hotsauce presents:

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon in

Filly foolin’! 

It was Fall now in Equestria, and I was taking a walk through the Whitetail Woods. I was starting to get a little homesick for the human world and walking through the woods with their array of burning colours – smoky red, burnt umber, golden yellow – reminded me of home. But it also gave me a chance to fulfil another pressing need.

I instinctively looked at my wrist to check the time, but I’d thrown my watch away when the battery had died weeks ago. So now I was stuck on 8-hour pony-time, and I looked up at the glittering patch behind the bright foliage – the sun seemed to show it was close to 2 o’clock in the afternoon. And then I heard the bell at the Ponyville Schoolhouse ring – school was out! – and I knew I was bang on the money. 

I sighed. I’d love to be hanging around to watch all the cute little foals going home, but as it was I knew that sooner or later somepony would get suspicious of my behaviour, so I’d given up on that particular little pastime. I’d had the opportunity to go to Springfield Elementary a few times, though, on legit business – I’d gone to pick up the CMC a couple of times when their big sisters were busy, and on one occasion Sweetie had taken me to school for show and tell. That had been a great success!

“So...” little Silver Spoon had said, during the Q and A session after my speech on the wonders of the human world. “You’re saying that in your world humans – which is what you are, right?”

I’d nodded. 

“ –that humans ride on ponies?”

“Uh huh,” I replied. “That’s what I said.”

“Well, that’s pretty hard to believe,” Diamond Tiara had added with a sniff. “I mean, we don’t ride around on monkeys, after all!”

The rest of the foals had laughed, but I’d just shrugged. There was no point getting annoyed – they were just little foals after all. And to tell the truth, the two rich little fillies were so cute that I could forgive them a lot.

Diamond Tiara was one of those kids who was pretty and knew she was pretty. She’d learned that female trick of being perverse while feigning interest.  But Silver Spoon was different. She’d basically been dismissive of everything that I’d told the class. For instance, when I’d told them that there were no manticores or griffins in my world, I’d been met with derision from her and her pink-coated friend.

“Well maybe you just haven’t been looking hard enough!” Silver Spoon had laughed, and Diamond Tiara had joined in as well.


But then Diamond Tiara had surprised me with the question: “Do you have a filly friend in your world?”

I’d nodded, but then I’d sighed. “Well, I did – but we were about to break up.”

“Oh,” said Tiara. “Why is that?”

I gave her a sharp glance, but she just kept looking at me sweetly, her azure-gray eyes all the time glittering with mischievous humour. 

Well, I couldn’t just tell them the real reason. Having your girlfriend stumble upon your lolikon collection was not going to be easy to explain to a bunch of foals after all!

“Uh, we just kind of grew apart,” I said instead, lamely.

“That’s so sad,” Silver Spoon replied, fluttering her long eyelashes at me. “But I’m sure you’ll be able to find a new filly friend soon.”

There was giggling throughout the class. But poor Sweetie Belle, who had been watching the two naughty fillies flirt with me the whole time, had a rare annoyed look on her face. She might have been a naive little foal, but she knew what Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were up to. So while the class was being boisterous and Cheerilee was trying to quieten them down, I took the opportunity to smile and wink at Sweetie when nopony else was looking. Her mouth opened up in a surprised O and she blushed, and I felt sentimental all of a sudden. 

She was an adorable foal, and my secret “filly friend”, but we unfortunately hadn’t had too many opportunities to “foal around” since that first night we’d spent together. All I’d managed to do was feel her up when nopony else was around and steal a few sneaky kisses from that buttermilk-sweet mouth of hers, although I had gotten an amazing and unexpected blow job from her one afternoon after school when I’d been looking after the CMC at Sweet Apple Acres and Applebloom had suggested they play hide and seek. 

I’d spotted Sweetie sneaking into A.J.’s apple cellar and I’d slipped in after her. Moments later we were behind a stack of apple bushels, my rock-hard cock in her mouth, and the risk of being caught and the whole unexpectedness of the situation had meant that after about forty seconds of her little pink tongue sliding under the head as I feverishly fucked her face I’d come, and the brave little foal without skipping a beat had swallowed it all.

That had all been a few weeks ago now, and I was starting to feel pretty worked up. But walking around Ponyville you constantly get all those pert pony-rumps in your face everywhere and it’s pretty hard not to stare, and I knew that it was going to get me in trouble sooner or later. So there I was, walking through Whitetail Woods, looking for a discrete place to whack off and relieve some of this sexual pressure where I wouldn’t be disturbed by any nosy little ponies.

