Title:           Dildo Fight
Author:          thegeman
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yLcbukA8
First Edit:      Sunday 31st of May 2015 02:02:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 31st of May 2015 03:59:21 PM CDT

Based of PastaFromSpace's story, whatever I want: http://pastebin.com/u/PastaFromSpace
>You are Cadance, business owner extraordinaire.
>A beautiful face and body, and your tank top compliments your sizeable breasts, and miniskirt your thick thighs.
>At least you would be ‘extraordinaire’, if it wasn’t for… her.
>Luckily, everything seems to be completely normal today, with a lot of customers buying a bunch of lewd clothing and toys.
>It makes you feel better every time you think about the kinky sex being done because of you.
>You wipe a tear from your eye as you reminiscence about it.
>God bless America.
>A hand disappears below the counter, and you start to-
>”Cadance!”
>Who dares interrupt you from thinking about the -b--e---s-t- ONLY country in the world?
>”You!” You shout, as you see the culprit.
>”Me!” The culprit shouts.
>Before you stands Chrysalis, your competitor ever since you started your business.
>She’s wearing a black shirt showing off her midriff, and she wears dark blue jeans.
>You flip over the counter, and stretch out your arm to point at her.
>”You are not welcome in this store!”
>She points back.
>”You are not welcome in this mall!” She grabs a heel and throws it at you, which you dodge by ducking.
>You grab a 12 inch floppy blue horse dildo, complete with balls and fake cum off the shelf and point it at her.
>It instead droops downwards, but you get the point.
>She snags a red and white one, a floppy 11 inch misc animal dildo with extra tiny pleasure barbs on it and grips it hard by the shaft with both hands.
>A metre from the entrance of the store, on opposite sides, you have your stand off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
or:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
>”This mall isn’t big enough for the two of us.” You say.
>”With an ass as big as yours, that’s not surprising.” She spits back.
>”Oh it’s on now!”
>Your high pitched battle scream deafens any nearby as you run at her, your dildo flopping around wildly.
>Chrysalis ducks as you swing your equine shaft at her head, and she uses this opening to bat you in the side.
>You back up, clenching your side.
>Chrysalis twirls the dildo in one hand while smirking.
>”Don’t take me lightly, I’m a black belt in fuck-fu.”
>”More like fuck you!” You retort, as you charge again.
>While charging, you grab black panties off a hanger.
>With two hands, you slam the lingerie over her head, giving her a panty mask.
>While she’s confused, you uppercut her with the dildo, knocking her back into the wall, vibrator eggs and bondage equipment falling on her head.
>Her eyes are filled with fury.
>”Mind if I take off the mask?” She says, rage in her voice.
>”I’d be extremely painful.” You say.
>”You’re a big girl.”
>”For you.”
>She dashes and you, and the adrenaline gives you a boost as you jump up, giving her a faceful of your muff.
>She claws at the air in confusion as you push her back to the ground, slamming her head against the floor and your crotch.
>With a surprising amount of flexibility, she kicks you off her, sending you forward.
>Making some kind of comment about fish, she stands up, and you meet her.
>”Mad?” You say.
>”Perhaps I’m wondering why you would smack me with a dildo before shoving your vag in my face.”
>”Who are you, really?” You ask
>”It doesn’t matter who I am. What really matters is my plan.”
>”Oh really? And what’s the next step in your master plan?”
>”Destroying this store… with no survivors!” She says, ripping the panty mask off.
>A random customer coming out of the change room hears that as they walk out.
>”...What?”
>You pay them no mind as both you a Chrysalis ready your rubber meat dogs.
>In great measures, anxiety and anticipation fills your mind as you have a stare off, but you hold steadfast.
>This magnificent horse cock was hand crafted for this purpose (probably) and you’re not about to let it go to a pitiful waste.
>With great haste you charged at each other, and time seemed to slow down for a moment.
>Everyone around you, in this store in other stores could sense it, that a large and glorious dildo was about to be put to use, and you yourself had never held anything like this.
>As you were ready to swing your cumbersome cock, everyone in the mall collectively clenched their buttholes, nearly creating a black hole.
>Chrysalis raised her dildo a little too high, and a little too shakily, and you saw your opportunity, and swung.
>Silence took hold of the world as your equine erection made it’s mark, seemingly shattering the fabric of reality, time and space itself.
>Time returned to normal as Chrysalis recoiled, shocked.
>Your moment of euphoria came to an end as she quickly recovered and came at you.
>Weak.
>Your floppy wild willies clashed and made resounding, echoing slapping noises with each hit.
>They twirled around each other with every blow, each swing opposite to the others, no side gaining the edge.
>You grabbed the pony pole by its ends, Chrysalis doing the same, and lunged at each other.
>They clashed, pushing against each other, and your faces were right in front of each other, teeth clenched and brows furrowed.
