Title:           AIE Stanley parable thing
Author:          waterapple
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First Edit:      Tuesday 29th of October 2013 11:04:20 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 29th of October 2013 11:04:20 AM CDT

>Day EMOTIONS in Equestria
>Anon was a human who lived in Ponyville and worked in the basement of the town library.
>His job was to push buttons on a keyboard on his desk all day long.
>The buttons he was to press were provided to him through a dragon sitting in front of him that belched out letters listing what button to press and for how long.
>Many would consider this to be mind numbingly boring but Anon found it to be a very fulfilling and satisfying occupation, almost as if he was made for this.
>One day anon was sitting at his desk but the dragon hadn't produced any letters for well over an hour!
>Anon tried unclogging the dragon with the toilet brush but he couldn't find any blockages inside it.
>Anon decided to go upstairs to the library to see if any of the ponies that lived in the town above knew what was going on.
>Anon opened his office door and went to the staircase leading upstairs.
>Anon Looked around at all of twilights old junk, in no way advancing the plot or doing anything useful.
>Anon climbed the staircase and opened the door to the library but no-one was there.
>His boss had never left the library in all of his time working there, preffering to talk her friends into doing anything outside the library for her.
>If whatever was happening was important enough for Anons boss to go outside it must be truly important.
>Anon Left the library and headed off to the town hall, the notice board might hold some sort of clue about what was going on.
>Anon went into the broom cupboard and saw that there was nothing interesting inside and went outside.
>Anon was utterly fascinated by the meaningless contents of the cupboard, staring at them like an idiot before leaving the broom cupboard.
>Anon knew full well that this was not what he should be doing and his boss would be mad at him for wasting time.
>The narrator had put a lot of effort into making this story for Anon but he was too interested in this cupboard to even try it.
>Anon was clearly not interested in stories of any kind so the narrator stopped telling it, it was such a shame because it was a very good story.