Title:           AIE Kerbal Anon leaves Equestria
Author:          waterapple
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KsmnWYF6
First Edit:      Saturday 9th of November 2013 03:04:44 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 9th of November 2013 03:04:44 AM CDT

>Day T-1 in equestria
>Be Anon kerman, crash landed on a (luckily habitable) planet after finding that someone forgot to fix the rockets staging.
>The creatures that inhabit this region of the planet are very helpful, having provided you with materials for a rocket home.
".ahcram ne aviserger atneuc azneimoC .sotelpmoc selanif senoicaborpmoC"
>"Roger Anon, launch in T minus ten minutes"
>That autistic pony is too slow, Ten whole minutes before you feel that thrill of accelerating into space?
>Screw waiting, you're pushing the big red button NOW
".otneimaznal odnaicini ,ovitagen lortnoc ed nóisim aL"
>You push the throttle to maximum and slam your gloved fist down on the big red button.
>"BYE ANON! DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!"
>You're at 5 kilometers altitude now, the spaceport is hard to spot now.
>The first stage has depleted its fuel so you flick the switch to decouple it.
>Hopefully it won't land on any of the natives. Oh well, it's worth squasing a few houses for SPACE TRAVEL.
".latibro nóicresni al ed ritrap A .sortemolik zeid eel ortemítlA"
>"Rojer that Anon, angle down 12 degrees"
>You're starting to leave the atmosphere, you jettison the second stage and prepare to circularise your orbit.
>You think about how much this mission will advance kerbal science as you finally leave this strange planet.
>[SIGNAL LOST]
>Down at mission control a grey pegasus looks down at the wrecked communications dish in confusion while Twilight scrambles to figure out what happened.
>Today was a anon _IN EQUESTRIA_ day