Title:           Blue Buns in the Sun
Author:          unwantedmlp
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First Edit:      Monday 15th of April 2013 07:03:30 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 15th of April 2013 07:03:30 AM CDT

>Ah, Ponyville.
>A wonderful little village.
>The air is fresh!
>The grass is green!
>The water is crystal clear!
>And the ponies!
>Oh those adorable denizens of the aptly named Ponyville.
>They welcomed you with open arms when you first arrived.
>Well, open hooves rather.
>Seemed to them that you weren't -that- strange a creature all things considered.
>With things like dragons, minotaur's, and hydras running around and all an average human was downright boring.
>So life was grand in tiny Ponyville, living a simple, honest life.
>If not for one niggling problem....
>You hadn't gotten laid since you came here.
>And that was years ago.
>YEARS!
>Sure, jacking off kept your sanity in check, but god...
>What you wouldn't give for something more.
>Something other than old righty.
>To -feel- that adrenaline in your veins when you pound your lover into bliss.
>To -taste- that euphoria when you yourself hit orgasm.
>It wasn't like dating you was out of the question, oh no, inter-species stuff was the norm.
>But you just couldn't find the right mare...
>And none had confessed to you...
>But that was all going to change today!
>You were through with fastening the chin strap on the helmet of love.
>Today, you would get a mare!
>Probably.
>Maybe.
>Weeeeell...
>No! That's loser talk!
>Still...this is kinda nerve-racking.
>Trying to start a new relationship always is.
>And who to pick besides!
>There were so many pretty mares in Ponyville.
>Like say, Lyra Heartstrings. Pretty little mint sweetie.
>Or...oooh, Derpy Hooves. She was adorable. Klutzy as hell, but a cutie.
>Maybe...one of the mares you were actually closer to?
>That would be Twilight Sparkle and her gaggle of friends.
>A garden of cute.
>But gaaaaaaah, more choices...
>There was Fluttershy, kinda, well, shy though...
>Pinkie Pie's...a little too...energetic.
>Oh, Rarity. Gorgeous, but a tad stuck-up.
>Twilight wasn't bad. Straddles the line between sperglord and cute nerd, but real nice nonetheless.
>Ol' Honest Applejack had that whole southern belle charm. And charming it was. Workaholic parts kind of a downer.
>Wait... Wait, wait, wait...
>You know -just- the mare.
>Fiery.
>Passionate
>And an ass that won't quit.
>Rainbow Dash.
>But out of all the girls, besides Rarity, RD might be the hardest to catch the interest of.
>So what to do, what to do...
>Hmm, go over what you know about Speedy Cloud.
>She's...fast, haughty, bit of a bragger, -loyal- to a fault, spontaneous...
>Wait a minute.
>Spontaneity.
>Dashie would -love- spontaneity!
>But in what capacity...?
>...Got it.
>Dashie would -love- this!
>It would be just like those cheesy romance novels she thinks no one knows she reads!
>You needed to prepare...
>A costume, some rope...
>This idea was brilliant!
Later that day...
>You were skulking in the shadows of Ponyville's homes and business, looking for...
>Ah, there she is.
>Lazing about on a cloud hovering over some secluded field.
>God she's cute when she's all lazy.
>Time to enact the spontaneity!
>You creep closer and closer to the napping RD, being deadly careful not to be spotted.
>That would ruin the whole she-bang!
>You didn't spend hours making the costume for nothing.
>You stand just beneath the cloud which holds the slumbering RD, smiling like a fool.
>She was going to flip over this!
>With a bit of finesse you start twirling the lasso you had at your hip.
>Time to bring down the snoring pegasus...
>The lasso flies from your hands and soars towards its target.
>And with a quick snap you pull back, the rope tightening in on the sleeping pony.
>Well, she was sleeping. When the rope snapped and constricted around her, she woke up with a start.
>"Hey! Wha-what's goin' on?!"
>With some speed you pull Dash and the cloud she was snoozing on down to the ground.
"Hahahahahaha!"
>You laugh manically. God, you were such a good actor.