I soon found a little path that I was pretty sure I’d walked down before – it led to a little grassy glade that I’d chosen for the future site of my still. I had a hankering for some moonshine – sarsaparilla just wasn’t cutting it for me anymore – and so I was in the process of collecting some equipment from Twilight under the cover that I needed it to do some research on a possible way to get back to my world. It was all bullshit of course – the human world could go fuck itself for all I cared about it – but the nerdy little pony had been quite pleased that I’d turned out to know a little bit about science (thanks Mechanical Engineering degree!) and she’d been  happy to spare some of her surplus lab stock for the cause.

Soon I reached the glade and standing in the middle of it, wreathed in the golden fall sunshine. I dropped my pants and underwear and enjoyed the feeling of warm sun on my bare ass and the cool early-afternoon breeze under my balls.

Now, I think you’ll agree with me that there’s nothing quite like a little al fresco masturbation. I had my hand lathered up with spit, and was just starting to get into it properly when I heard girlish voices and laughter from the path I’d just come along.

“Fuck!” I cried. Why now of all times! Couldn’t a man enjoy himself in peace in this crazy pony-filled world? I shuffled desperately to the edge of the glade in a panic, my erection bashing against my stomach, and I managed to fall over as I tried to pull my pants and underwear up in a hurry – and now lying on the ground I continued to draw them up my thighs and ass as I squirmed into the thick undergrowth on my stomach. And just in time!

As they came closer, I thought I recognised the voices, and as discretely as possible I shifted around so that I could see who it was, zipping my pants up at the same time in case I was discovered. Being discovered peeping is bad, but being discovered peeping with your dick out is infinitely worse.

Two little fillies suddenly trotted into the glade – one with a magenta coat and a violet mane with white-stripe, the other gray-coated and wearing glasses. It was Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon! But what were those two naughty little fillies doing here? They hadn’t followed me, had they?

“Oh thank Celestia THAT’S finally over,” said Silver Spoon. “Miss Cheerilee’s classes are sooooo boring!”

“They’re ALWAYS boring!”  replied Diamond Tiara, rolling her eyes. “But today’s was extra boring. Who wants to learn about those stupid griffons anyway? We live in Ponyville, not Griffonville!”

Silver Spoon chuckled. “That joke made the whole class laugh, Tiara!” She smiled at her friend. “You’re soooo funny!”

Tiara looked back at her with a self-satisfied look on her face. “Why thank you, Spoony!” And then she leaned forward and put her neck around her friend’s in a pony hug.

They seemed to hug for a very long time, but it all made sense when I saw the look on Silver Spoon’s face: her cheeks were flushed as she rubbed her face against Diamond Tiara’s flank. She was obviously crushing pretty hard on her friend, I realised. I shook my head. Why were little foals so adorable?

But at last they broke the hug, and stood smiling at each other. “Bump! Bump Sugar lump rump!” they sang in unison as they clopped their hooves, elbows and last of all those little sugar-lump rumps of theirs together in their trademark cheer.

Celestia must be smiling upon me! Now I’d have some cute foals to watch while I was beating off. I surreptitiously unzipped my pants and got myself hard as I watched the two friends gambol about in the glade, playing their little foal games, chasing each other and giggling.
I sighed and suddenly wished Sweetie were here. But sometimes you just had to do things yourself!

Suddenly the two fillies stopped their galloping around. Silver Spoon glanced about the glade, and then trotted up to Diamond Tiara and nuzzled her around the muzzle, a funny little half-smile on her face.

“Hey Tiara,” she asked softly. “There’s nopony around. Wanna do it again?”

Tiara looked around the glade herself, blushing. “Oh, I don’t know, Spoony...  are you sure there’s nopony around?”

Spoony nodded. “C’mon, Tiara! Don’t be so shy...” She licked her friend’s cheek, and the blush on the little magenta pony’s face deepened. 
 
“Oh... OK,” she replied at last. 

Spoony stopped licking her cheek and brought her mouth close to Tiara’s and closing her eyes stuck out her little pink tongue. Tiara glanced about one final time – thankfully I’d managed to get far enough into the undergrowth to be quite invisible from inside the glade – and then she stuck her own tongue out and moved her own face closer to Spoon’s until the tips touched.

