Title:           Queen buggums
Author:          waterapple
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First Edit:      Sunday 27th of March 2016 06:16:45 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 27th of March 2016 06:16:45 AM CDT

#Queen buggums
Durnk anun Thu 10 Mar 2016 19:45:25 No.26712702
>Be Queen Buggums.
>Your scouts have found a crashed alien spaceship with a strange biped inside.
>He had technology unlike anything Equestria has ever seen, nobuggy has a clue how any of it works.
>The alien has been taken to your hospital, where changelings in the finest labcoats you could find are poking him with medical sticks.
>Even in his weakened condition you can feel the swirling energies of his emotions, stronger than anything you've ever felt.
>You need to know more about him!
>He was clothed when the scout team found him, maybe you can find clues in what he wore?
>You go to the hive's sciency place, where strange unknown things are put for studying.
>Workers are dilligently staring at the exotic artifacts when you arrive, trying to learn their secrets.
"Bring me the things found with the alien, I muct learn more about it."
>"At once, my queen" a bespectacled drone replies.
>When they are brought to you you begin to science the artefacts, staring at them to learn their secrets.
>When you are taking a particularly close stare at one of the shinier objects your nose bumps into it.
>The object lights up, showing bizzare alien symbols.
>You stare at the symbols until they vanish, the object returning to sleep.
>Maybe it's lonely?
>You gently touch it again and it lights back up.
>The more you poke and rub at the glowing block the more things it shows you.
>Most of what it shows you is beyond your understanding, but by the time the sun comes up you have learned enough to transform into one of these aliens.
>It feels weird having bare skin and your teats on your chest, but you hold the form of an alien female so that you can make your guest feel comfortable.
>With those emotions you feel from it, even from the other side of the hive...
>Your hive needs this.
>You need this.
 
 
 
Durnk anun Thu 10 Mar 2016 23:42:33 No.26713699
>Still be Queen Buggums.
>It's later now.
>The alien has woken up and you are on your way to meet him.
>It's hard to walk around on only two legs, so you're not transforming to an alien until you get to the hospital.
>You've never met an alien before.
>When you arrive at the hosptial you check in at the front desk and head down to the foreigner's ward, where foreigners are put when they break.
>The emotions are almost overwhelming and make your horn spark.
>Many of the nurses are crowding around the window to the alien's room, wanting to see the strange new thing.
>You also want to see the strange new thing.
>But you're the Queen so you can go in without the doctors shouting at you for crowding them.
>As you enter his room, you see that the alien is in the bed under a blanket.
>His tiny space-eyes are looking at you.
>Right! You meant to transfrom to make him more comfortable.
>A wave of magical fire flows over you and you change into a female alien again.
>The alien makes strange alien sounds, unlike any language you've ever heard.
"Hello. I am Queen Buggums, what is your name?"
>"[Beautiful alien noises]"
>This might be a problem.
>You're not sure you can actually pronunce that.
>He continues to speak in that entrancing yet incomprehensible alien language.
>You don't have a fucking clue what any of it means, but it's really quite pleasant to listen to.
"Can you speak Equestrian?"
>"[It's like your ears are vulvas and beautiful stallions are eating them out.]"
>You'll take that as a no.
 
 
 
Durnk anun Fri 11 Mar 2016 02:07:01 No.26714506
>Buggums decides she doesn't like not being able to talk to the alien.
>Mail orders a magical translator.
>A week later a parcel arrives in the mail containing a golden horsecock of translation.
>She brings it to Anon.
>They talk a bit.
>Anon stays at the hive because these changelings seem okay.
>The hive is meanwhile having to cope with having too much emotions to eat due to Anon's being some sort of freaky emotion cannon or something.
>They don't have a fucking clue why Anon's emotions are so powerful, they're too busy trying to discharge the excess emotions.
>Getting zapped by emotional discharge lightning from other changeling's horns hurts, it seems.
>Meanwhile much work is being done.
>Changelings bring Anon's car back to the hive from where it got bogged.
>Much staring at Anon's stuff is done by changeling scientists.
>Changeling engineers begin work on replicating the technologies.
>Soon they have completed their first project.
>Queen Buggums now has a brand new and very comfy car seat as a throne.
>As time goes on more and more mysteries of Anon's stuff are unravelled.
>The hive brings forth a golden age of comfy to Equestria, conquering all in their path with their unstoppable comfort.
>No army can resist the urge to defect from their much less comfortable assignments and get to use the good furniture at the air-conditioned changeling POW camp.
>Queen Buggums now rules over all from her comfy throne, which has since been upgraded to be self-propelled using insights gained from the science-changelings.