>RD twists her head around and sees you, her eyes the size of dinner plates.
>You admit, the outfit is -good-.
>You, uh, "borrowed" Twilight's old Mare-Do-Well hat and mask, lifted some boots and belt from Rarity's and had painted a huge "B" on your bare chest.
>Or maybe RD was shocked because the hat, belt, and boots were the only articles of clothing you had on.
>Kinda breezy today...
>"What...the...buck...?"
"I am... The Elusive Bun Bandit!"
>Hopefully that explained the painted-on "B".
">...The Bun...Bandit?"
"Correct! And -you-, Rainbow Dash... I have come to claim your buns!"
>Man, just getting into the role was getting you hard.
>Seriously.
>You were like, at half-chub right about now.
>Without waiting for RD to respond you lunged!
>Well, lunged is kind of a strong word.
>You definitely moved towards her enthusiastically though.
>"W-Wait a minute! I--Ugh!"
>The pegasus was cut-off when you grabbed a hold of the cyan cheeks of hers.
>Those squishy, mushy blue buns...
>Dashie squeaked and weakly groaned as you kneaded her cheeks.
>They were...
>Glorious.
>Taught, but not too much. Just the perfect amount of jiggle. And her fur was like fine silk, smooth and welcoming.
>Your hands were in heaven.
>True heaven...
>You playfully kneaded and gave her light slaps across the back-end.
>Each time you did it elicited another weak moan or squeak of pleasure from Dash.
>Her wings so badly wanted to be let loose from the rope confines, but you made sure it held tight.
>Didn't want her flying away.
>You briefly pulled yourself from the bliss of Dashie's blue buns and glanced downwards when you felt something wet splash on your thigh.
>It was...Dash.
>She was getting wet.
>Really wet.
>...Yes!
>You knew this would work!
>With renewed fervor you attack Dashie's butt-cheeks.
>Knead, jiggle, slap, a light kiss here, a rough grope there...
>You were loving it.
>And by the amount of fluids leaking from Dash, she was enjoying it to.
>Initiate Phase 2.
>You're sporting quite the raging erection at this point so it was time to partake in your...kink.
>At least you called it a kink, didn't know what else to call it.
>Didn't really matter though.
>This was gonna be fun...
>You stopped your kneading assault, which earned you a whimper from Dash, and proceeded to spread her heavenly cheeks.
>What a sight...
>That glistening pussy, that puckered plothole...
>B-e-a-utiful.
>RD weakly, and not wholeheartedly, tried to cover herself, but she ended up giving up and blushing a shade of red that looked quite good on her.
>You traced a trail from Dash's wet snatch to her winking asshole using her own sex-juices.
>She huffed and panted into the cloud she was on and worked a hoof to her nethers, playing with her clit with vigor.
>You almost popped right then and there.
>But you held out and coated your hard-on with Dash's juices, then you slid it between Dashie's ass-cheeks.
>Your kink...was hotdogging.
>Squeezing those godlike buns closer together, you made a tight fit for your member.
>With a shuddering breathe you started slow, a simple, gentle thrust.
>The sheer pleasure...
>The way her fur rubbed against your shaft and just subtly tickled your balls was unlike anything you ever expected.
>Bliss.
>Unearthly bliss.
>"Oh my gosh... I-I've never done -this- before..."
>Dash croaked out a response with a doofy smile plastered to her face.
>You started you thrusting in earnest.
>Your thighs slapping against Dashie's bodacious behind...
>The warmth coming from her body and especially her asshole...
>Her slick fluids forming a puddle underneath the cloud she writhed on...
>You could die right now and it would be without regret.
>"Mmmm! I-I'm...gonna come! Gonna cum!"
>A torrent of white-hot mare-spunk splashed against your thighs and legs as RD came long and hard.
>She babbled incoherently, twitched and spasmed, as her orgasm rode its course.
>But you weren't even close to finishing yet.
>However, you gave Dashie's a little rest. You only pound a -little- less hard.
>"That was... Oh my gosh. I've never came that hard before..."
"It's not over yet! The Elusive Bun Bandit has claimed -his- prize yet!"
