Title: Welcome to Pot Luck's Lovenasium Author: xplodingbrain Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/57nV5J94 First Edit: Saturday 7th of November 2015 07:19:46 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Saturday 7th of November 2015 07:56:41 PM CDT "It's just a burger and mead you silly pony." >"I don't think you should trust anypony who's been caught housing changelings." "Calm down Steelie." >"Fine, Fine. But I'm absolutely not going to drink. Not while I'm serving the crown." "I thought you weren't on duty at the moment?" >"I'm not. But a good guard is never off duty, either." "You could instead maybe hop off that stick lodged squarely that in y-OH HELLO THERE, PENIS"   >Your wings inadvertently snap out, slapping Steel right in his horse face >"OW!" >You're not quite sure how to process this. >Even in the dim light of the Inn, you can unfortunately see... everything. >Gyrating, thrusting, grinding bodies >Shots of ejaculate and juices flying through the air like ballistae >Twitching legs, hips, hooves, paws, claws, tentac-   >Steel manages to move your spread wings out of his face and he too bears witness to the ultimate show of LOVE >"SWEET MOTHER OF CELESTIA" >Steel shrieks, and despite his girlish screech, not a single body stops their relentless rutting in the dank, musky room. >Moans, cries, and grunts of ecstasy continue to fill the air >Stranger still, you are feel a heck of a lot less shocked and more...   >Steel interrupts your internal monologue calmly and concisely >"WILLOW! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?! YOU SAID THIS WAS AN INN!" "I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO! TARA TOLD ME THE BURGERS HERE WERE COSMIC-TIER!" >You wiggle, trying to hide the ever growing itch between your l- >Woah girl, that's kinda fucked up >Steel keeps watching in utter shock, and possible arousal- ah who the fuck are you kidding >If it wasn't his eyes snapping between each exposed hole in the house >It would be the fierce blush and his impressive emerging girth that- >EYES UP, GIRL   >The two of you watch the room move in tandem, a dribble of drool escaping your beak >Geeze, woman, you can;t be serious >As you look on, you hear a voice call out from under a mare >>"W-Welcome, travellers! T-To... oh fuck!... T-To uh the Sword an-and Board!" "This isn't right." >The voice calls out again >>"Don't worry!   >What. "Why is this not worrying. You have a legitimate orgyhouse going here, and I don't think that's-" >>"Relax! This is just another day, here! My name is Pot Luck, and I run- God you're tight!" >He continues to drive his shaft into the mare atop him, causing her to let out a pleasured yelp with every bounce.   >"YEAH. OK. I'M DONE." >Steelie tries to get out of dodge, but meets an unfortunately placed chair >He trips and falls- >...Landing face first into a mare's open legs >>>"Oh my! A Royal Guard~" >She lets out a playful laugh as she locks her legs around his head >He tries to scream, but the vibrations only cause additional pleasure for the mare holding him hostage. >She squeals out to Steel >>>"Spear me, you hunk! Drive right through me! Show me what that armored cock can do!~" >Damn, that's pretty hot >You feel a dingaling poke up behind your butt >Instead of instinctively slapping the pervert behind you... >You grip it tight and-   >HOLY HELL, WILLOW >DON'T FALL FOR IT WOMAN >YOU MIGHT CATCH SOMETHING >OR WORSE >YOU MIGHT GET- >You hear a growl coming from Pot Luck, and his cock springs out of the mare he was so religiously pounding prior. >A thick rope of cum nails you right in the face, silencing your thoughts. >>"Oh shit, I'm sorry."   >...   >You fall back into a puddle of... Someone's liquids. >Your's are probably in there too, honestly. >You take a lazy glance around the immediate area. >You lost your... everything. >Naked as the day your mother hatched you >Granted if she saw you now, she probably wouldn't be too pleased. >Then again, given the situation, she'd probably be getting plea- >Aw shit Willow, don't make it weird.   >Steel lays on his side motionless save for the occasional twitch and heaving sigh of pleasure >All around him there are piles of satisfied mares. And dogs. And a minotaur. Really just females. >And you're pretty sure there are a few stallions among them too. >Das nasty, Steelie. >You look over at your pile too. >Dicks >Floppy and spent >As far as the eye can see >Eh. Not bad.   >He makes a mixed grimace of pleasure and shame as another one spreads his legs and spears herself on his member >She lets out a cry of pleasure and rides him relentlessly. >Seems poor Steelie is too tired to even respond properly. >He pants out between bounces >"I... The princesses... Can never know what I did today."   "Steelie, I don't think ANYONE knows who you did today. Shit, I don't even know, either." >"I just... Couldn't stop... Hell, I WOULDN'T stop!" >The mare atop him grunts, twitches, and falls to his side, still riding the waves of her orgasm.   >You feel another head prodding at your entrance, and at this point you really don't care. >Steelie rolls over on his side to face you, not even bothering to dismount his new friend. >"What happened to us?"   "We had fun, and I'm pretty sure the mare you're still lodged in is having fun as well." >He instinctively bucks his hips, much to the unimaginable pleasure of the mystery mare. >You chuckle at the display. >Honestly it's surprising how much energy he has. >Considering the few relentless rounds you snuck off him earlier (and the extra few he snuck off on you), you're surprised he's not a Steel raisin at the moment >Especially with that power and volume >Guess it's just instinct driving him at this point. >You giggle at the idea of Steel's Steel Pounder falling off from overuse.   >As you ponder life, the universe, and your place in this sweaty sex pile, you feel yourself approaching yet another climax >Just as well too, because judging from the donger giving you a pelvic beating this time, he's pretty close. >You let the stallion eke out every bit of pleasure he can, allowing him to drive deep into your pussy with every pass >He pauses, hilt deep in you, allowing you to appreciate the feeling of a dick filling. >Every twitch and spasm in that fleshy totem sends tingles through your body, and you feel your climax approaching >Still, you let him go at the last second, spilling his seed all over your stomach as he rubs the base of his shaft against your tender pussy.   >Spent and in dire need of a refractory nap, the mystery stallion wobbles away >His quickly softening dick dripping strings of cum onto the already soaked and sticky floors >He finally collapses onto your pile of spent stallions. >You look back at yourself to see the damage >More liquids seep from your folds and join the ever present puddle of juices below you. >You wiggle around, trying to get feeling back in your hips before the next dicking   "Man I wonder how long we should stick around. I can't even feel my hips anymore." >Steel's only reply is a low growl as he fills another flushed mare completely with his seed. "Ah whatever." >You decide to just continue letting the room's mood flow over you. >That, and other fluids, really.   >Your break however is short and sweet, as feel yet another head prodding at your entrance and a rouge cock begging for a grip. >You shrug and spread the lips between your hips with one claw >While giving the member by your head a long lick from balls to tip. >>"By the way M-Miss, you don't have to get the lentil burgers." >You look and see a thick stallion cock pumping vigorously through you. >Drawing your eyes upward, you see that the pony that has mounted you is none other than the one from the entrance. >>"We have meat on the menu for griffins such as yourself." "Yeah... Wel- AH! Well I came here for the famous burgER. Didn't think I'd be getting a buffet of sausage though."   >He chuckles warmly >Not a lusty chuckle, no, the kind of chuckle a father would give their rowdy child. >A tad creepy given the situa- Oh my GOD it's like a goddamn twitching kielbasa in you! >>"Please enjoy your meal." he pants out as he drives away at your entrance >To your side, you see a plate has been placed next to you. "When did this get here?" >Upon it rests a burger and a stein of mead. >Hey, alright! >Despite the rank odor of semen and marecum (just absolutely every creature's juices combined, really) >It smells quite good >It doesn't even have spunk on it, either! >You grab the burger and take a huge bite out of it. >... >That's... Insanely good food!   >Later in the day, the room seems to have calmed down a bit >You hear another familiar grunt, and streams of thick cum drips from your ass as another dick unloads deep in you >...You said the room. >The spent stallion pops out of your butt, causing a small gush of white splashing from your sore rump. >You're frankly almost done too. >Still, gotta hand it to the owner. >You really enjoyed the burger and mead. >Even if you haven't quite finished it. >Even if the rest of your belly is likely caked in the spunk of a dozen males of varying species. >Even if the mead refill caught a shot of cum >It was still pretty good.   >You roll over onto your stomach, ass up of course, and take another bite out of the burger >It's so tender and juicy >And its actually edible. >Surprisingly sucking, like, a hundred dicks takes a lot out of you. >You think you're ready to call it quits here. >...Then, right on cue, you feel a thick shaft glide along your clit, and rest between your cheeks, hot and hard as a rock. >Alright, just one more round.   >You look over your shoulder and are mildly surprised to see the guest star of your sexual marathon >It would figure the last leg of this race would be none other than Steelie's gorgeous fifth "I'm seriously convinced you might have a demon lodged in that dick of yours." >He chuckles weakly, clearly spent from his day as well, as he makes a single firm push past your entrance. >You tense up, letting your walls squeeze his member lovingly >"After today, I'm fairly certain any demon in this thing has been vanquished" "He says as his STILL rock hard member slides into his best griffin pal."   >You both smile warmly at each other >At this point, lust has completely left your collective minds. >It's evolved into an intimate understanding >He bottoms out in you, twitching deep within your belly. >You idly think about how such a dick has been wasted on lesser females for a good portion of the day. >As he draws out of you, you can feel every vein, bump, and crease on his long shaft >Each one tingling you on the way out   >Steel drives back in once again, except with a smidge more speed, his balls slapping against your wet crotch "You think you got one more round in you? I know that's all I've got" >He holds your wobbly head in his hoof >Without his armor, he's actually quite warm and fuzzy >Like a big ol' plushy horse   >He brushes a stray feather from your face and stares into your eyes >You brush a stray hair from his as you meet his wanting gaze >Barely above a whisper, he speaks to you >Like its just the two of you, and not like its a room full of protein painted creatures mid intercourse >"The Guard is already ready to serve the citizens of Equestria, Miss Willow" >He punctuates his statement with a driving buck, sending a jolt of pleasure through your core. >He adds another >And another >Soon he builds up a rhythm >Like he hadn't even spent the last god knows how long doing the same to other mares   "Geeze, how are you able to go so consistently! I can't even move my hips!" >"Without the armor" >You can't help but moan as he pulls out halfway >He pants heavily, catching his breath before plunging deep inside you again. >"It's a lot easier to move." >Both you and him groan in pleasure as your hips connect   >Soon enough, you're back on your back, and his hips are driving into yours at a breakneck pace >Every so often, he pauses a moment while hes up to his hilt >And every time it happens, you can feel every minute twitch and pulse of his impressive girth grow more erratic >As for you, you can feel an aching in your loins, screaming for more of that Steely custard >Hopefully he'll oblige.   >You're getting close, so very close, once again. "Can't you go faster Steelie?~" you coo into his ear, causing his hairs to stand on end and eliciting a primal growl from the stallion >As his pace quickens, you can feel his everything in each thrust coming through >Every pump sending a small squirt of your juices trickling down your locked crotches >Amidst the pounding, you hear him grunt out to you those magic words >"I'm... Almost..." >You should push him away. >After all, you were flying unprotected here >... >Eh. >Oh well.   >You shush him with a single claw >Look deeply into his eyes >And draw his head in for a passionate kiss >Your tongues wrestle for control, sliding and gliding over each other in a feverish dance >But where he has reach, you have flexibility >Then you feel it >Steelie's back tenses and his hips press into yours with unexpected fervor >He moans longingly into your beak as he unloads his final and greatest load yet     >You think about the physical impossibility of such a thing for a brief moment before you feel the first shot of Steel's sticky seed >As the first string of warmth paints your womb you let out a satisfied moan of approval >Your body goes into autopilot, yearning for your current mate's company >Your legs lock behind his hips, pressing him even more into you >Your left arm wraps around his midsection, and your right grabs the back of his head >You pull him flush against yourself, drawing his face into your chest, burying him in your feathery bosom >Judging from his shuddering pants, he doesn't seem to mind >And neither do you >As your body flies over the edge into the abyss that is your climax, you can only manage to scream "Don't hold back! Mamma wants GALE FORCE!" >Hm. >Well, I mean... >Were you expecting something profound?   >Each shot is as explosive as the last, and you feel your belly filling to the brim. >It's honestly an absolutely divine pleasure >Every twitch sends another pump of Steely spunk into you >Twitch. Twitch. Twitch. >... "Alright, alright! Don't blow me up here, buddy." >"Vuh... Very... Ah! F-Funny" Steelie wheezes in response, his legs still wobbling from the throes of his penultimate orgasm. >The two of you share a quiet chuckle, before locking lips again >Like a cork in a bottle of fine wine, Steelie's stallionhood seals every drop in you. >His legs give out, and you both fall to the sticky floor >Not like you particularly cared, anyway.   >The two of you lay down for a while, basking in the afterglow of your workout >You rather enjoy the feeling of his pony baloney still firmly lodged in you >You grab the last bit of burger and offer it to the stallion >He cocks an eyebrow at the offer, but accepts it anyway, eating it from your hand >You'd tell him that you've touched like a million dicks prior, but he looks like he's enjoying that burger. >He finishes his half and gives a satisfied burp >Well you got what you came for. >And you definitely came for what you got. >But now it's time to call its quits >Maybe also hit up a good doctor.   >As you try to move away, Steel's hooves wrap firmly around you and pull you back in. "Ah... How could I forget?" >You take a hand and run it through his mane, scratching idly behind his ear "Everypony has cuddle rights, don't they?" >Steel lets out a pleased sigh and squeezes you slightly.   >... >A light snore escapes his muzzle >You giggle at the cutie, and finally you close your eyes for the night >You fall into a peaceful sleep.   "On the plus side, Tara was totally right about the burgers here."