Title:           Break your mother's back - Pony prison
Author:          waterapple
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rCPi1XhU
First Edit:      Friday 4th of March 2016 08:28:23 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 4th of March 2016 08:28:23 AM CDT

>Be Anonymous, human from elsewhere
>Just walking down the street
>The way you wanted to go is blocked off by warning tape and signs
>"DANGER: CRACKS IN PAVEMENT"
>The ground looks fine
>Upon further inspection you see one of the footpath slabs is a bit chipped up
>You ignore the silly pony silliness and continue along the street
>When you get to the other side of the marked off area a bunch of ponies in cute little police officer outfits surround you
>"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
"Wut"
>"You're under arrest, anything you say may be taken out of context and used against you."
>They put oversized handcuffs on you
>Which then fall off your arms
>"She's resisting arrest!"
>They begin to hit you with inflatable stick things like they sell at the fair
>"STOP RESISTING!"
>Eventually a bunch of ponies dressed in cute little SWAT outfits comes up and throws a net over you
>They carry you to the police station and lock you in a cell
>Later a pony police officer brings you a tray of food
>"I hope they throw the book at you, how could you do that to your poor old mother?"
>You take it from him and then pet his head because he's a cute little pony
>"I NEED BACKUP!"
>More ponice officers rush to the cell door
>You eat the food while watching at the ponies be adorable trying to be all policey