Title: Anon Lifts Part 2 Author: thegeman Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/D4ratnhr First Edit: Wednesday 12th of November 2014 05:53:42 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Wednesday 12th of November 2014 06:01:08 PM CDT Character count: 21340 >You are Anonymous once again. >That's your name, don't wear it out >You are currently sitting on a bench in the warm-up room >You redressed into clean clothes >You put on your extra tight pair of shorts specially for this challenge issued to you >There is only one problem >You are currently waiting for Pinkie and Rarity to return with their other friends >You glance at the clock for the tenth time and figure if you're going to wait, you might as well exercise. >Packing up and leaving, you meet up with a familiar green mint coloured pony at the entrance. >"You finished with this room?" "Yeah, go ahead Lyra." >She gives a big smile >"Thanks Anon!" And she playfully hugs your leg >Cute >Entering back into the main gym, you scan the white brick room for something to do >The gym had many different types of machines, weights and such to use >Barbells and Dumbells, Inflatable and Medicine exercise balls, Dipping bars, etc >You wonder how the ponies even use some of these >"Hey, Anon!" >You turn to find not Pinkie and Rarity, but some pony with an orange coat and white hair "Do I know you?" >"I'm Trick Fist, I overheard some ponies that were talking about how strong you look." >Trick Fist? >Fist? >How about we test that out?" >Great, more challenges >But you're not one to turn down a challenge >It'll also be a good test of strength "Test it out on what?" >"The pull down machine right over there." He points with a hoof >You follow him to the equipment in question >Pic related http://www.gymsource.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/650x650/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/P/A/PAR-FS-LatPulldown-1_2.jpg >He puts the weight too two from the maximum, then sits on the bench >His hoofs reach up and grab onto the handle >He pushes down with all his little might >"HHHHHNNNRRRRGGGGHHHH" >His face contorts as he strains to push it all the way down >His face turns red through his coat, and his breathing gets rapid as he continuesly moves his hoofs up and down >Eventually, he finishes and gets off the bench >"Let's see you b-beat that." The orange pony said, out of breath >It must have weighed a lot for him. >You have used these before, but never in this gym, or Equestria in general >You sit on the bench, back straight and feet flat on the floor >Well, flat as they can go >The bench is so close to the ground you're practically in the fetal position >And even sitting, your head is above the machine itself "Well this isn't going to work." >"What do you mean?" >You get off the machine, and in the process slightly move it >Oh, it's not attached to the floor >Interesting. >"What? Can't do it?" "Hold on a minute, keep your fur on." >Curious to see if what you're thinking would work, you squat down and grab the arm and base of the machine >You stand up, and with a grunt you lift it right off the ground "Hey, this isn't that heavy." >You could easily do what that orange pony did >Speaking of which, you see him staring at you, mouth agape >You also notice many other ponies stopping what they were doing to look at you >Keeping eye contact with the ponies, you slowly put down the machine >You rub the back of your head in embarrasement, and hear several splashes >The gym has a leaking problem? >This place needs a renovation >You slowly back up, then break off into a sprint into another part of the gym >They must have thought you looked like a monster >Damn, that was near the entrance too >You're going to have a wait until closing time to leave now >Not like you can leave anyway >Why are they taking so long? >Regardless, you decide to walk around and see what you can exercise with >All the good exercise machines that you can use are taken >And most of them aren't even using them right >A pegasus has their back legs wrapped around the chin-up bar so that they're upside down >And then they're spinning their body in circles >You can clearly see them smiling too, as if they know what they're doing >A unicorn on a barbell has only their back legs on it, is on the opposite side of where they lift the barbells, and it doing some sort of weird planking thing >They're not even doing any kind of pushup, they're just kind of sit standing there motionless with their front legs holding up their upper body, stiff as a board. >One is using the leg press machine with their head >Their >Fucking >Head >Goodbye spine >And skull >Another is sleeping on the inflatable exercise ball >Absolutely disgusting >You're just about to lose faith in this gym when you hear a familiar voice >"NONNY" >This time you were ready >You brace yourself as a pink blur smashes into you >It was like she was shot out of a cannon >You start falling back, but you swings your hands forward and gain your balance >nottoday.jpeg >She attached herself to your body, her hoofs wrapping around your chest >This time you didn't attract any attention, everyone else focused up in their own exercises >This is going a lot better than last time >"Well, you two look positively adorable with each other" A mocking voice comments >Fucking Rainbow Dash >You see the whole posey walk up to you >Rarity, Rainbow, Flutters, Twilight, Applejack >You feel as if someone whispered in your ear 'unoriginality' >Stupid ghosts, you don't even belong here >"Oh, I'm so excited for this!" Twilight squees as she clops her hooves against the matted floor >"I wonder if you're stronger than Mr. Bear?" >"Ah'd say he could lift less than Big Mac with a broken hoof." >They seem so conflicted about this >Mom and Dad, please stop fighting >Pinkie slowly slides off your body until she hit the floor >She smiles and stifles a giggle >"Oops, I fell on my rump." >Bad horse >Imagine if she acted like that all the time around you? >Dirty dirty horse. "So what took you guys so long?" >"First of all, girls, not guys, and we had to take the time to explain the situation before they agreed to come with us" Rarity explained "That was a lot more simple than I expected." >"Anonymous, please have more faith in me that I wouldn't purposely make a gentleman wait." >So posh. >Shouldn't it be the other way around? >Save it for the other general m8 >"Ah reckon we should get going." "Right, the bet. How much did Rarity tell you about it?" >"Alright girls, please follow me." >Hypocrite >Rarity starts walking and everyone including you follow behind "You seem to know this place fairly well." >"I'm actually a fitness teacher here on my free days." >You learn something new everyday >You all stop for a moment to let a group of playing colts hop by on exercise balls >God damn parents not watching their kids >Wait, you never got an answer to your question >You turn your head to face the rest of the main 6 "So, how much did Rarity and Pinkie tell you about the bet?" >"Oh wow Rarity, I didn't know that! What do you teach ponies here?" >Pinkie just cut you off! >They're avoiding the question >Why are they avoiding the question? >"I teach ponies about proper form, and gym etiquette." >You look at the pony who was previously using the leg press with their head, now laying limp on the floor >She's fucking useless at teaching >"How often do you teach here?" Twilight asks >Glad someone else is speaking for once >"I'd say once every month, give or take." >That makes sense, I guess she isn't a fake >The paramedics seem to have arrived >Turns out the pony that was using the leg press had survived >The paramedics took him out as he was mumbling something about getting swole >Pour soul >Heh >Rainbow dash starts flying next to you >"So Pinkie was telling me about your change." "My change?" >"Yeah, you know," Rainbow said as she poked your chest, "Your muscles." >Is it really that much of a surprise to everyone? "There's not much to say about it, I've just been working out pretty hard lately." >"My ass that's all it is, you're built like a rock." She says as she pokes your chest some more >You blush at that remark "I'm not quite that muscular, you're just exaggerating." >Rainbow Dash smiles >"Don't try to hide anything from me Anon!" She says as she starts poking you more aggressively >You quicken your pace to get away from the Rainbow horses assault of pokes >"You can't run from me Anon!" >God damn, how far away is this weight set? >"Darlings, we're here." >Oh >You walk over to the bar rack and grab a suitable bar >You lay in on the ground in front of the ponies "Alright, 4 of you, get on." >Everyone but Rarity races for the bar >Rainbow gets there first, and sits in the middle >Pinkie jumps and tackles Rainbow, now in the middle with her >Twilight tactically flashes everyone and gets on the end >Fluttershy, while blinded, accidentally stumbles onto the other end of the bar >Applejack, not so lucky, accidentally smashes into a wall >"The lucky volunteers have been chosen." Rarity says >Applejack, after gaining back her eyesight, turns to Rarity. >"No fair! They cheated!" >"Snooze ya lose Jacky!" Pinkie says >Applejack, defeated, sits a couple feet away from the bar >You look over the ponies on the bar and instantly see a problem, but ignore it. "Alright, let's test this out." >You squat down and grab the bar that's free from pony butt, and quickly lift it up to your shoulders >In the sudden movement, all of them fall off the bar and onto the floor except for Rainbow, who catches herself mid-air. "I kind of saw this coming." >"Smooth moves Anon." Rainbow says. "How was this my fault?" >"Dear, you did say you saw this coming." >Shit, they got you there "So how is this going to work?" >You hope they take the bait >"I think I have an idea." Twilight says. >Hell yeah, subject officially changed >"If you get into your standing position, then we can get Rainbow and Fluttershy to lift us onto the bar." "That's a terrible idea." >"But if they set me and Pinkie in the middle, and they sit on the ends at the same time, it would be perfectly balanced." "I'm pretty sure that's not a good idea." >"Oh that's fine dear, don't do it if you want to forfeit." Rarity says smugly >Feck "Fine, let's just get this over with." >Frustrated, you take off your shirt and throw it to the side >Don't want to get it ruined with sweat >Just in case right? *SPLASH* >I should get this manager a plumbers number >Gotta fix this leak problem >"Oh my Celestia, what other secrets are you hiding from me?" >You look at the ponies standing next to you >You don't know who said it >Rainbow is biting her lip, Twilight rapidily taking notes, Fluttershy is hiding behind her hair, Rarity is fanning herself, Pinkie is hopping up and down really fast, and Applejack is bleeding through her