Spoony’s ears suddenly flicked back and she blushed as well – and she started to flick her tongue up and down, licking Tiara’s tongue and running the tip of it all the way along until her friend’s knees began to tremble. Finally, Spoony took Tiara’s tongue into her mouth and brought their lips flush together, and they kissed properly at last. The little gray-coated filly was definitely the more aggressive of the two, and she moved closer to Tiara, kissing her hard, and it wasn’t hard to imagine her little foal tongue dipping in and out of her friend’s mouth, exploring the hot wetness inside it. 

Holy shit! I’d really hit the jackpot this time. A couple of filly-foolin’ little foals giving me a private show! Well, there was nothing wrong with filly-fooling, after all, and it was all just a bit of healthy sexual experimentation, wasn’t it? But I had to make sure I didn’t come straight away, so I eased back on my strokes. It was agonising, but I wanted to prolong the whole experience – I just hoped they’d do a little more than clumsy little-kid kissing!

I needn’t have worried. Silver Spoon broke the kiss and then she started to lick her little friend’s ear.

“Noooo!” squealed Tiara. “Spoony! You know how sensitive my ears are! I’m going to end up peeing like last time.”

But Silver Spoon didn’t stop, so Tiara shied away, giggling. Spoony was giggling as well, and she began to chase her friend around the glade.

“Oh, come on Tiara!” she laughed. “I wanna see if you peed yourself again!”

“I did not!” retorted Tiara, blushing – but behind the blush she was wearing a little smile. Spoon soon caught up with her and started nosing around her backside, sniffing her cutie mark and in between her haunches.

“Oh, must you always sniff around like that?” Tiara gasped. “It’s so totally embarrassing!” But it seemed as though the little filly was enjoying herself – her tongue had poked out to lick her lips and the corners of her eyes were crinkled up in pleasure.

Spoony started to sniff in earnest between Tiara’s haunches, and the little magenta-coated filly took a step backwards to that her rump was up against her friend’s face – but then Spoony turned her attention back to Tiara’s cutie mark, and her tongue flicked out.

“Oh!” gasped Tiara.

Wow! I hadn’t realised that cutie marks could be erogenous zones! It was such a shame that little Sweetie hadn’t got hers yet - I’d have to make an older little foal friend to see if I could get the same effect!

Tiara’s tail had begun to flick side to side as Spoony licked her, and she closed her eyes tight at the intensity of the feelings her friend was producing in her. But soon Spoony drew her tongue away from the tiara-shaped cutie mark and across her friend’s flank, until it came up between her haunches – and Tiara’s eyes flashed open, and her jaw dropped, as Spoony started to lick again in earnest.

“Oh...oh! Don’t lick me there! It’s... it’s dirty!” she wailed.

“Oh no it’s not,” snorted Spoony as she kept on licking. She lifted her muzzle so that her tongue was lapping the spot right under Tiara’s tail, and then she drew it back down to her pussy in a long lick that made her friend gasp again.

I didn’t really have a very clear view of what was happening, but from the wet sounds that were emanating from Spoony’s amateurish pussy-licking, I could tell that Tiara was getting extremely wet – and when Spoony lifted her mouth away to take a breath, I could see that a mixture of the magenta-coated foal’s baby juices and her own saliva were dribbling down her muzzle.

But what I did get a good look at was Tiara’s face – as Spoony licked her, she crinkled up her nose and her eyes with the little jolts of pleasure she was feeling thanks to her friend’s tongue, and when Spoony hit just the right spot, she gasped, and a single thin string of saliva fell from her open mouth.

At last Spoony stopped licking her pussy, and she trotted up beside Tiara and licked her behind the ear again.

“Was that fun, Tiara?” she asked, a smirk on her face.

Tiara nodded, biting her lip. “Uh huh,” she whispered.

Spoony started to lick her mouth, and Tiara, now less nervous, licked back – and soon the two adorable little foals were kissing again, mashing their wet lips together in their naive, charming foal way.

“Wow!” Tiara said, panting heavily, as the gray-coated filly finally broke the kiss. “Where did you learn to do all this neat stuff, Spoony?”

Spoony’s face flashed with a knowing little smile. “It’s a secret!” And then she started licking Tiara’s ear again, whispering into it. I could just barely make out the question “...another cool trick?”

