Title:           Magic School
Author:          waterapple
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First Edit:      Sunday 27th of March 2016 06:13:35 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 27th of March 2016 06:13:35 AM CDT

# Magic School
Durnk anun Wed 16 Mar 2016 14:32:23 No.26769226
>Be Anon in equestria
>It's morning on a weekday
>that means you have to go to magic school
>You want to play instead
>rainbowdash is a kike
>Always making you go to fucking school
>"Anon, get ready for school"
"Fuck you you aren't my real mom"
>"You want a real mom? I'll shove you so far up my cunt you'll meet that egg of gilda's we lost when we were dating"
>Mombow dash scares you
>You go get ready for school
>Rainbow mom drives you to the bus stop and gives you a train card
>"Love you Mwah mwah urghlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlrlr"
>She slips you the tongue as she kisses you goodbye
>Again, mom SCARES you
>When the bus arrives you get on
>The bus leaves the busstop and the driver drives
>At each bus stop more childrens get on
>Oh right this is AiE
>They are pony childrens
>Unlike you who is an anonymous human
>You don't get a name because you are a fag
>Rainbow dash said so and you don't argue with her anymore
>SHE FUCKING SCARES YOU
>So you're onna bus with ponies
>The ponies are doing pony things like eating hay and sitting in the seats
>Yuo talk to bob the pony
>He's your best friend
>"Hi Anon"
>You arrive at school just in time to cut off your conversation there
>this is in no way because writing dialogue is hard, no siree
>You all get off the bus at once, trampling the less fortunate pony children
>When you get to the classroom the teacher still isn't there so you all wait outside it
>One of your classmates has her crotchboobs so you look at her until the teacher arrives
>Crotchboobs are pretty cool
>Anyway your teacher is Mr Sparkle
>He takes the roll and is actually trying to look out for you kids
>You don't like him because he makes you do schoolwork
>Today he teaches you about how the princess is a slut and a song about her aforementioned sluttiness
>You're not allowed near sluts, rainbow mom said she'd unbirth you for a month if she caught you near any
>She scares you
 
 
 
Durnk anun Wed 16 Mar 2016 15:19:07 No.26769436
>Still be Anon at magic school
>It's recess
>you go find your bro Twilight and um you do things i guess
>Fuck yeah doing things is awesome
>Sunset shimmerly is in front of you
>"A non i challenge you to a pockymon duel"
>You cant turn down a pockymon duel, that would make you a pussy
>Mom said if you act like a pussy she'd shove you in her pussy
"I won't lose"
>Mom scares you
>You ready your duel monitors cards and set up your diglet masters
"Butlerfree, GO!"
>Wasdsorth comes out of his card and hovers in front of you, a teatowel draped across his forearm
>"Dicklermagoo, you're up."
>A gigantic dragon comes out of sunset;s card
>"RARRRRRRRGH!"
>You both roll our dice for initiative
>Autocorrect is a bro and gives you +1 to hit
>You needed +2 to hit though, so you are raped by her card monster
>Your pooper gives way under the strain, leaving you defeated in the corridor
>"Yes! I won! Now I'm sure to be loved!"
>You lie there caressing your ruined anus.
"Owwwww"
>"That's gotta hurt" says Twilight with a wince
>You wish you didn't have to go to magic school
 
 
 
Durnk anun Wed 16 Mar 2016 16:36:28 No.26769690
>>26769436
>Still still b Anon inna magic school
>You're at the school nurse becuase you have a ruptured pooper
>Nurse Nurse sticks an ice buttblug up your butt
>"There, there's nopony that an ice buttplug won't fix the broken pooper of
"I'm not a pony"
>"Shit."
>The ice buttplug freezes itself in place, causing significant pain in your butt
>"They never trained us for this in pony medical school, I'm going to have to improvise"
>She puts more ice buttplugs in your butt
"That's just making it worse!"
>"Oops"
>"Maybe more ice?"
>She puts another another lots of ice buttplugs into your poor ruined ass-hole
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh"
>"Okay, so now we can confirm Ice isn't effective. That means one thing."
"What?"
>"Fire must be the right choice."
"Oh god no"
>Your god has forsaken you
>Nurse Nurse puts flaming coal buttplugs into your butt
>It melts the ice and also your flesh
>Now there is a pule of shit, ice, and glowing coals underneaath you
>You try not to step in it
>Before you pass out there is one thought in your mind
>Fuck you malous, you evil bastard