Title:           AIE Demo
Author:          waterapple
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8wwvrKUW
First Edit:      Saturday 14th of December 2013 08:00:15 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 14th of December 2013 08:00:15 AM CDT

C1
>Day 8 in Equestria
>You are Anon, a human who has recently arrived in a strange land called equestria.
>The natives are brightly coloured ponies who seem to have magical powers.
>To help you get used to your new surroundings these ponies have put together a demonstration of what you can expect from this land.
>Their leaders sit in front of you on comfortable looking chairs and motion for you to take a seat.
>The white one speaks in a calming voice "Ah, hello! Welcome to our demonstration of equestria. In just a moment we will show you the wonderful this country has to offer.
>Before you can reply the blue one adds "Just feel the anticipation, isn't it exhilerating? In fact, lets wait a little longer to properly savor it. About thirty minutes should be enough..."
 
C2 (30 mins later) 9:45
>Thirty minutes later, you feel a little sore from just standing in one place, but the thrill of anticipation was indeed worth it.
>The white one begins speaking again " Why don't we take you on a little tour of the castle and show you just what you can expect from Equestria."
>They lead you to a dining hall with food all along a long table "Feel free to try the delightful cooking of our ponies"
>You take a donut from the table and eat it, recieving an odd look from the princesses.
>They continue the tour and you see a opulent library, a well tended garden, a disco, and a stadium where flying ponies are performing.
>"Now that we have shown you what equestria has to offer, why not try staying for a while?"
>"It is getting late, We should raise the moon now."
>They take you up a high tower and you come to a pedistal with a button on it.
>"Wouldst you like to try raising the moon, Anon? Press the button and begin the night."
>You step up to the pedistal and press the big red button on top of it.
 
C3
>EIGHT
 
c4
>What was that?
>you look questioningly at the ponies, that wasn't the moon!
>"This is not what is supposed to happen! Try pressing my button again."
>You push the button again, this time faster and harder, may as well give it a go.
 
 
C4
>EIGHT
 
C5:
>You stare at the blue pony who is looking very nervous now
>"This isn't my moon button at all! This is just a button that makes says eight when you press it!"
>The blue princess continues to lament her missing button as the white one leads you onwards to continue the tour.
>"Let's continue onwards, Anon, I think Luna needs some time to sort herself out."
>The white pony takes you down the tower and outside "How about I introduce you to some of my ponies?"
>The castle doors glow and swing open, leading to a poorly maintained fense with a sign saying "GRIFIN LAND"
>The white pony looks confused and mutters "This isn't what's supposed to happen. Everything's going all wrong."
>A strange birdlike thing across the fence calls out and asks you if you want to join them at their barbaque.
>You accept and follow it off along a dirt path from the castle to their small party where one of them gives you a beer and starts cooking you a burger.
>You relax with the bird things and watch the blue princess freak out at the giant red glowing number eight floating above the tower you just came from.