Tiara nodded. Even though she’d obviously come a little from Spoony’s licking, she wanted more. Foals that age are so insatiable!

So Spoony had her friend lie on her back on the softest patch of grass in the glade with her legs splayed out. At last I could see how wet she was – her little haunches glistened gold in the fall sunlight with that mixture of saliva and pussy juice, and that cool breeze which had gratefully started to blow in my direction now brought with it the gentle spiciness of an excited little foal.

I was expecting Spoony to just kneel down in front of her and start eating her out with her little slit more open now to licking, but instead the naughty little foal clambered on top of her friend so that her own pussy was over her face.

Holy shit! They were going to 69!

My pulse was racing at this point and it was getting difficult to resist just going all out and spurting my come across the bushes I was hiding behind. But I grit my teeth and helf myself back – I needed to see how far the two little fillies were going to go!

“Wh...what should I do?” asked Tiara, unsure.

“This!” said Spoony as she bent down and started to lap away at the wide-open baby slit in front of her.

“Oh!” Tiara gasped, and as her friend’s tongue continued to baste her pussy she looked up at the slit just a lick away from her own face. Lucky for me, I had a clear view of this side, and I enjoyed the sight of the little foal’s eyes bugging out at Spoony’s filly parts, gently parted and glistening above her.

Spoony was obviously getting a little frustrated at Tiara’s shyness, so she lowered her pussy until it was touching her friend’s lips – and it was then that Tiara gave it a hesitant lick. She obviously didn’t mind the taste, as she went for a second lick straight away after and soon she was licking like a little pro.

Watching the little foals 69ing made me harder than I could ever remember being. But by some feat of willpower, I tore my hand off my dick and put it gingerly back in my pants. I’d decided I was going to join in with this filly fooling, and the last thing I wanted to do was to crawl out of my hiding place with my pants around my ankles, my hard-on sticking out in front of me as I lurched out like some kind of half-assed flasher/rapist and have the two foals scatter and escape. 


No, the situation demanded a little more subtlety – but subtlety is hard to manage while waddling around half-naked. So I lay in wait for the ideal moment to interrupt them.

And I didn’t have to wait too long – within a few moments the sweet little foals with their frenzied licking were bringing each other close to orgasm, and as I listened to their pants and gasps muffled against each other’s pussies I crept through the undergrowth to the entrance of the grove. My dick was still rock hard and straining in my pants, but I ignored it – or at least I tried to.

I stepped out quickly and said in a loud, but not scary voice “Hey! What are you two fillies doing?”

The effect was immediate. They both gasped in surprise and Spoony leaped off Tiara, who rolled onto her tummy and quickly stood up on her still-shaky legs. 

“The human!” cried Tiara.

They looked at me, wide-eyed and slack mouthed for a single heart-beat, and then they took off, just as I’d known they would. They galloped around the grove looking for a way out, but they soon realised the only exit was the path behind me. I stood there smiling, my hands on my hips, as the two of them approached me sheepishly.

“Uh... hello, Mr Human,” said Spoony, a big nervous smile on her pretty face.

“We... we didn’t know you were here,” said Tiara next to her, trying to smile as well. “Can we get past? We have to go home.”

“Sure,” I replied. “But first you girls have to tell me what you were doing.”

“Oh! No... nothing,” said Spoony. “Just playing a silly little game...”

“Yeah!” agreed Tiara quickly. “Just a silly game!”

“It didn’t look like a silly game to me,” I said with a frown. “It looked like you two foals were filly foolin’!”

At the words “filly fooling”, Tiara’s jaw dropped. “No, no! We weren’t filly fooling!” she protested.

Spoony looked at me. She suspected I was up to something with all my questioning, and was keeping her mouth shut to see where I was going to go with it.

“It sure looked like filly fooling to me,” I said. “Two little fillies licking each other’s special places...”

Tiara’s eyes grew moist. “Oh, oh... p-please don’t tell anypony!” She sniffed back tears. “We-we’ll get in terrible trouble if anypony finds out!”

The thought of making the adorable little foal cry broke my heart – I may be a foalophile, but I’m no monster – so I stepped forward and, taking her muzzle in my hands, I lifted her face up. 

“I won’t tell anypony,” I said, gently wiping her tears away with my thumbs and then taking my hands away.

“Really?” sniffed Tiara. She rubbed at her eyes with her forehooves.