>”I won’t let you have my store!” You yell.
>Chrysalis pushes you off and swings, hitting you in the left shoulder, spinning you around and making you land on the display table.
>She pushes you down on your back and runs as she slides you across the table, covering you in various lewd clothing, candy underwear, vibrators, and various other things.
>Reaching the end, the momentum ends up sending you out the door and sliding halfway across the mall hallway to the other store, knocking a small child over.
>The mother wearing sunglasses and a sundress looks unconcerned.
>Chrysalis walks over to in a fast pace, and she’s almost upon you as you sit up and, whipping your glorious stallion shlong into position, you spray fake cum in her face.
>”Mommy, what’s that thing?” The kid says, pointing to your blue bronco buddy.
>The mother slowly takes off her glasses, and whispers, “Our new family heirloom.”
>Chrysalis wipes the cum off quickly, but it gives you enough time to stand up and ready your weapon.
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>You charge at her, but she parrys your blow and kicks you to the side, now facing down the mall hallway.
>Slapping noises fill the mall as your steed stiffy’s collide with each other, Chrysalis in control of the fight as she pushes you back.
>You turn around and quickly jump on a green bench, getting into a stance.
>”Chrysalis, you have no hope of winning now! I have the high ground!”
>She pushes the bench with her foot, sliding it across the floor and sending you crashing towards the ground.
>She tries to slam her penis pistol on your head, but you roll out of the way.
>You stand back up, and she’s already on you.
>Blow after blow, she continues to show her skill as she pushes you back.
>A nearby black father with a baby in a stroller walks by, and you jump back to reach it into the stroller and whip the baby at her.
>Chrysalis slams the baby with her pony pole, parrying it, sending it flying away.
>The black man doesn’t seem mad, he seems giddy with happiness, fist bumping the two of you.
>”I don’t gotta deal with dat little shitbag no mo.” He says, before walking off with your wallet.
>Wait a minute…
>Chrysalis japs her colt cannon into your stomach, sending you flying back into the main mall room.
>It’s a large circular room that acts as a 4 way intersection, with a big map of the city on the ground.
>You shakily stand up, and ready your weapon again.
>Sunlight shines down on you and the increasing crowd from the glass ceiling above.
>”This is your final stand, there’s nowhere to run.” Chrysalis states.
>”I’ll have you know there are plenty of places to run!”
>Chrysalis swings at you, but you were ready.
>You successfully parry her blow, and swing at her face.
>Time slows down once again.
>You see her eyes go from your face down to her lower left, and her mouth clenches as she knows what’s to come.
>The faces of those watching lit in surprise, their jaws dropping in astonishment as the dildo connects.
>The slapping noise echoes throughout the whole mall as the colt cawk connect with her left cheek.
>Her face turns with the hit, her cheeks smushing, spit and debris flying from her mouth.
>You can see the droplets of spit fly across the room, creating a fine mist of utter humiliation.
>Utter joy of such a direct hit fills you, and you can’t help but give a maniacal smile as she drops to the floor.
>Time returns to normal.
>”Aha! Take that bitch!”
>Chrysalis suddenly jumps up and swings up, much to your surprise, and she knocks your glorious blue billy bob boy up high into the air, into the glass ceiling.
>The black bitch tackles you to the ground as light shards fall down, cutting her but not deterring her from holding the dildo tight against your throat.
>You grab her arms and try to pull her off, but there’s too much weight on it.
>”How does it feel? To lose everything you know and love?”
>You try to choke out a response, but fail.
>”HUH?!” She says, putting more pressure on you, ”You have to go what I went through, and suffer something even worse than what I went through.”
>Her eyes widen and pupils shrink, grinning wildly.
>”Getting choked out by my giant red di-” She screams, before getting batted in the head with something wet and black.
>The slap that was heard stayed in the minds of every bystander there, for the rest of their lives.
>Chrysalis gets knocked out cold, and falls to the side.
>Standing above you is your favourite and most loyal customer, Rarity.
>She holds your custom ordered 18 inch black schlong with automatic lubing powers, straight from peru.
>It revolutionized dildos as we know it.
>She extends an arm out to you, which you graciously accept.
>After she helps you up, you stand over the unconscious form of Chrysalis.
>”What do we do with her?” Rarity asks.
>”Something I should have done last time.” You say.
>You kneel down, but something stops you.
>”Nah brotha, I got this.” Says the same black man as before.
>He casually stabs her in the chest multiple times with a pocket knife before rummaging through her jeans, and then running away.
>”Well…” You say, “Alls well that ends well, right?”
>”You got that right!” Rarity says.
>You both laugh a hearty laugh, soon followed by everyone else watching.
>You were both promptly arrested for the assisted murder of an adult woman and baby.
>Fin.