Title:           My Wallet
Author:          treppahcs
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First Edit:      Sunday 31st of May 2015 05:42:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 31st of May 2015 05:42:04 PM CDT

>Be Anon, junior at Canterlot high.
>Today stared out like any other.
>Get up, brush teeth, go to school, etc.
>You were expecting the same old thing to happen as nothing exciting has happened since the siren thing.
>Pinkie, in someone's crazy opinion, mugged you.
>Or was it theft.
>Anyways, it took you an hour to find and corner her in a dead end hallway.
"Ok Pinkie, no more games. Just give me the wallet.
>"What wallet" she asked grinning.
>For some reason, you fell like punching someone with blue hair.
"I'm not playing Pinkie. Give me the wallet or else."
>"Or else what" she said still grinning.
>You pull out your phone.
"Or else your parents will know who's been sneaking sweets."
>Frowning she says "You wouldn't."
"Oh I will."
>Looking at you Pinkie decides to tell you.
>"It's at Applejack's."
>You didn't expect that answer.
"Why would it be there?"
>She just shrugs.
>Knowing her she slipped in any of the Apple sibling's bags or bribed the CMC. Hard to tell.
>A while later and your at Sweet Apple Acres.
>Why did it only feel like a minute or so passed? This place is 5 miles away.
>Just shrug to yourself.
>Go to the door and knock.
>Big Mac answers the door.
"Hey Mac, Did Pinkie give you a wallet today?"
>"Nope."
"Did Applebloom have one?"
>"Nope."
"Granny Smith?"
>"Nope."
>This guy really is tight lipped.
"Look, Pinkie stole my wallet and said she gave it to one of you so can I come in and ask?"
>"Eyup."
>Finally getting somewhere.
>He lets you in and you notice that Applebloom, Mrs. Smith and Applejack are in the living room.
>AB waves to you saying "Hiya Anon."
>Granny just nods to you as she knits.
>Applejack smiles and says "Howdy Sugarcube. What's ta problem?"
>You wave and greet them back.
>You tell them what happened and why your there.
>"Sorry ta hear that Sugarcube. But we don't know 'ow to help ya" AJ said.
>AB says "Yah, I didn't see Pinkie all day."
>Mac and Granny just nod.
"Thanks anyways. guess I'll go find Pinkie and see were it could be."
>"Why're you tryin' to find it" AJ asks.
"Other than my license and money, I have to get a receipt to return something."
>"Why not do it tomorrow?"
"Last day to do it" you say groaning.
>"AH. Well this might be your lucky day."
>You look at her with hope when you notice that she has your wallet.
"Thank god AJ. I don't know what I ..."
>"Hold yer horses, 'non. I think A reward is in order, don't ya think" she said smiling.
>You have no trouble with that but something tells you they have something in mind all ready.
"What do you want? I don't have much money so...."
>AJ then walks up to you with a sway in her hips and says "What I want is a date next Friday night."
"What?"
>"Ya heard me."
>Trying your luck, you make a grab for your wallet.
>As expected she moves it out of your reach and hides it in her shirt.
>"Uh-Uh-uhhh. Sorry Sugar, but them's my terms" she said grinning like a cheshire cat.
>Weighing your options you could either take her on a date, or try and take it by force.
>If you try to use force you have no doubt that Mac will bust your head open after Applejack kicks your balls.
>But a date doesn't sound to bad. Granted you will be using some money but you'll keep yourself unharmed.
".....When should I pick you up?"
>Smiling like Pinkie, AJ said "How about 6 pm?"
"Fine by me. Now can I have my wallet" you say with your hand out.
>She takes it out of her shirt and hands it to you.
>Looking inside, you see that nothing is missing.
>Satisfied you make your way to the door.
"Thanks again Apples."
>They all wave you out or in Big Mac's case glare at you.
>You know he was promising to break you if you hurt his sister.
>Better be careful around him.
>As soon as your outside you hear someone come up behind you.
>Turning around you see it's Applejack.
>"You forgot something" she said.
"What did I forget this"
>Without warning she gives you a quick kiss on the cheek.
>You blush.
>"Now don't forget our date."
>She then walks back into the house and closes the door.
>Once that done you take care of your thing at the store, you head home.
>You go into your room and take your wallet out to put more money in it.
>You notice a thick folded piece of paper near your ID.
>You take it out and open it up.
>You blush as it's a photograph of Applejack.
>A photograph of Applejack in a bikini, ass less chaps and her stetson hat.
>There's also a message saying they'll have some fun if the date is good enough.
>Now you couldn't wait for Friday to come