Title: TFW you will never be Celestia's Pet [PetPlay] Author: waterapple Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/9SJMcJUX First Edit: Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 12:10:37 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 12:10:37 AM CDT TFW you will never be Celestia's Pet [PetPlay]   >TFW you will never be Princess Celestia's pampered pet >TFW she will never dress you up and have you ride on her back as she goes about her daily business. >TFW she will never make kissy noises and pat on the bed next to her with her hoof >TFW you will never cuddle up against her as you both go to sleep             >Day Idunno in Equestria >You are Princess Celery >Your student has brought you a new kind of ape she summoned >"[HUMAN NOISES]" >Twilight spackle says something and you just nod as if you care >You're far too busy looking at the ape-creature >Isn't it just the most adorable thing you've ever seen, wearing those funny clothes and standing on it's hind legs >You just want to cuddle it "Come here, don't be shy" >You pat the ground next to you with your hoof >It looks at you for a moment then comes up to you before making more of it's cute noises >"[HUMAN HUMAN WORDS WORDS]" >You think it likes you. "Twilight, thank you for bringing this new creature to me, I think it would be best if I take care of it here. You just don't have the resources to properly care for it in Ponyville." >"But I wanted to study it" "You're welcome to come and study it here, but I'm afraid I must insist, for the welfare of this adorable creature" >You nuzzle your head against your new pet >The ape has started to pet your head, ohhhh yesssss that feels good "Who's a good ape? You are!" >Today was the start of something special