come waltzing out of a patch of poison joke, and all that comes crashing down.
> Literally waltzing, and figuratively crashing.
> After getting cleared for civilian life by the local Princess, you are remanded into the care and observation of Equestria's foremost expert on humans.

> You wake up, and are surprisingly alone.
> Normally Lyra is staring at you from her stalki- observation chair.
> You thoroughly use your bathroom, and get dressed.
> Downstairs, you find Lyra humping Bon Bon as she calmly makes pancakes.
> What.
> Lyra looks up, her face flushed from the activity.
> "Anon, you're up! Say, could you help me out and rut me?"
> You feel as though you have entered a realm of badly written romance.
> The Twilight zone.
> You look at Bon Bon, and she is still making pancakes, a small smile on her face.
> The hell.
"Lyra, what's gotten into you?"
> Not that you're complaining, but this is odd, even for her.
> Understanding dawns in her eyes.
> "So human females don't go into heat?"
"Human arousal is less scheduled than estrus, I'd say. Less seasonal, too."
> She looks at you in confusion.
> "Then you should be used to this. What's the hold up?"
> How to put this...
"Sex between humans isn't usually this... casual."
> Her face falls.
> "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to disrespect something so important to you."
> She turns around and resumes humping Bon Bon.
> ...
> Your clothes fall to the ground.
> You walk up behind her and rest your hands on her hips.
"I wasn't saying no, I was just trying to figure out the context of your request."
> Lyra grins at you over her shoulder.
> "You'll help me out?"
> You slide your cock up Bon Bon's choice  ass and up into Lyra's wet flower.
"What are friends for?"
> She sighs in relief, leaning on her marefriend.
> You start slow, in case someone wants to move.
> Bon Bon is down to the last of the pancake batter.
> You watch that last pancake sizzle on the pan as you probe Lyra's depths.
> A little of Lyra's juices are dribbling down Bon Bon's plot, occasionally smeared by your balls as you hilt.
> Lyra moans, stroking her marefriend's back instinctively.
> The last pancake is done, and Bon Bon just stands there patiently.
> You pause in your thrusting, ignoring Lyra's whine of protest.
"You're alright with this, Bon Bon?"
> She smiles up at you.
> "It's nice to be able to share the experience. Also, when you two are done, we can all have breakfast at the same time."
> You were not aware you could get harder.
"Right then. Back to business."
> You pick up the pace, and Lyra outright collapses, laying partially on Bon Bon, moaning into her neck.
> You knead her flanks, exulting in their softness, and the ripple as you pound her marehood.
> Bon Bon turns her head and fondly kisses Lyra's nose.
> Hnnnggg
> Can't take it anymore.
> You hilt one last time, and feel her walls close around you.
> Looks like she was close too.
> You unload deep inside, each shuddering pulse of cum mixing with her juices.
> Lyra sighs happily.
> "Thanks, Anon. I owe you one."
"It was my pleasure."
> You pull out, Lyra dismounts, and the three of you wipe off with towels.

> You are washing your plate, and your mind is still spinning with the events of the morning.
> Bon Bon finishes drying hers, and pauses.
> "Oh, up again? I'd help you out, but I have a lot of work to do. Maybe some other mare in town will be unoccupied."
> ...
"And they'd just agree to being rutted?"
> She nods happily.
"It's nicer with a friend, but unless she's busy, most mares are willing."
> God damn.
> You hurriedly put your clothes back on, and step out into the street.
> A whole new world just opened up to you, and you are going to fuck it.

