Title:           LOUD ANON IN EQUESTRIA
Author:          waterapple
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8EwUCpqT
First Edit:      Tuesday 24th of September 2013 10:04:52 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 24th of September 2013 10:04:52 AM CDT

>DAY LOUD IN EQUESTRIA
>BE ANON, THE LOUDEST MAN IN THE WORLD
>NOW THE ONLY MAN IN THE WORLD
>THESE PONIES ARE ALL SO PATHETICALLY QUIET, YOU CAN BARELY HEAR A WORD THEY SAY
>YOU FEEL ONE OF THE PONIES NUDGING YOU, SO YOU TURN AND LOOK AT THEM
>"sorry anon, could you please try not to think so loudly? we're trying to talk"
>THEIR MOUTH IS MOVING BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT A WORD THEY'RE SAYING
>THE PONY WALKS AWAY INTO ITS TREEHOUSE
>YOU LET THE PONY GO ABOUT IT'S BUSINESS AND RETURN TO YOUR BOOK
>THE PONY IS NUDGING YOU AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A LITTLE BLACKBOARD
>THE PONY WRITES SOMETHING ON IT
>[could you not think so loudly?]
I'LL GIVE IT A TRY, SMALL PONY
>THE WRITING BLOWS OFF THE BLACKBOARD AND THE PONY WALKS OFF
>PONIES ARE SUCH ODD THINGS