Title:           OH HI, DASHIE! *AA-12 Ducky*
Author:          unwantedmlp
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First Edit:      Saturday 16th of March 2013 01:26:11 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 16th of March 2013 01:26:11 AM CDT

>you went on a date with rainbow dash to a carnival
>she's being playful as always, pulling prank after prank on you
>she tells you she wants to eat a corncob
>"I'll be back in a second"
>"make it 10 seconds flat, eh"
>"I want a corncob, not a platter of spaghetti, anon"
>you let a timid sigh, she says she likes you but damn it, she treats you like shit
>"hey anon! look!"
>rainbow dash is looking at you, flying on the spot to the side of a corncob stand and holding a corncob on one hoof
>you still wonder how they do that
>rainbow dash begins to lick the corncob while breathing heavily
>she is licking the sides of the corncob, rounding its silhouette with drool
>"mmmmhhh. aah~" she moans while making a pause to bite her lower lip in delight "oh anon~ ahn~"
>other ponies start to look at you in disgust. Obviously the fucking bald ape was the one tarnishing that little pony
>"dash, what are you doing?" you ask her, looking around with worry.
>you're sure you heard one passerby calling you a deviant, an abuser
>"oh~ what do you mean? this is how you eat a corncob, anon." dash said before resuming her 'meal'
>you stand there, enduring the embarrasment. Who knows how things would escalate if you were to take the corncob out of her by force
>meanwhile, dash kisses the tip of the corncob tenderly. she keeps on licking and breathing over the snack as if she was trying to reheat it
>"oh yef! oh" she keeps with it as you approach her
>you murmur to her, trying to get her to stop
>"dashie, stop. the other ponies are looking at you"
>she stops after finishing a long sensual lick at the corncob
>giving you an annoyed look she replies "i still haven't finished my corncob, anon."
>she resumes her eating and goes a step further
>starting with kissing the tip, she wraps her lips around the snack, sliding her head towards it and salivating
>she changes her grip, now using both hooves to hold the corncob
>she covers the corncob on drool while sliding it in and out, moaning in pleasure
>how stupid, her corncob is going end all soggy
>suddenly
>she is gagging and flying erratically
>"oh shit" you realize she's choking with the corncob
>"how stupid of her, she can die" you think to yourself while trying to grab her sides
>after fighting her flailing wings, you grab her from the back, hugging her while wrapping your arms around her ribcage
>you have her in position for applying a Heimlich when you hear a pony gasping in horror
>"rape"
>hearing a group of ponies charging at you, you keep thrusting her against your abdomen, increasing in speed
>you must hurry
>just after rainbow dash coughs the corncob, the first pony from the mob reaches you
>It doesn't matter if you die from a misunderstanding, you saved her. Your little pony is alive
>Dash falls to a side and takes a look at the scene
>"hey! stop that! he was just trying to save me, I was choking!"
>one of the ponies on the mob heard her plead and looked back at her
>"it wasn't rape?"
>"no" Dash looked at the pony, very annoyed "it wasn't"
>"it's not rape everyp0ny, false alarm" he cried as he waved the other ponies to stop the lynching
>"are you okay anon?" Dash looked at you with a look of worry on her face you didn't thought she could muster
>"yeh" you replied with blood in your mouth, trying to get back on your feet.
>The pain of being nearly trampled to death is terribly weakening
>"please don't get up anon. I'll get help"
>with this words, Rainbow Dash flew towards the horizon
>you remember the look on her face while trying to distract your mind from the pain
>such beauty. A true mare's concern for you.
>it doesn't matter if you die right now, you are happy. you heart is filled with a warmth that you had forgotten to this day as you fall asleep
>an instant after that you wake up in a hospital room
>your mind is numb, either from the still lingering pain or from the meds
>do ponies even have morphine?
>you lay there, staring to the ceiling and thinking of nothing
>your mind snaps out of it after you hear a familiar voice calling for you
>"anon?" her voice ringed on your groggy head like a choir of angels
>"you scared me to death, idiot."
>"OH HI, DASHIE!"
>you see Dash on the side of your bed with teary eyes
>"I'm sorry, anon" she says to you on a quiet, creaky voice.
>She stares at the floor, avoiding your sight. It's like the guilt from getting you into that trouble was finally sinking in
>"I promise I won't do something that stupid again, I swear" she says raising her voice
>she's tearing up as she say this
>"you scared me to, Dashie"
>"I'm so sorry, anon. I didn't thought it would end like this. If only I knew it would end like this, I-I.."
>She got her little hooves on you, leaning over your bed, crying
>"sounds like we're even then" you answer
>she is surprised, you don't look like one to laugh this kind of things away
>"What? you say that after--"
>you start giggling
>"you're the worst, anon"
>this leads to a light laugh
>"heheh, am I? heheheh"
>she just rolls her eyes at your little joke
>"we are even now, anon"
>she gives you a little nudge on your side with her hoof
>"ouch! that hurts, Dashie"
>she sticks out her tongue at you just before giving you a big, gentle hug you didn't thought she could pull out before
>you and Dash laugh the day off after that