nose. >"M-Muh apple!" >That can't be good >A short while later, they all return to normal >This has been a strange day >You get into standing position, place the bar behind your head on your shoulders, and Rainbow and Fluttershy grab Twilight >They place Twilight directly behind your head, laying on the length of the bar >You don't feel much weight added >"That looks like a fun spot to be!" >Pinkie briskly jumps up onto your head to the pole on top of Twilight >And by that, you mean she rockets up you and kicks you in face >God damnit Pinkie >She lays on top of Twilight opposite horizontally to her. >Face on butt, butt on face. >Sucks to be Twilight >Strangely, she doesn't object. >You start to feel it a bit >They're small, and they don't weigh nearly as much as ponies from your world, but they aren't exactly light >Still though, four can't be that bad >Fluttershy and Rainbow fly to opposite ends of the bar, Fluttershy on your right and Rainbow on your left >Suprisingly, they sit on the bar completely synchronized >And surprisingly, they weight a lot >It weighs as much as an average barbell though, nothing you can't handle. "Hah? Is that it?" >"Well, you lasted the first part. Surprising." >Asshole fitness Rarity is showing >Wait, what? "Wait, what? First part?" >"Of course Nonny, you have to do 200 squats now." "That wasn't apart of the deal!" >"Did you think all you'd have to do is hold 4 ponies? There has to be an actual challenge." >Rarity has you there, you did think it was a little easy "No, it doesn't work like that!" >"Oh I see, you can't do it?" >Rainbow you fucking shit >"I guess we wasted our time on a all talk no show kind of guy." "God damnit, fine!" >Rarity smiles >"Thank you Rainbow" >That asshole can really push your buttons >This is bad, you've done squats with a barbell before, but never 200 of them >Then again, you haven't tried in a while >This could be your chance to put your muscles to the test >"Anon? Would you like to start?" >You don't have time for your thoughts it seems "I'm not planning to lose this bet." >Rarity smiles again. >"Things don't always go according to plan." >You grunt, and start the first squat. "1." >You've made a terrible mistake >You tight shorts make a visible bulge when you squat down >You hope no one notices >That would be too embarrasing. "2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10," >"Woohoo, go Nonny!" >You're glad you get some support. "11, 12, 13, 14, 15," >"Hey, look at his muscles bulging." Rainbow points out. >Just ignore it. "16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30" "Heh, you might as well give up now." >"Wouldn't bother me any if I did~" Rarity replies >She's trying to throw you off >She won't get any tricks off on you >"Silly Anon, trix are for kids, why would you have any?" >Wot "31, 32, 33, 34, 35" >"W-wow, it feels like i'm flying" You hear from fluttershy "Yeah, if only there was a way to do that, huh?" >Sarcasm wins again >Gotta focus on my set or I'll never finish it "36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50" >"Just a quarter of the way Anonymous, don't give up yet." >Thanks Twili- >"Or do, because winning the bet would be so fun!" >Oh, okay. >Now you're mad. >ADRENALINE RUSH "51, 52, 53... 70, 71, 72, 73" ELIPSES OH SHI- >"RiggityRa-" "No." >No. "74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85." >You're starting to sweat quite a bit >Rarity brings up a moist towel to your forehead and wipes off the sweat "Why are you h-helping me?" >Shit, you're running out of breath >She brings up a water bottle to your mouth, and you take a sip >"We did bring up this 200 squatting thing out of nowhere, so it's only fair." >At least they admit it. "Thanks." >She winks >"No problem" "86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100!" >"Congratulations, half way there! You're doing very well." >Shit, for a moment there you thought you were done >This is a Twilotta shit >200 squats is insane >You're still doing better than you thought >You notice Twilight starting to rub her legs against the pole back and forth >"Really well, unf!~" >From 110, to 120, to 130, you start sweating really aggressively >You're making constant grunts and are breathing heavily "C-come on, gotta give it my all" >You notice every time you grunt Rarity flushes red >You look and see it happens to your passengers as well >You look down and see nothing >Where'd Applejack go? >Glancing around, you see a blond tail sticking out from behind a pillar >Various grunts and moans are coming from there as well "Applejack, wh-hatcha doin?" >"EXERCISING!" >Explains all the liquid "140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145" >Rarity appears to be bouncing on your water bottle, while staring between your legs >Oh shit, she may have noticed your bulge >That's awkward >wouldn't bouncing on a water bottle would be very uncomfortable >You feel liquid dripping on your neck >It feels thicker than sweat >You look up, and notice something weird >Both Rainbow and Fluttershy have changed positions >They used to be sitting facing the same way as you, but now they're sitting facing you, with the pole between they're legs >They are going back and forth on the pole >"We're keeping a constant balance." Rainbow says, and ends with a toothy smile >Is that how it works? >You don't want to fight it right now anyway >Twilight is also rubbing against the pole with closed eyes, but that's nothing new >What is new, is Twilights horn seems to be missing! >At least that's what it looks like, because Pinkie is sitting on where it should be >I doubt Twilight stabbed her, there's no blood "Twilight, you're horn is gone." >"Rest in p-piece, it's g-gone to a better place." Pinkie mumbles >Twilight suddenly jerks her head up and makes Pinkie gasp in what you think is surprise >"Aa-ah! A much better place!