Title:           Human is best pet[PetPlay]
Author:          waterapple
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/mv2we2YK
First Edit:      Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 12:11:21 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 12:11:21 AM CDT

Human is best pet[PetPlay]
 
Human is best pet, shares cool toys and is good for cuddles.
>TFW you will never have a pet human.
>TFW he will never share his apelien supertech music box.
>TFW you will never listen to the strange yet pleasing sounds while watching him imitate you writing with a quill and ink
>TFW you will never smile at a creature who can't even neigh trying to write
>TFW you will never pet him for being adorable
>TFW he will never make apelien noises at you and pet you back