> The first thing you see is a griffon, pacing in the middle of the grass field in the middle of town.
> She looks familiar, and as you approach, it clicks.
> This is Gilda. You vaguely wonder why she's back.
> One way to find out.
"Hi, my name's Anonymous. I don't think I've seen you around before."
> As she turns toward you, she replies.
> "Gilda. Just got in yesterday."
> Then she sees you and takes a step back.
> "A- a human!"
> Heh, it's still gratifying to get that reaction.
"Nice to meet you, Gilda. Are you busy with anything?"
> She backs away slowly.
> "Why- why do you ask?"
> Then you hear raucous laughter from up above.
> You look up to find Rainbow Dash laughing her ass off on a cloud.
> Gilda scowls.
> "Is this some joke? Some illusion to scare the big dumb griffon? As if humans are real."
> Rainbow sobers up.
> "Nah, G. Anon is a real human, it's just that the legends are mostly wrong. Anon here is pretty harmless."
> Gilda looks at you skeptically.
> "Harmless?"
> You shrug.
"Pretty much. Well, it looks like you are busy with Dash, so I'll just move along."
> As you turn away, she grabs your arm.
> "Wait."
> You look at her, and she averts her eyes.
> "I'm supposed to be practicing being nice to dweebs, so if you have anything you need help with..."
> She makes eye contact.
>  "Well, do you?"
> This is so messed up.
> But you have to try.
"I do have one thing..."
> Gilda lets go, and gives you an impatient look.
> "Yeah?"
> You take off your pants, revealing your erection.
"I helped a friend in heat, and now I'm a little hot and bothered myself."
> She looks at you disbelievingly, then up at Dash, who is grinning.
> "Just think, you can say you rode a human."
> Gilda thinks about this, then nods.
> She turns around and lifts her tail.
> "C'mon, dweeb, I haven't got all day."
> You glance at Rainbow, a huge grin on her face.
> You're going in.
> You rub circles in her flanks as you position yourself.
> "Get on with it!"
> Fine.
> You shove your cock through her folds, and start thrusting as roughly and quickly as you can.
> Gilda squawks, and her forelegs buckle a little.
> You keep pounding her tight pussy.
"Good enough for you?"
> She scowls at you, but says nothing.
> You slide your thumb below her tail, applying a slight pressure against her anus.
> "Hey! What do you think you are doing back there?"
> Rather than answer, you glance significantly up at Dash, and keep on impaling the griffon on your cock.
> Gilda follows your gaze, then scowls at you again.
> "Fine."
> You curl your thumb, pushing gently into her tight sphincter.
> She grudgingly relaxes, you remove your thumb, and insert your pointer finger.
> The griffon squirms a little at that, and her vagina involuntarily clenches for a brief moment.
> You grin.
> You move your finger in and out, stroking her insides gently.
> Gilda's breathing becomes ragged, and her pussy massages your dick with gusto.
> You insert your finger all the way to the knuckle, and she clamps down on it.
> Huh, it's really stuck in there.
"Now you don't want it to leave?"
> Gilda growls.
> "Sh-shut up and rut me."
> Using your other hand, you press down on her back.
> She reluctantly bends her forelegs, giving you a slightly better angle.
> You take full advantage of it, slamming your cock deeper into her proud pussy.
> The griffon's growls take on an undertone you are surprised to recognize as purring.
> After half a minute of this, she shudders, closing around your manhood and clenching almost painfully around your finger.
> You push yourself a little deeper, and shoot your load into her writhing depths.
> The two of you rest for a bit, unwilling to separate.
> Then Gilda straightens up, and wriggles off your cock.
> She starts to turn around, and yanks your arm, still clenched around your finger.
> She looks over and blushes, unclenching.
> "Sorry about that."
> You smile.
"It's fine, I didn't think you'd get so attached."
> Rainbow swoops down, and nudges Gilda's shoulder.
> "So? How was it, rutting a human?"
> The griffon glances at you.
> "It's alright. A little strange,"
> Her tail flicks.
> "but alright."
> You grin.
"Glad you liked it. Well, I should get going. Nice to meet you Gilda, Rainbow, catch ya later."
> They wave, and you go over to your pants, bending to pick them up.
> You hear Rainbow come up behind you.
> "Here, let me clean you up before you put those on."
> Your cock is suddenly wrapped up in the warm, wet confines of her mouth.
> You look between your legs to see her slowly slide it out of her mouth, sucking away her friend's juices and your cum.
> It makes a popping sound when she reaches the end, and she grins at you.
> "Thanks, didn't think Gilda would open up to anyone here."
> You straighten up and turn around.
"You know, l'll be up for another round in a bit, if you're interested."
> She starts trotting back.
> "Maybe some other time. Gotta stick with Gilda, help her make some friends."
"Fair enough. Some other time, then."
> She winks at you over her shoulder, and twitches her tail out of the way.
> You just stand there and watch, amazed at this world of new possibilities.