">Wha-what?"
>You began slamming away again, and Dash threw he head back and moaned in utter pleasure.
>Just what you wanted to hear.
>You don't know how long you've been slamming away at Rainbow Dash pert posterior, but finally, you were getting close.
>Dashie was probably thankful for that. Both of you had lost track of how many orgasm she had as the sun shone overhead.
"Dash, I'm...I'm..."
>Almost there, just a little more and--
>"C-Cum for me!"
>She said the magic word.
>Could have said it enough.
>With a grunt of effort and delight, thick, white streams of semen rocketed from between Dash's sweat-sheen booty-boulders.
>Gasping and panting, you continued to ejaculate like it would be the last one you would ever have.
>Strands of cum coated RD's heaving back and drooping wings.
>Pulling out from her buns, still cumming, you gave her cheeks a glaze as she had one last powerful orgasm.
>Finally spent you fell backwards, falling on your own backend. The rope around the pegasus coming loose and dropping to the side.
>You heaved and gasped for air.
>Shakily you stood up and looked over Dash.
>Her tongue was lolled out of her head and she was licking her hoof clean of her own juices.
>She weakly lifted a wing to her mouth and caught a drop of you semen as it fell from a feather.
>"Mmmm..."
"Th-The Elusive B-Bun Bandit has-whew, give me a second-has claimed his prize! Now he...aways!"
>With a piddly smoke bomb, you run away, leaving Dashie coughing and sputtering.
>"H-Hold on! I... He's gone..."
>You raced home as quickly as possible, bathing in the afterglow of a masterful plan.
>You couldn't wait to see the look on RD's face when you revealed that -you- were the Bandit.
>She'd be floored!
>You hoped she liked the whole spiel you went though to impress her.
That next day...
>What a day! Gorgeous, like most days in Ponyville.
>You'd let Dashie in on your little secret today.
>Your excitement was barely being contained.
>You strode confidently through the Square, giving the wink and the gun to many a pony.
>Till finally you were at your destination: Rainbow Dash's cloud home.
>Nice place.
>Not that you've ever been in it, it being clouds and all.
"Hey! Rainbow Dash! You home?"
>You call out and wait for a response.
>You get one Dashie, that cutie, sticks her head out a window.
>"O-Oh. Hey, Anon. W-What are you up to?"
"Ah, not much. Come on down here, I got somethin' to tell ya."
>"Um... O-kay, I'll be right down!"
>And sure enough, the prism pegasus is down in a flash.
>She looks...odd though.
>Her face is flushed and she fidgeting in place.
"Are...you ok, RD?"
>"I-I'm fine. What did you need to tell me?"
>And here we go...
"Heheh. well, I'm going to inform you that I'm--"
>"The Elusive Bun Bandit?"
>FULL STOP.
"W-W-W-Wha?! How-how-how-how did you know?!"
>How could she know?! The plan was perfect, utterly perfect!
>"Uh, Anon, you do know you're the only human in Equestria, right? I mean...wasn't hard to figure out..."
>Where was your analytical mind! To make such a mistake!
>"Um, Anon?"
>You were trying to fight back the tears when Dash chimed in.
"Y-Yeah? What is it?"
>Somewhat bashfully, RD hovered towards you and gave you a peck on the lips.
 
>"I...didn't know you felt like -that- about me... I...like you too, ya big ape."
>The world no longer makes since.
"You...do?"
>"Yeah. I just...never knew how to tell you. And really, that stunt yesterday... Man, you're all kinds of awesome. I tried to talk to you afterwards, but you ran off."
>The whole time she knew...
>"Sooo...you wanna go again? Maybe as...boyfriend and girlfriend? There's a nice sunny field I know of not to far from here."
>She gives you a knowing, sarcastic smirk and trots past you, flicking your nose with her tail.
>You give her a big, stupid grin right back and follow after her.
>"I think...we should stop by your place and get the rope first though."
>Dashie waggles her eyebrows and takes off towards your place.
>You laugh heartily and give chase after her.
"The Elusive Bun Bandit is about to strike again..."