Title:           Day Rainbow Dash
Author:          unwantedmlp
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First Edit:      Tuesday 28th of May 2013 02:13:42 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 28th of May 2013 02:13:42 AM CDT

>Day Anon in Rainbow Dash
>You're hanging out with dash, although some things up.
>She asked you not to get weirded out.
>Whatever, you can handle anything this mare throws at you.
"So, Dash, you gunna tell me what this request is?"
>As you finish your sentence your doorbell ring
>Before you can so much as move one muscle dash is up like a lighting bolt.
>"Heh heh, Let me get that!"
"Whatever Dash."
>After a minute, you hear a strong masculine voice coming from the doorway.
>Curiosity finally overtakes your form as you glance to the door.
>Stood there, with a grin plastered on his face, was a stallion with his rather large-
"Whoah there! Try not to get too excited in here! I just got the carpet cleaned!"
>"Erherm... This is my, Dad. Dad, this is Anon."
>Her dad?
>"Ah, so you're the monkey I've heard so much about!"
"Pretty sure that's racist."
>"Pretty sure I don't care."
"Well, fuck you."
>"And you buddy."
>You both stare each other down as each one unwilling to back down to the other.
>At the same time you burst into laughter.
"Pull up a fucking chair."
>Without another word, both dash and her dad pull up a chair at your kitchen table.
>"So... Anon, this request I have...."
>She trails off, twiddling her hooves.
"Well, go on then, spit it out!"
>She looks up to you her eyes almost pleading.
>This is the most needing you ever seen dash.
>Whatever it is she needs, you'll help her.
>"Well, I was wondering if you and my dad could..."
 
Finish the story for me.
 
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CYOA_AIE TO THE FUCKING RESCUE
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>"Well, I was wondering if you and my dad could...finish the story for me."
"What?"
>"The story, you know, the one I've been working on."
"You mean that stupid Daring Do fanfiction?"
>"Its not stupid!"
"Dash, its about some grimdark villian that captures Do, and your self insert Mary Sue comes in to save the day. That is totally stupid."
>"Dad liked it."
"Of course he liked it, he's your dad. My mom used to tell me I was handsome enough to be a model, but I'm ugly as sin."
>Dash's dad speaks up and says "I think your handsome."
"Nigga you gay."
>"Oh good so Dash told you, this'll make things easier."
"What?"
>"Dang it dad! We were gonna try and ease Anon into this."
"Into what?"
>"My dad wants to have a three way with you."
"Bring back your mom, then we'll talk."
>"Nah Anon, c'mon, it'll be fun. I thought you liked me?"
"I do, but fuck that. I aint gonna fuck you with your dad, thats gross."
>"Oh we wont be bucking me haha, thats incest. Who do I look like? Applejack or Twilight? We're gonna buck you."
"But you dont even have a.."
>Rainbow stands up and shows off a massive dangling cock, "Strap on."
>Silence for a few seconds before you get up and try to run away. Rainbow darts over and onto you.
"No! No!"
>"Quit struggling Anon!"
>She pulls down your pants, and then flies off of you and lands in front. Suddenly you feel a weight on your ass, and two hooves locking into your thigh.
>"Dad wanted your ass, and me well...I'll get sloppy seconds, until then, open your mouth."
 
>Now I wish I could tell you, that you fought the good fight, and the Rainbow duo let you be. I WISH I could tell you that, but Ponyville, is seldom a fairy tale world.