“Really?” said Spoony, staring at me incredulously.

“Really,” I said, nodding. “Besides, there’s nothing wrong with filly fooling, even if some silly ponies have a problem with it.”

Spoony looked at me in surprise. “You... you really think filly fooling is OK?”

“Why of course it is!” I said with a laugh. “I mean, how can something that feels so good be bad?”

Tiara cocked her head in thought, but Spoony was already nodding in agreement.

“And did it feel good?” I asked. 

Tiara smiled shyly and said “Oh, yes!”

I laughed again. “Well, that’s because your friend Silver Spoon here is really good at it!”

Spoony blushed – she was clearly pleased with the compliment, although it had come as a total surprise.

“And you’re learning really fast, Tiara!” I added. “You’ll be an expert in no time.” I turned back to Silver Spoon. “She was making you feel really good, right Spoony?”

Spoony looked at Tiara. She nodded, a soppy look of love on her face, and Tiara smiled broadly back at her.

 “Look, I know this is a really pretty place,” I said, looking around the glade. “But don’t you guys have somewhere more private to do it?”

Spoony shrugged. “It’s hard to find anyplace where adults don’t come,” she complained.

“Well, I can help you with that, I think,” I answered. “You guys are free to come over and play at the Carousel Boutique anytime!”

“The Carousel Boutique?” repeated Tiara, confused.

“Well, you can tell your parents you’ve come over to play with Sweetie Belle!” I suggested.

“Sweetie Belle?” Spoony stuck her tongue out, but she put it straight back in when she saw me frown. I’d forgotten that the two little fillies could be bullies, but nopony insulted my Sweetie while I was around.

“Well, you don’t have to really play with her,” I explained, letting the whole thing drop. “You guys can play together and I’ll look after her.” I smiled softly to myself, imagining the fun I would have peeping in on the little fillies sticky slit-licking games while I did naughty things to the little unicorn filly. Man, I was in for some fun if I could pull this off!

Spoony’s face lit up. Obviously I’d hit on a great idea. “Is... is it really OK? You wouldn’t tell anypony? Really?”

“Really really!” I said seriously. “’Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.’” Spoony and Tiara looked at each other, overjoyed. “But I have to apologise for interrupting you guys,” I added. “It was very rude of me.”

“Interrupting?” asked Tiara.

“Well, you were both starting to make each other feel really, really good, right?” Tiara and Spoony both nodded shyly. “And then I surprised you and you stopped – but you still feel really tight inside? Like you’ve got an itch, but you can’t scratch it?”

They looked at each other and nodded. 

“So why don’t I teach you guys a new trick?” I suggested.

“But you’re not a filly,” protested Tiara.

“Well no,” I admitted. “But I know a bit about filly fooling, and I DO know how to make a filly feel good!”

Spoony’s interest was piqued. “What kind of trick?” she asked.

“Well,” I explained, “First I want you to...”

And so I had Tiara lay on her back on that smooth area of grass and got Spoony to climb on top of her so that they were face to face with each other, their puffy little slits almost touching.

“See Spoony,” I said. “Now you and Tiara can see how good you’re making each other feel, and you can kiss at the same time as well!”

Spoony, smiling, leaned down and Tiara gulped as she kissed her on the mouth. Once she broke the kiss, Spoony looked back and asked “But how do we make each other feel good without licking?” 

“Just rub your special filly places together!” I said. 

“Won’t that hurt?” asked Tiara, looking up at me.

“Oh no,” I explained. “They’re already wet and sticky – it should just feel really good. Why not try it out?”

Spoony still looked unsure – but this time it was Tiara who took the initiative. She put her forelegs around Spoony’s hips and brought her own puffy red lips up against the other filly’s and they both gasped when their stiff little clits touched each other as if an invisible arc of electricity had leapt between the two of them.

“Just as planned,” I chuckled to myself. I rubbed my hard-on through my pants as I watched the two little fillies giggle and slide against each other, experimenting with what felt best.

Spoony was totally into it now, rubbing up and down against Tiara, her mouth open wide, her tongue lolling, her glasses almost falling off her head as she tossed her mane about. Tiara leaned up and took the glasses in her mouth and tossed them aside, then kissed her friend, hard, her tongue sliding inside the gray-coated  filly’s mouth.

“Oh!” Spoony gasped, surprised at how aggressive her friend had become.


