Title: Alicorn Stuff Author: unwantedmlp Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/KEzy2e1X First Edit: Tuesday 2nd of July 2013 01:56:06 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 2nd of July 2013 01:56:06 AM CDT >TS: I hope you're ready to meet Princess Celestia Anon, just remember to be cordial. A: Yeah, yeah, be criminal in front of the princess, gotcha. >*Twilight sighs in defeat as you enter the throne room* >PC: Welcome Twilight Sparkle, I take it this is the Anonymous you've written me about? >TS: Yes, this is Ano- >*Twilight whispers through her teeth* ANON GET BACK HERE! >*you slowly close the gap between yourself and the princess* A: Is it true? >PC: Is what true? A: That you've ruled for thousands of years, raise the sun every day and sent your sister to the moon. >TS: ANONYMOUS, STOP IT! *The guards move to intercept you as you move closer to the monarch* A: Wait, please! *the guards shift their gaze to the princess who only nods slightly and the guards fall back* >PC:*sigh* Yes, every word of it. >*you are now standing mere inches from the pone royalty* A: Then I need to give you this. >*you drop to your knees and hug the princess around the base of the neck, she recoils slightly but quickly regains her composure* >PC:What is the meaning of th- A: Everything's gonna be alright. >PC: W-what? A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT! >PC: G-guards, Twilight, I would have words with Anonymous alone. A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT! >*the guards glance at each other before filing out of the room while Twilight recovers from what appears to be a grand mal seizure and leaves while keeping an eye on the bizarre scene which is unfolding before her* A: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT! >*the massive doors clunk shut and not a second later the immortal, nigh-omnipotent demigod is on her knees, sobbing openly* >PC: WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HARD, I TRY TO HELP THEM ALL BUT I CAN'T! >*you stroke the ethereal mane of the princess while whispering reassurances* A: There, there, you're doing your best, that's all you can do. >PC: Sh-she's my sister, I couldn't kill her, I had to send her away to save everypone! A: I know, I know, but she's back now and you can be a family again. *the fat, sloppy tears have died down to a petering trickle and the princess rests her head on your shoulder* >PC: It's terrible, as soon as I get to know one, they're gone, I catch myself almost calling a pone the wrong name sometimes, pones I called my best friends, I can barely remember their names and faces. A: You know they all love you right, and that they always will? >*she pushes you away slightly to look you in the eyes* >PC: Yes, I know, it's just good to hear it sometimes. >*the princess sighs heavily, gets up from her sprawled state and wipes away the tears with a tissue she magiced from somewhere* >PC: Thank you Anonymous, I've had that bottled up for some time. A: No problem, and call me Anon, all my friends do. Are you gonna be alright? >PC: Yes, I just need a little alone time to reflect. A: Well, I should check on Twilight, she's probably having an 'episode'. Don't be a stranger. *Celestia walks you to the massive doors and magics it open enough for you to leave* >PC: Farewell Anon, and thank you again. *the doors shut and you engage your 'shit-eating grin'* >TS: What was that? A: What was what? *Twilight starts furiously pointing a hoof at the door* >TS: That, that, all of that! A: Ohh, THAT, that, we were just talking. >TS: What about? *you start walking down the hallway to start your trip back to Poneville* A: You know, stuff. >TS: What kind of stuff? A: Alicorn stuff, you probably wouldn't understand. *the purple scholar is literally hopping mad now* >TS: ANONYMOUS! A: Ha ha ha.   ~THE END~   ********************************* a little after that, this was writen by an anon, and i happened to like the idea *********************************   Sequel with Luna or Cadence, please.   Or a feelsy one where Anon is old and dying, and on ghis deathbed Twilicorn understands what he did for Celestia, on that day.