Title:           Rarity the Fitness Teacher Part 1
Author:          thegeman
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First Edit:      Wednesday 12th of November 2014 05:55:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 12th of November 2014 06:01:19 PM CDT

>"Class, pay close attention."
>You are Anon
>You're in Equestria, magic shit happened, and you've been living here for 2 years now
>You are currently in the ponyville gym, which you've been going to for nearly a year now
>Since your beer gut was getting disgusted looks from the locals, you finally decided to shape up
>You've lost a lot of weight, but you keep getting strange looks
>You must still be a bit chubby
>That makes sense
>Right?
>Anyway, you are once again observing Raritys' fitness class secretly from the doorway
>Her back is to you while the class is facing your
>Surprisingly, no one comments on you
>Shortly after you got a membership here, you learned Rarity teaches a class every week
>"Place your hoofs forward, lower your head, stick your behind in the air and arch your back"
>Unf
>IWTCIR(arity)
>You've been attracted to Raritys' regal posture, her stylized looks and smart, elegant and fashionable attitude ever since you first set your eyes on her
>Her curves and grace are rivaled only by that of the Princesses
>None of the other ponies even came close to her level of beauty
>Unfortunately for you, she only went after the higher class horses, the kind you find in the capital, Canterlot
>Not like you had much chance anyway, everytime she graces you with her presence you spill spaghetti everywhere
>Sometimes literally
>That was the last time you invited her over for a "friends" dinner
>"Now arch your back so your chest protrudes forwards, like so."
>She's really skilled at what she does
>She isn't wearing anything other than some sweatbands on her forhead and front legs
>You look at the clock in the room and notice the time
>Crap, you've been watching her for nearly 10 minutes now
>That's 10 minutes you have lost to get gains
>You quickly retreat from the doorway into the main room
>You trip over a dumbell someone left on the floor right outside the door, and fall flat on your face
"Agh, shit!"
>You pick yourself up from the ground
>However left that there shall burn in horse hell for all eternity
>It's like normal hell, only with horses instead of ponies
>A true damnation
>You examine your body for damage
>Your nose took the blunt of the damage, and it hurts to touch
>"Darling, are you okay?
>You turn to see Rarity standing in the doorway, looking concerned
"O-oh hey." You draw out the 'e' on the hey for a good 3 seconds
>She appears to be waiting for you to say something else
>Oh right
"I'm fine, don't worry."
>You smile awkwardly
>"Are you sure? Your nose is bleeding."
>You wipe under your nose with your hand to see a small amount of blood
>Ruh roh
>You wipe the blood off on your shorts
"Don't worry, it's not that much blood."
>"Oh, thank heavens."
>She walks up to you and brushes against your leg
>"I wouldn't want *anything* to happen to you."
>That's your Rarity, always concerned for your well-being
"Well, I'm fine."
>You sit in awkward silence for a couple seconds
"D-don't you, I mean, you have a class to teach, right?"
>"We just finished up, it was a short class today."
>This is a golden opportunity
>You can get to know her! You can get close with her.
>Don't mess this up!
"Alri-, I mean, that's cool."
>DON'T
"Well, I wouldn't want to keep you from your busy schedule"
>ANON NO
"I'll just get out of your gorgeous hair"
>ANON WHY
>She puts a hoof to her mouth and giggles at your 'compliment'
>You know, suicide is always an option
>"Anon, how come you've never come to any of my classes?"
>Think quick!
"I don't like exercising with other people."
>Good save.
>"Oh, so you're more of a personal fitness trainer kind of stallion?"
>Stallion?
>Oh right, horses
"Yeah, one on one or alone is how I work best."
>Alright, spaghetti has been to a minimum
>"How would you like a little personal training from yours truely?"
"W-what?"
>PASTA IS BEING BREWED
"I mean, I wouldn't want to impose."
>SAUCE IS BEING STIRRED
>She gives a light laugh
>"Such a gentlecolt. Please, I insist, you won't be imposing at all."
>Rarity eyes your body up and down
>"Not at all" She says softly
"I can't today-because I need to finish my sets." You object
>WHY ARE YOU OBJECTING
>FUCK, THE SPAGHETTI IS BEING SERVED
>"That's fine, I'll be available tomorrow as well."
>ANON NOT THE PARMESAN
>NEVER THE PARMESAN
"Well, if you insist, I-I guess I can make the time."
>Oh thank god, it was only the garlic bread
>"Lovely! Tomorrow at 11:00?"
"Sure, it's a date"
>Wait, what did you say?
>YOU DEPLOYED THE MEATBALLS YOU FUCK
>IT'S ALL GOING DOWN
>Rarity bursts out laughing
>Apparently suicide is the only option
>She walks up to your side, raises her tail and brushes against your hand
>"See you tomorrow" She says sultry
>What?
>Is she making fun of you?
>No, that's not like her
>I guess she just thought it was a joke
>There's only one way to find out
>You'll come back at 11:00
>You're scared, and excited at the same time
 
END OF PART 1
What will happen next part?
Does Rarity really want to exercise with Anon?
Will Anon find out Raritys true intentions?
Is this cliche?
Are these answers completely obvious?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z