Title:           MineTurtle in Equestria v2
Author:          waterapple
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/JXRZ7bb8
First Edit:      Monday 16th of December 2013 05:07:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 16th of December 2013 05:07:08 AM CDT

>Day autodetonation in Equestria
>Be Anon, a result of a drunk mans scientific prowess.
>You are no longer in your comfortable terrerium.
>Looking around, you see that you are outside.
>Eveything is so big! There is so much space!
>A big yellow thing is coming along a path, carrying a small white thing.
>You walk up to it to have a closer look, you've never seen something like this before!
"Hello!"
>It sees you and starts talking "Oh hello, what a cute little turtle you are."
"Technically I'm a tortoise"
>You walk closer to the yellow thing, it smells like food!
>"I've never met a turtle that could talk before. Would you like to come home with me?"
>The yellow thing picks you up, inadvertantly pressing the large round button on the top of your shell.
>You detonate in a firey explosion, obliterating the everything nearby.
>All that is left is a burnt crater and some unidentifiable pieces of charred flesh.
>Today was a fun day.