Title:           Assorted bits of stuff and such
Author:          shukaku20
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KLjDiAeF
First Edit:      Thursday 7th of June 2012 07:15:32 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 7th of June 2012 07:15:32 PM CDT

>Be day 233 in Equestria
>Be almost 200 days since Fluttershy started trying to guess your fetish to get you to fuck her.
>Every day now, she comes and trys.
>They have begun getting more and more farfetched, and you have said no each time.
>Today is no different, and you hear her knocking on your door.
>Opening the door, there is fluttershy with a piece of paper with Derpys face on it over her face.
"Fluttersy, do you want me to tell you my fetish?"
>She emits a rather lod for her Squeee and jumps up into your arms, saying "Yes! Yes! Pleeeeaaasssseeee"
"My fetish is"
>"Yes!"
"Its"
>"Yes!!"
"It is"
>"Just tell me already!"
"My fetish is girls who try to guess my fetish"
>Fluttershys jaw drops before she stutters out
>"But... All those... All those times...And"
"You always left right after I said that whatever fetish it was wasn't my fetish"
>She looks at the ground depressed.
"And each and every time you left me with a raging boner, just like what I have now."
>Fluttershy stares at your pants and your visibly bulging member.
>"Can we... I mean...You know...If you want... "
>Grinning, you carry her up to your bedroom, and spent the next few hours making hot passionate sex with her.
>Lying beside her you say
"Fluttershy, never stop trying to guess my fetish"
>"Of course love"
Smiling, you pick her up and throw her out the window.
Today was a good day.
 
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>Be day some large number in Equestria
>Be a helluva long time since Fluttershy started trying to guess your fetish to get you to fuck her.
>Every day now, she comes and trys.
>They have begun getting straight up stupid.
>Today seems no different, and you hear her knocking on your door.
>Opening the door, there is Fluttershy.
>"I give up. I cant guess your fetish, so Im goign to stop."
"Fluttersy, do you want me to tell you my fetish?"
>She emits a rather lod for her Squeee and jumps up and down, saying "Yes! Yes! Pleeeeaaasssseeee"
"My fetish is girls who try to guess my fetish"
>Fluttershys jaw drops before she stutters out
>"But... All those... All those times...And"
"You always left right after I said that whatever fetish it was wasn't my fetish"
>She looks at the ground depressed.
"And each and every time you left me with a raging boner."
>"Can we... I mean...You know...If you want... "
"Nope, you stopped trying to guess, so you are no longer fufilling my fetish."
Smiling, you pick her up and throw her out the window.
Today was a good day.