Title:           Monsoon - mgs:r character apparently
Author:          unwantedmlp
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/PGjxqMku
First Edit:      Thursday 28th of February 2013 04:02:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 28th of February 2013 04:02:28 PM CDT

>Be MonAnon in Equestria
>Be outside Sugarcube Corner talking to Pinkie Pie.
>She makes you use your "magic" for the fifteenth time today.
>Make thick mist appear around building. As she plays in the mist a single pony silhouette gallops towards you.
>The Pony leaps up to you, grabs your hand, and runs off with it in a blur of mint green.
"What the fuck someone stole my hand!"
>Lose magnetic connection with hand due to long distance.
>Lost forever. [Cry Internally]
>Pinkie makes you "Sorry for getting your hand lost cupcakes."
>They don't fill the void of a missing limb
 
>Be many hours later, be trying to sleep.
>Suddenly you can feel your missing part, it's definitely close by.
>Using your magnetic power you have your hand come back to you.
>Suddenly Lyra comes flying through your window ass end first.
>She's glowing the same color as the rest of you
"So it was you Lyra! Where is it?"
>Lyra's sweating nervously, she refuses to meet your gaze
>You eye her suspiciously before wiggling the fingers of your missing hand.
>Something warm and wet constricts your entire hand.
>Lyra lets out a high pitched moan before squirming.
>Suddenly she looks at you like a deer caught in the headlights.
"Lyra... did you ta-"
>"Yes."
"And did you shove it in-"
>"Yes."
"C-Can I have it back?"
>"..."
"Lyra?"
>"I don't think you want it back."
"What why?"
>Lyra grunts before queefing your hand out of her maregina.
>A thick film of marecum and squash soup now covers your hand.
>You refuse to have it join with the rest of you.
>It'll never be clean again...
>END