Title:           She's a menace! ....To your pants.... (nsfw)
Author:          superkeaton
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/kJiXtYnD
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of April 2016 07:22:30 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Wednesday 25th of May 2016 01:01:27 PM CDT

>"A-Anon!"
>That's your name
>And man do you love hearing your super girlfriend say it
>Sunset Shimmer, known to the rest of the world as Spider-Woman, had a pretty shitty day
>And being the kind, loving, boyfriend that you were, you decided that the best way to cheer her up was some good old fashioned oral pleasure
>"A-Ah~! Oh god, don't stop!"
>From the sounds of things, you made the right call
>Score one for the normal dude
>Sunset was writhing above you, face flushed and hands clinging to your head, her hair disheveled as she tossed her head back and moaned
>You kissed and licked and sucked on her sweet folds, making her hips buck and her grip force you closer
>There was something about getting down with a girl who could break you in half that was crazy hot
>You were just glad Sunny had more self control than most people
>You hear her breath hitch and her voice stutter and you know she's close
>Digging in, you pull out all the stops, attacking her pearl eagerly, making her scream
>"I-I-I'm gonna-!"
>'THWIP!'
"Mmmmmff!"
>"Omigosh, Anon, are you okay!?"
"MMM!!"
>Can't see! Can't breathe! This web tastes like fish!
>"H-Hang on!"
>A quick yank and a rip and you come back to the sight of your girlfriend, cheeks flushed, holding a torn clump of webbing and a guilty look
>"A-Are you okay!? I swear, that's never happened to me before!"
>You sigh and brush your hair out of your face before pulling Sunset into re-assuring hug
"It's cool, just... we'll add it to your list of powers."
>You grin and start counting off your fingers
"Super senses, super strength, super toughness, wall crawling, and now, super orgasms!"
>She laughs and shoves you gently, relieved that you aren't mad, before resting her head on your shoulder
>You cuddle on the couch and enjoy the comfortable, post-sex silence
"Besides it could have been worse. Could come out of your a-"
>"ANON!"