~" >You have to finish this soon, I think they're getting heat stroke >Why else would they be acting so weird? "146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160" >"Oh Anon! You're so good at this!" "I practice a lot." >"A-ah, I can tell" "161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170" "I think I know why you guys love this so much." >"What?" Rarity sits up from shock "You guys love a hard work out, right?" >"O-oh." Rarity relaxes "You love the idea of me working this pole." >"Mhm, very much~." "171, 172, 173, 174, 175" "You like the thought of being my objects for personal use" >They do seem to enjoy being my weights. >"Yes, we all want to be yours." "176, 177, 178, 179, 180." >You strain at the last one, grunting quite audibly "HHHHaaah! You love seeing me strain to please you!" >They really like to watch me exercise, I don't want to disapoint them >"Anon, nothing gets by you does it?" "181, 182" >"How hard will you try to please us?" >She's bouncing on that water bottle even harder "I'll keep trying to please you until I pass out!" >I might at this rate, she hasn't given me water in a while "W-Water?" >"Oh you kinky dog~" >Before you can question that, she stops bouncing and with a moan removes the water bottle from under here and magics it to your lips >The second your come in contact with the tip, you taste something strange >Whatever, you need the sweet life nectar that is water >After a couple sips, you feel rejuvinated once more >She places the water bottle behind her again and starts bouncing "183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190" >You start moaning in muscle pain "Aaaugh! I'm so close!" >"S-so am I!" >Silly Rainbow, you aren't the one lifting >"P-please go faster." "I'll go as fast as I can Fluttershy." >She meeps >Cute "191, 192" >Your muscles groan in protest "193, 194" >Your muscles feel aflame >"Almost there Nonny! You're so amazing!" "195, 196" >"This scientific investigation is a complete success. I hope more are this fun." "197, 198" >Holy shit you can do it "199" >"SO CLOSE! AAHhh~" >Rainbow is panting pretty hard "Get ready to lose the bet!" >You summon your last bit of strength "TWO HUNDRED!" >Unfortunately, your shorts had taken one too many squats >They rip in half, displaying your junk for all to see >Right in the middle of your last squat, muscles bulging and sweat covering your body >You then feel a splash come from above you that absolutely showers you in slippery liquid >The water bottle Rarity was bouncing on must have broken, because a bunch of liquid shot out from her too >The sheer amount of liquid makes you lose your balance and you trip >You fall flat on your ass and let go of the bar >The ponies fall off and roll on the ground in a spasm >They seriously need to fix that leaking problem >Can you sue? >You should sue. >"Wahaahaa! You won the bet!" "Just barely." >"Well, a deals a deal. Pinkie, get up. We have a wager to fulfill." >That's the first bet you've even won >Ma would be so proud >Applejack staggers back from the pillar she was exercising behind with a tired but happy look on her face >"That made me one happy mare. Here ya'll go Anon, ya won." >"W-wait! Applejack, don't! >She hands you a bag >A bag full of bits >20 bits. >You remember your first bet idea >You stare accusingly at Rarity "There was a reason you avoided my question earlier, isn't there?" >She attempts speech, but no words come out >She knows she messed up >"Anon, you won the bet!" >Twilight, done her spasm, walks up to you and hands you a bag of bits >Then Fluttershy >Then Rainbow, with a wink >"We should do this again Anon." >The other ponies leave leaving only you, Rarity and Pinkie together. >You look between the two of them "You didn't tell them what the actual wager was? >They continue to stand there, avoiding eye contact "Why?" >"We," Rarity pauses, "We didn't want to share you." "Too share me?" >"You're really handsome and sexy you know." >You're handsome? And sexy? "What are you talking about?" >"Did you really not notice all the attention you were getting?" >You think back to all your previous encounters today >It hits you like a brick >Of course! "Like when Lyra hugged my leg!" >How could you have missed something so obvious? "But that's the only thing." >"You're blind as a bat." >You stare at the bits in your hand for a brief moment >Now you know they think your attractive >Really attractive >You gain a confidence boost from learning this fact >And come up with the perfect plan "Is that anyway to talk," You put your face in front of Raritys and smirk, "Too your new master?" >Rarity looks shocked, and Pinkie chimes in >"M-master?" "You didn't forget the original bet did you?" >You smile, and toss the bags in your hand up and down "You will be my servants for the next month." >You drop the bags, then pull the ponies close to you in a three-way bear hug "And too make up for your lying and your insults," You get close and whisper to them, "I'm going to have a lot of fun with you."