Soon the glade was full of the scent of excited little fillies, and I found myself getting as hard as steel. I’d already started leaking pre-cum, so it was time to get these damn pants off. The two fillies were totally involved in each other, darting their little pink tongues in and out of each other’s mouths, their glistening pussies impossibly pink and swollen, thin strings of filly juice connecting them as they brought them together then lifted them apart. So they didn’t notice as I slipped my shoes off and then pulled my pants and underwear down in a single fluid motion, and kicked them away.

I crept up to the two fillies, still totally engrossed in their filly fooling, and leaning down over them I circled my arms around Spoony’s chest.

“Wait... what are you doing?” she panted, shocked, as Tiara looked up at me, a nervous expression on her flushed face.

“This is the second part of the trick!” I laughed. “Now I’m going to make you foals feel extra good!” And I guided my rock-hard cock in between where their little baby parts were glued together.

The sensation, I guess I don’t have to tell you, was amazing. It felt like I was spearing into pure heat and wetness, and the softness of their little undeveloped pussy lips was indescribable. But I gasped, and the fillies did too, as their stiff little clits scraped along the top and bottom of my dick as I sloughed the whole length in.

 “I’ll... teach... you... sexy... little... foals... to... filly... fool!” I grunted through gritted teeth as I began to thrust into the gooey little foal pussy sandwich. I knew I wasn’t going to last long – I’d been at the edge of coming for most of the last half hour and I didn’t think I could stop myself now – but by some Herculean effort I managed to. I wanted more than anything to come at the same time as the two little foals that were now squealing underneath my sweating and panting body.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! Tiara!” gasped Spoony, obviously near the point of no return, saliva dripping from her open, panting mouth. “Oh, I love you! I love you soooooo much!” She mashed her lips against her friend’s.

“I love you too!” gasped Tiara, panting into Spoony’s wet mouth.

“Oh... fucking... Celestia... you.... little....filly... fooling... bitches!” I cried out, and the two little fillies screamed as well, as I felt a spear of liquid, fiery pleasure jet up from my crotch and pierce straight up into my brain, where it exploded – and I exploded between them as well, in what felt like an endless series of blasts of blistering hot semen that mixed with their juices as I kept thrusting, my mind absolutely senseless now, my body working on automatic, pistoning back until the three of us were joined together in a grotesque sticky mess of matted fur and pubic hair.

The two fillies were exhausted but still kissing each other passionately as I slid out from between the two of them with difficulty, rolling onto the grass half-dead. I lay there for a while, panting, but then I brought my hands down to my stomach which was now plastered with a mixture of human semen and foal juice – I smelled like an orgy that had taken place in a petting zoo.

“Holy shit,” I said. “I haven’t come like that since I was a colt!”

The two fillies stopped kissing and looked at each other, giggling.

“What’s the matter?” I asked. 

“You said a dirty word!” laughed Tiara.

“What... shit?” I repeated, incredulous. 

Spoony and Tiara started laughing even louder. Even after a filly-foolin’ foalophile threesome, saying a rude word sent them into paroxysms of laughter!
“Man, I love foals,” I muttered as I snuggled up with the two giggling little fillies. I patted my shirt pocket looking for a cigarette – but of course there was no pack there since  I’d smoked my last a month ago. Damn. I had to add that to my list of things to do, right after I got the still working.

“Say, mister human,” said Spoony, who had just found her glasses and was lying on her side, looking at me with those wide pony eyes of hers while Tiara cuddled her from behind. “Can we really come and play at Sweetie’s anytime we want?”

“You sure can!” I said. “A human always keeps his word.” Then I looked at her tummy, and then at Tiara’s, and saw how matted they were. “But how are we going to get you guys clean I wonder?”

Tiara was still groggy after her orgasm, but she rolled Spoony onto her back and sniffing around her little gray tummy she gave it an experimental lick.

“H...how does it taste, Tiara?” asked Spoony. 

“Salty!” Tiara replied, licking her lips. “But it’s not bad!” and she went back to licking her friend’s coat as Spoony giggled and blushed.

Oh well, I mused. No need for showers when pony licks pony! Now all I had to do was think of some bullshit excuse to get the two little fillies to help clean me up as well!
“Hey girls!” I said, patting my stomach. “Want me to teach you another neat trick?”

Well, this wasn’t the last time I had fun with a bunch of Equestrian foals, but for now this is 

THE END