Title:           Watchfor gibberish
Author:          writemook
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/eT7guZ25
First Edit:      Friday 12th of August 2016 08:14:51 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 12th of August 2016 08:14:51 AM CDT

Caramel gets a watchfor connect on a name she's never seen before. Wi's. ... check. Yup, namechange.
Matthew watches for Caramel's watchfor
Matthew writes it in Fortran. It is a Fortran Watchfor
Caramel actually uses wft, not wf, mostly.
Matthew decides to watchfor a character named 'Tran'. It is a Fortran Watchfor Tran.
Caramel says, "One muck I'm on has 'wwf'. It lets you know who online has you in their watchfor. @.@"
Matthew goes through three iterations before he gets one he's happy with.  It is a Fortran Watchfor Tran IV.
Caramel c.c
Matthew can't stop
Caramel bites Matthew.
Matthew writes the code so it self-modifies. It is a Transforming Fortran Watchfor Tran IV.
Matthew ow
Matthew shores up the code. It is a Fortified Transforming Fortran Watchfor Tran IV.
You say, "I just wish I could figure out what this linguistic thing I'm doing is. It's neither rhyming, alliteration, asonance, nor anything else I can think of."
Caramel says, "Tongue twister construction."
Matthew makes sure the code erases itself after a time. It's a Transient Fortified Transforming Fortran Watchfor Tran IV.
Caramel says, "Someone's selling a nimbat doll. ... I think the doll's okay, but his lead photo is terrible. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322218697527"
Matthew recodes it for portable devices. It's a Transient Fortified Transforming Fortran Watchfor Tran IV for iOS.
Matthew and scene.