Title:           Rarity the Fitness Teacher Part 1.5
Author:          thegeman
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First Edit:      Wednesday 10th of December 2014 04:46:54 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 10th of December 2014 05:27:29 PM CDT

"So, what do you think?"
>You are Anonymous
>You're talking to your best pal Spitfire
>How that happened is anyone's guess
>She's sitting directly across from you in an over sized chair
>At least, over sized for a pony
>You told her the full story of what happened at the gym.
>"So you're telling me that that prissy albeit semi-good looking mare came up to you and asked if you wanted a 'personal training session'" She pauses for a breath, "and you don't know what that means?"
>Only 'semi-good' looking?
"It means she wants to train me right?"
>Spitfire stares blankly.
"Because I need to get more fit?"
>She eyes your body up and down.
>"I don't think I've ever met someone as naive as you."
"I'm naive?"
>"More than you can imagine."
>Confound you woman, stop confusing me with your riddles.
>"Look, you really think she's doing this just to make fun of you?"
"I didn't count out the possibility."
>"Tell me why you think that."
"Because I'm, you know..."
>She stares, waiting for an answer.
"Kinda overweight?"
>"Why is that a question?"
>You open your mouth, but stop yourself.
>You didn't know how to answer.
>"I have had a lot of experience dealing with unsure cadets at the Wonderbolts Academy." She starts
>Is she treating you like a cadet?
>"Trust me when I say this."
>She pauses for effect.
>"You have absolutely nothing to worry about. Go there, and believe me, it will turn out well."
"You can't just tell me what she wants?"
>"I think I'll let you figure it out for yourself. It's better that way."
>You lean back and sigh.
>"After all, what have you got to lose?"
>Just your self respect and dignity.
>Though not accepting it gives the same feeling.
>At least training with Rarity gives at least some chance of something positive.
"All right, I'll go."
>She smiles, unfurls her wings and takes off to float gently towards you.
>"Good, I was worried I was going to have to force you."
>Oh, you didn't even have a choice to begin with.
>Yippiedy dee
>a doo be doo
>wooooo
>This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
>"Well, I have to get going."
>Daw.
>She flies past you, rubbing against you lightly.
>It causes her to shiver.
>"You'll do fine, trust me." She says softly.
>Her tail flicks you in the face.
"RAACHOOOO!"
>Spitfire flies forward out of surprise, and quickly turns to you as you rub your nose.
>"What in the hell was that?"
"I sneezed"
>"My [spoiler]god,[/spoiler] it sounded like a mix between an explosion and a dying pony.
"Well don't flick me with your tail then. Why'd you even do that?"
>She rubs her forehead.
>"Never mind that, I have to go."
"Bye."
>"Mhm."
>And with that, she's gone.
>Aw.
>You stand up and stretch.
>Now you're lonely.
>Whatever, better get prepared for tomorrow.
 
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>You are Rarity.
>You do know it's rude to ask for ladies name without introducing yourself first, right?
[/spoiler]This makes absolutely no sense in second person[spoiler]
>You're currently relaxing in the spa mud bath with your friend Fluttershy.
>You're leaning against the edge, cucumbers on your eyes.
"Darling, he was just so divine!"
>"This is the third time you've told me." Fluttershy mumbles.
"I know, but I just can't stop thinking about him. His chiseled face, his physique, oh [/spoiler]god[spoiler] those abs, those sweet, delicious..." You drift off thinking about it.
>Good thing this mud covers your lower half of your body.
"I know I shouldn't be thinking this, it's very unlike me."
>Both your hooves disappear below the mud.
>You feel your face getting hot.
"I haven't felt this strongly about somepo- er, someone in a while."
>"You said that about the last guy you met."
"But this one is different!"
>"You also said that."
"Trust me, I always knew going after those high class nobles wasn't what I really wanted."
>You hear Fluttershy sigh.
"I always just wanted my stunning, handsome and strong stallion in shining armour."
>Must resist urge to rub self...
"And I think I found him!"
>"What do you plan to do?"
"Anon is shy, so I think I'll tease him into it. I don't want to scare him."
>"Why not just tell him?"
"I can tell Anon is a little," You think of the right words to use, "unsure."
>"Unsure?"
"I'm not sure he realizes just how attractive he is. I need to tease him into it."
>You wriggle a hoof forward through the mud.
"Set the bait, get the hook."
>You sink the hoof into the mud.
"Then pull!" You quickly raise your hoof up in the air, unknowingly splashing Fluttershy with mud, "and he'll be all mine!"
>You squee.
"Oooh, I just can't wait!"
>You take off the cucumbers, and notice the muck covered Fluttershy.
"Dear, you do know you're not supposed to dip in the mud, right?"
>Fluttershy sighs.
>You step out of the tub.
"I need to get ready. I have just the perfect attire to make sure he'll be all over me."
>"I need quieter friends." Fluttershy whispers.
"What was that dear?"
>"N-nothing, just that I need to clean up."
>Now that she mentions it, you're still covered in mud as well.
>Guess you have to clean up too.
>Soon anon, soon.
 
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>You are Anonymous once more.
>It's the next day, and you're ready to set out for the gym.
>It's time for your personal training with Rarity.
>You can't tell what she's planning.
>Unfortunately for you, you're a curious person, you can't help but go.
>Also, Spitfire would never let you live it down if you didn't go.
>Alas, it twas fate.
>M'lady.
>No, you put those days behind you.
>This experience with Rarity is just another way to get more fit, right?
>Wait, will it be yoga?
>Shit, you forgot to ask.
>Regardless, you have to go anyway.
>You step outside and lock your door.
>Not that you have anything of worth to steal.
>You take the brisk walk to the gym, still thinking heavily.
>You know it's a long shot, but you could try to impress Rarity.
>You have improved your body a bit.
>Who knows, maybe she'll even like you a bit?
>But you doubt it.
>You arrive at the front doors.
>You gulp, open the door and step through...
...
>Your tension was for nothing, you're not at the room yet.
>Just in the main room.
>You take the even brisker and shorter walk to where Rarity said you'd meet.
>Okay, this time for real.
>You gulp even harder, open the door...
...
>It's locked.
>Guess Rarity isn't here yet.
>Shit.
>Fuck.
>Goddamnit.
>Now you look like an idiot.
>This isn't going well.
>Ponies are watching you.
>Quick, act natural.
>You strike a pose.
>Pic related. http://masspictures.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1134043-arnold-schwarzenegger1.jpg
>Ponies blush and turn their heads away.
>Obviously embarrassed for you.
>Still, the distraction worked.
>"Oh, Anonymous, you're already here."
>"Mind stepping aside to allow me access to the door?"
>You look down.
>Rarity.
>Shit, play it cool.
"Sup?"
>Like ice.
>"Ha, well 'sup' to you too, Anonymous." She giggles.
>You can't tell if that's mocking or not.
>Play it safe, don't say anything.
>It works, she opens the door.
>She steps inside and turns on the lights.
>This is the first time you get a good look at what she's wearing.
>God help you, you didn't wear tight concealing pants.
 
END OF PART 2 OF THING I STARTED 2 WEEKS AGO