Title:           Hold my beer in reversed gender roles Equestria [RGRiE]
Author:          waterapple
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First Edit:      Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 12:17:57 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 23rd of September 2014 12:17:57 AM CDT

Hold my beer in reversed gender roles Equestria [RGRiE]
 
 
>>19813400
Ya know what?
Fuck waiting, hold my beer and watch this.
 
>>19804578
>>19790046
>You are Anon, the human
>Fluttershy finishes in the bathroom and sits back down next to you, before noticing your empty glass
>"Want another, big guy?"
>You nod and she pours you another one of her girly pony drinks
>You drink it in a few gulps
>It's a bit too sweet and you can barely taste the alcohol, but when in Rome, drink all the roman's booze
>Fluttershy is best drinking buddy, shame all the pussy left earlier
 
>You are Coppy Mcinfiltrator, the undercover detective
>There's a white rabbit with a switchknife staring at you
>It holds it's paw to it's mouth in a shushing gesture
>You nod and hope it doesn't blow your cover
 
>You are Princess Celery
>Some bitch raped your new crystal boytoy before you even got to play with him once.
>This will not do at all
>You ask Luna to prepare the 'special dungeon' and start working on figuring out who just made the worst mistake of their life.
 
>You are Rainbow dash, fastest flier in all of your livingroom
>Princess Candance has asked you to be her wingmare for the human stallion
>She promised she'd share him with you if you succeed.
>You are falmost finished drawing up a foolproof plan to get Anon out of that unicorn bitch's grasp
>You just need to dress up as her and pretend to be gay
>Stallions can't stand the gay
>Then Canada can use her magic to kidnap him and replace him with a changeling
>You remember she has tons of those from canterlot
 
 
 
 
 
 
>>19826414
You're taking too long.
Here, Hold my whiskey and watch this.
 
>Righto, you are Anon, and you've just had your date killed by a pony knight
>It's not all bad, it looks like you might get it on with her instead.
>You climb on her back and she sets off with a blush on her face
"Just where are we going, anyway?"
>"T-To Clicheville, my house is there"
"How far is it?"
>"We're there"
>You look around and see that the town was just around the corner from the cave, how convenient.
>You get off her back so she can open the door to her house, and you both go inside.
>There is a dragon ghost inside, glaring at the pony
>"Woo wooooooo, You cuntblocking bitch Woooooooooo"
>"Get out of my house you scaly loser"
>You sit down on the sofa and watch them fight over you
>A pink mare sitting next to you offers you some of her popcorn, and you both enjoy the show
>They eventually calm down and notice the extra pony in the room
>"Who are you?"
>"I'm Pinkie, you silly ker-nigger"
"So did you guys want to fuck or what?"
>"U-uh yes'
>"Of course my handsome prince"
>"That sounds superriffic!"
>You then fucked all three of them
>Pinkie gets a ghost blowjob
>You don't even know how she did that, since she hasn't got a penis.
 
 
 
 
>>19827017
>You are Dr. Octaviapuss.
>Your spider sense is tingling.
>And by tingling you mean pinkie just called you and asked if you want to come over and fuck Anon again with her
>You get into your Octo-Copter playset and set course for Anon
"I'm coming my love!"
 
>You are Batmare
>YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD
>Dr Octaviapuss is up to something, you saw her in a on obvious produce placement aircraft.
>YOU ARE THE NIGHT
>Those only show up when something is going on.
>DEEEAAAAAD PARENTS
>You get into your Bat-Limo and follow her.
 
 
>You are Pinkie Pie
>You can tell you have friends coming to see you
>You know because the script says so
>This is going to be so much fun!
 
>You are Anon again
>An octopus flying a little helicopter crashes through the bedroom window
>"Anon! You started without me!"
>The ghost dragon, knight, and elder god look over at the cephalapod pony that is currently climbing onto the bed
>Pinkie picks Octaviapuss up and shoves the tentacled musician into her mouth.
>She then shoves your dick into Octaviapuss and begins bobbing her head up and down, giving you an octo-blowjob
>It feels pretty good.
>Pinkie is a clever pony.
 
 
 
 
>>19827427
Don't worry anon, there's always us drunk drongos to take up the slack.
Now hold my goon bag, I've got an idea.
 
>You are Anon, and the writer has not even read the latest chapter yet
>You are utterly fucked.
>Derpy has taken an interest in you
>Normally you'd be okay with a ladypony being into you, but derpy has certain 'problems'
>To put it bluntly, her ass is an unstoppable force that destroys all that gets in its way, and she's a bit of a klutz, to put it nicely.
>CRASH!
>You turn and guess who just crashed through your front door?
>"Hey Anon! I've got your mail."
>She stands up from the newly created pile of rubble and rummages in her saddle bags before passing you a letter.
>It's the letter you sent to the fence shop to order some anti-bird wiring to keep pegasi from stealing your undies.
"This is FROM me, Derpy. You're supposed to take it to the address on the front.
>"Sorry Anon."
>She then slaps you on the ass and flies off