Title:           Dash learns to circlejerk
Author:          waterapple
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/bsmjTtpy
First Edit:      Friday 28th of February 2014 11:30:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 28th of February 2014 11:30:39 PM CDT

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>Day circlejerk in Equestria
>Anon is in the gay bathouse with his bros
>"Hey guys, isn't today the 23rd?" queried Big Macintosh
>"Yup"
"How could we have forgotten?"
>"Dude, we've totally gotta do it" said Rainbow
>"But you're not even a guy, Dash. How would it even work?"
>"We'll improvise." Replied Rainbow
"Okay, but don't say I ddiddn't warn you"
>The group sits around the magic tv-globe and put some porn on to set the mood
>All the guys, having done this before, have a practiced grace as they fondle their neighbour's junk
>Except those next to dash, who are presented with a dillema
>Just how do you jerk off a mare?
>"Come on, I want to join in" Said Dash
>Big macintosh tried to find something to tug on insode the mysterious folds of their girlbro, but could only find a tiny nub
>Trying to gently pull it out, in the impression that it was some kind of mare-penis, Big Mac found it firmly anchored in place
>"Ow, be careful!" shrieked Rainbow Dash
>Anon, being the wisest of the group, came up with a plan to solve this problem
"TO THE HOSPITAL! WE'LL MAKE HER A FUTA!"
>"FOO TAH" Chanted Soarin'
>"FUU TER" Chanted Big Mac
>"FUTA" They all chanted, excited to have a solution
>With that, they all carried rainbow above them to the Ponyville hospital, dicks flapping around, to help their friend learn the magic of circlejerking.