Title:           My Tiny Ponies
Author:          winduptambourine
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First Edit:      Tuesday 13th of January 2015 02:28:12 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 13th of January 2015 02:35:15 AM CDT

# My Tiny Ponies
 
## My Tiny Ponies pt 1
 
> You are a dragon.
> Why? You have no idea.
> It's pretty cool being a dragon, though.
> Well, it would be cooler if you weren't so big.
> We're talking really big.
> The weirdest part is these little horses.
> Some of them have wings.
> Some of them have horns on their heads.
> They're like... hamster sized.
> You're pretty sure it's not that they're small but that you're big.
> And they have a city.
> A city on a mountain.
> Well, to you it's more like the world's biggest Habitrail, and perched on the side of a hill.
> You tower way over all the buildings.
> You found a pretty good spot where you can look down at the place without stepping on anything important.
> But the tiny horses all hiding.
> You're pretty sure they're hiding because you're a giant dragon towering over their city.
> They're so cute, though.
> You can't help but look closer.
> While you're looking through the windows of one of the castle things you find one of the tiny horses that's different from the others.
> She (you think it's a she) is definitely bigger than the others, and has both wings and a horn.
> The other tiny horses with her are all acting obedient to her, right up until they see your giant eye in the window and skeedaddle.
> You take the roof off.
> You didn't really mean to exactly, but while you were trying to get a better look one of your claws hooked under the eaves and... rrrip.
> Oops.
> You set it down down on a different building.
> The slightly larger tiny horse is looking up at you defiantly.
> You pick her up with one claw, making sure to wrap your fingers (talons?) under her belly to give her support.
> She blasts you with these shiny gold beams.
> They scatter off your scales harmlessly. Eheheh, that tickles!
> She is a cute slightly larger tiny horse, yes she is.
> You hold her close to your scaly chest and pet her.
> Her wings flap uneasily. You think she's saying something but it's too small and squeaky to hear.
 
## My Tiny Ponies pt 2
 
> You turn her over and tickle her belly.
> Your claws are blunt like a dog's, so it's pretty easy to handle things without hurting them.
> She squirms wildly against your claws.
> Her wings beat pretty harshly but she can't get away.
> Tickle tickle tickle tickle!
> You've always liked pets but you've never been able to have them.
> The closest you got was a friend who kept these cute white rats.
> This is great.
> Tickle tickle tickle tickle!
> The slightly larger white horse is squirming even more.
> You giggle. It comes out as a big chuffing noise.
> Little bits of flame shoot from your nostrils.
> "Nose" doesn't really fit with this whole dragon muzzle thing you have going on.
> Before she can squirm out of your claws and hurt herself you set the the slightly larger tiny horse back down where you picked her up from.
> It takes her a minute to squirm around back to her hooves.
> The white coat is flushed pink around her muzzle and her hair and gold ornaments are all askew.
> She seems to be shouting up at you.
> It's louder and less squeaky this time but you still can't make it out.
> You lean in towards her.
> She backs up a few steps but shouts again.
> You can kind of make it out but it sounds like Simlish.
> "Firby nurbs! Gink flee flgh la lee la!"
> Oh wow, that's even cuter.
> You chuckle and pat slightly larger tiny horse on the head with a claw.
> You're pretty sure all the tiny horses in the city that were looking saw you tickling her.
> Oh well.
> You look in the other parts of the castle that slightly larger tiny horse is in.
> In one hallway you see a French maid tiny horse.
> Uniform and stockings and all.
> Seriously?
> She seems to have been running away but when she sees your eye looking in at her she freezes up.
> Like one of those fainting goats but she didn't fall over.
 
## My Tiny Ponies pt 3
 
> You pull this part of the roof off, more intentionally this time.
> It's suspiciously modular.
> You're pretty sure you could pop it back into place with no long-term damage.
> You pick up the French maid tiny horse.
> She's super frozen.
> You can see her panicked eyes following you but the rest of her is completely stiff.
> Is she trying to pretend to be a statue or something?
> It's kind of cute, in a silly way.
> "Oh, help me!" you say in a fake squeaky voice, as you hop her down the hallway like a doll. "He's going to eat me! Oh no!"
> A tiny horse bounces off your head. What?
> You grab the flying tiny horse with your other claw.
> This one is blue. You think it's male, to judge by the hair.
> It's squirming a lot, but you have a good grip.
> You think it was trying to hurt you or something.
> Oh well.
> "I'll help you!" you mumble in a fake deep voice, and you swoop the blue tiny horse down towards the French maid tiny horse.
> "Oh, my hero!" You make the French maid tiny horse hop back and forth in excitement.
> "Just a day in the life of a hero," you say in the male voice. "Now kiss me!"
> You press the two tiny horses together.
> French maid tiny horse is still stiff as a board but blue tiny horse seems confused.
> Oh, there's a bedroom over there.
> With your pinkie claw you pop the roof off.
> You set French maid tiny horse down first on the bed, on her back.
> Then you press blue tiny horse on top of her.
> Then you put the roof back on and stick tiny horse furniture in front of the doors.
> There, now nobody can say you haven't done anything for tiny horses.
> You got the hero a girl and everything.
> You look at the rest of tiny horse city.
> The place really needs a better name.
 
## My Tiny Ponies pt 4
 
> And it would be more entertaining if they'd all stop hiding inside.
> You start pulling the roofs off buildings.
> They must have been designed for this.
> Now that you the trick it's easy to remove them without breaking anything.
> Soon there is a pile of removed roofs and a bunch of buildings you can easily look inside.
> And lots of panicking tiny horses.
> Slightly larger tiny horse seems to be flying around trying to calm them down but it isn't working very well.
> Hmmm.
> Surely you can do something that will convince them you don't want to harm them.
> Just keep them as pets.
> Dragons are allowed to do that kind of thing, right?
> Oh, wow, this building is full of tiny horses with books and stuff.
> Is this a tiny horse school or something?
> It looks like it.
> Yeah, that room there is definitely the cutest lecture hall in the world.
> It would be cuter if the tiny horses weren't trying to hide under furniture.
> You start rearranging the tiny horses to put them back into their places.
> Sorted by color.
> A tiny purple horse with wings bursts into the room.
> It looks up at you and then back at how you're arranging the other tiny horses.
> It shakes its head and gestures wildly at you.
> Oh, right, it's ROY G BIV, indigo goes before violet.
> You rearrange some of the tiny horses.
> Purple tiny horse looks between you and the other tiny horses.
> You think it (she?) can't decide whether to be upset at what you're doing or happy that you have the order right.