Title:           Poke Poke Poke...
Author:          unwantedmlp
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/AgFmCffK
First Edit:      Tuesday 18th of June 2013 09:47:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 18th of June 2013 09:47:54 AM CDT

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ok, got to be honest, have no fucking clue the context, it was posted anon, to a thread almost 200 ago... in thread 708... so seriouslly, would love to know the context, though i understand it, it sounds like it was the ass end of some story
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Anonymous
05/19/13(Sun)01:43 No.10695660
>>10695468
 
From thread 526:
 
>>6536743
>Update to pregnant pony princess sometime today
 
>EPILOGUE
>The labor was a difficult one, and the Princess, for all her powers, at this moment suffered and strained to birth her foal like any common Earth Pone.
>Finally the tiny pale-blue alicorn infant was brought to her
>And, per maternal instinct and thousands of years of tradition, Celestia, God-Princess of Ponedom, licked her tiny quivering foal clean.
>Standing on spindly, unsteady legs, the foal almost at once began to nurse.
>Then, as Celestia held her new daughter and burped her for the first time, the unexpected happened
>The tiny foal looked around and, incredibly, spoke.
>"Are you my daddy?" she said, without preamble, to the Royal Physician.
>"No, but I will fetch him at once."
>"Good, because I wanna talk to my daddy."
>You were brought into the room.
"'Sup"
>The foal made a come-hither gesture with one tiny hoof.
>"Daddy?"
"That's right, I'm your daddy."
>"Come closer, please?"
>You bend over.
>The foal begins vigorously tapping you on the forehead with one hoof, with surprising force.
>poke poke poke poke
>poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
>"How do YOU like it, huh? How do YOU like it?"
>it was a predictable punchline day