Title:           Ball of Violence
Author:          unwantedmlp
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FdGNjuan
First Edit:      Sunday 17th of February 2013 01:01:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 17th of February 2013 01:01:56 AM CDT

>Day good sleep in Ponyville.
>You gently wake up, damn that was some good sleep.
>You feel the warmth of the sun come through the window, warming you up.
>Feels pretty good man
>Starts feeling a bit too good.
>You quickly jump out of the beds and panic to slide up the window
"CELESTIA NO MOLESTIA, CELESTIA NO MOLEST,IA CELISTA NO MOLESTIA"
>Almost immediately the feeling goes away, and you swear one of the sun's rays gives you the middle finger equivalent.
>You always found that strange, able to stare at the sun like that. Its like, bright LOOKING
>It has the glare effect and everything, but its like looking at a picture, it wouldn't blind you.
>but it could get really hot and such
>Oh shit speaking of, you seemed to have embarrassed the sun
"Thanks for waking me up! Have a good day!"
>There that should set it straight.
>You swear you heard a faint "Y-you too" from Celestia somewhere, before the sun scurries away.
>Its night time now
>...
>the sun quickly positions itself back to where it was
>Okay then, time to leave before this becomes more awkward.
>You get up, use the restroom, and take a shower.
>What? You shaved yesterday, and you're feeling a bit lazy, give yourself a break jeez.
>You're not my mom.
>You begin serving up some breakfast.
>Eggs, pancakes, and toast.
>A soft wondrous tone of a piano begins to play, filling the kitchen
>Man, you're feeling just swell today
>in fact, you could just, sing!
 
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vV_we0kSls
 
"It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor would you be mine? Could you be mine?"
>You say the last part as you wave at your neighbor, Ms. Octavia, source of piano.
>She nods at you as she continues playing
>"Um, would you be MINE?"
>What the fuck that wasn't even in rhythm with the music!
>Instantly the song ends as Octavia just slams the piano keys in annoyance.
"What the fuck Futtershy, don't you know its against the rules to disturb those who break into a song? How the hell did you even get in here?"
>”Well, you had your bedroom window, so I thought I Would, 'flutter' in. SQUEE”
>What a terrible play on words
>You pick her up and go to your bedroom
>”O-oh! What are we going to do on the-”
>You quickly toss her out the open window and shut it.
>Well then
>You're not in the mood to sing anymore, but your day isn't ruined.
>Fluttershy and her rapist tendencies stop ruining your day after the 63rd day or so.
>If she isn't going to stop this shit, you're definitely not going to let her ruin your day.
>You head back to the kitchen.
>Shit, the food has gone cold
>You hear tapping on a wooden frame and look up
>Octavia looks as you and gives you this hoof gesture asking if you want to continue
>You shrug and shake your head no and take a seat
>She shrugs back and lowers her window before going back to her piano
>Wait a second, how did she know that melody?
>Is now a little bit after morning.
>You're halfway to Rarity's place
>You work modeling for her, and somehow she makes clothes for ponies
>yet modeled by you, a human
>whatever, its all dosh
>Suddenly the ground reaches over to greet your face
>'ELLO ANON'
>Wait no, your face reached down. You rub your face and look over your shoulder.
>You narrow your eyes “Flutterslut”
>She gives you this disgusting saccharine smile
>”Hello Anon! You're not hurt right?”
>Suddenly both of you give out a “OOMFH!”
>Like clockwork, you both look over your shoulder/wither
>Rainbro Dash is holding down Flutterslut, holding down you, holding down the floor
“Yeah guys, this doesn't look weird at all!”
>Actually none of the other ponies seem to think so, they merely walk past/around your group
>Some even greet or have 5 seconds of small talk with you before continuing on
>fucking ponyville
>The rainbowed one speaks
>”Alright Fluttershy! I'm sick and tired of you meddling with my bro Anon here. Time to settle this!”
>Fluttershy meeps, and both get off of you.
>The walk off to the side a bit before turning to each other. What you see next astounds you.
>You have heard stories of it, but never though you would witness this day.
>The rest of the town stops in its tracks, and looks on alongside you.
>Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy take one step towards each other
>and immediately begin hoofing at the floor, causing dust to rise up
>once there is enough dust they both disappear
>then it happens
>a big ball of violence
>It's been 5 minutes now, and most of the spectators have left
>you even have a chair and popcorn
>Pinkie apparently hides them around for moments like these
>You've stopped being surprised now
>Although you are surprised on how boring this is,
>and that they're still going at it.
>You see heads and hooves and tails flying about in there, as well as yelling and cursing
>This, this doesn't seem very effective at all.
>At some point Fluttershy casually walks out of it to take a breather
>Oh-oh, it seems without 2 operators the cloud of aggression is moving from it's spot
>...and its heading over to you
>Oh no! Its slowly coming right at you!
>You sit and observe, eating some more popcorn
>fuck this, if you're going to be late, might as well have an excuse
>besides you're kind of curious
>You calmly put down the popcorn in your seat, and stride towards the ball
wind gushes all around you
...
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...
wind gushes all around you
>You wake up to seeing Rainbow prod you, and fluttershy looking ashmed of herself
"Wha- what happened?"
>"You okay bro? You scared me there, what happened?"
>You look into Rainbow's eyes
>You understand now
>The reason it looks pathetic after 5 seconds of fighting
>It is not a physical fight, its all mental
>When you stepped into the arena, you did not just fight combatants
>You BECAME them
>You don't realize you've been staring into Rainbow's eyes
>"Ehh, Bro? Equestria to Anon?"
>Unknowingly you respond by thinking, instead of talking
>Rainbow continues to look at you
>"Anon, you've never been in ball of violence have you?"
>You shake your head
>"Great, just great, this is your fault, you know that Flutters?"
>She just hides behind her mane.
>You are helped up, but continue to idly follow Rainbow
>"Alright, lets see how bad it is, who are you?"
"I'm Anon, but I'm also you, or I was you...I-I don't know anymore"
>Rainbow sighs, "Well, lets go to Twilight so she can fix you up"
 
>Fucking ball of violence
>Today was a strange day