Title:           Jananon 3
Author:          shrimpasta
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/DgGvX7Da
First Edit:      Wednesday 18th of February 2015 11:59:51 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 18th of February 2015 11:59:51 PM CDT

>You're walking around what looks like space
>There are glowing specs all around you
>Stars and galaxies are in the distance
>You don't even know what you're walking on
>Invisible sidewalk?
>Wherever you are, it really echos
aaayyyy
>ayyyyy
>ayyyy
>ayy
>Would've kept doing it too
>if not for some huge dagger falling form space and shattering the dream
>Your eyes open to the usual
>Blue walls, a clothes rack, two bookshelves with random reading material you've found lying about and a rope ladder to the door
>Some of the books you've found were thrown into the laundry chute
>Those ones were probably supposed to be thrown away
>One of them is filled with runes and diagrams of lovecraftian monsters
>You haven't tried anything in there yet
>You've been busy making the bed frame
>It's taken you months to get everything just right
>Hell, you put the bed in just last week
>You're the most proud of that piece
>You made it out of old chairs and discarded tapestries
>Made for a sick quilt
>You stretch and put on your work clothes (White and blue button up with gold pinstripes and matching slacks)
>As you do you think to yourself
>Will that one mare still come in for work?
>You hope she does
>Then you can make her do all your work for you
>You would have to keep an eye on her though
>...
>Should be fun
>You head out to the staff keeper's office
>On your way, a lot of guards pass by you
>Training day?
>Whatever
>You got a paycheck to earn
>After passing a few dozen more guards, you reach your destination
>Lo and behold, Silver lining is waiting int there with Velvet Ribbon
>She sees you before your boss does
>Her eyes go wide, and she stiffens up
>You put a finger to your mouth
"Good morning Anonymous"
>She says before turning around
"I need you to teach her how to do everything you do. She will take over for you on your vacation days"
>Vacation days?
>VACATION DAYS??
I have vacation days?!
"You do now. 2 months worth in total"
>You got a promotion!
>Fuckin win!
>All you have to do is make sure Silver does her job
>Vacation days, here you come
>After a word with Velvet, you walk towards the laundry room
>Silver lining is in tow
"Aren't you going to get rid of me? I did try to poison the princess..."
>She does a cute little shuffle
Not as long as you keep this job I won't
>If she's gone, your vacation days are gone
"Oh, thank you thank you! I wont disappoint you!"
>She seems really eager to not get into trouble
>You suppose you should get some more information on her just in case she runs off
So, who sent you to do it?
>She doesn't even blink
Edge Lord. He's the head of the assassins league
>The whut
Assassins league? Isn't that a lifetime commitment?
>She fidgets a little
"Well, when you shot me, my cyanide pill fell out of my mouth before I could swallow it"
So?
"Well technically it counts as you saving my life, and I'm in your debt"
"While I was lying on the floor I decided to leave the league. They wouldn't let me, a failure back in anyway"
>Dawww, she looks so cute
>You hardly listen to her
>She just looks adorable going over her life story
>You were spacing out and almost didn't see the door to the laundry room closed
Here we are. The room where all the magic happens
>You joke, and walk in
>You start your lecture
First sort the laundry by type. Silkin one pile, hoof-made in another,...
>As you explain the sorting process, she's listening intently
Ok, now show me exactly what I just told you
>She nods her head and jumps straight to work
>You pull out your camping chair and take a seat
>Sorting clothes only takes about an hour
"All done!"
>She exclaims, with eight piles of sorted sheets, clothes, and... lingerie...
>Well, the pony equivalent at least
>Looks like somepony had an adventurous night
Ok. each pile goes in its own machine
>You explain to her the settings for each type to be washed
>She does exactly as you tell her
>She even looks like she's enjoying it
You look like you're having fun
"OH this is so much better than running errands and doing paperwork"
>Hmm
>Maybe she'll stick to this job after all
>Hooray for vacation days!
>When she's finished putting in what will fit for each pile, she turns to you
"What next?"
>You smile
Now, we wait
>You offer her today's paper
>She takes it with a smile and reads it intently
>Reminds you of that one purple horse you've seen in the library
>Damn these adorably ponies
>Always being so cute
>About an hour later, the machines finish
Now we gather all the stuff and take it outside to air dry
>You tell her as you grab the cart
>As she's halping you fill it up, she asks
"Won't ponies try to steal them?"
>You can't help but laugh
Ha! I look forward to them trying!
>You shout, waving your paintball gun in the air
>She giggles at the sight
>Almost as if she hadn't done so for a long time
Glad you left your old job, eh?
>She nods, picks up the paper, and follows you outside
>You hang up all the laundry to dry and set up your camping chair
>You make sure the gun is locked and loaded
>Triple check for spare ammunition
>Aaand all clear
>Right on cue, the first wannabe thief of the day comes flying in fast
Let the games begin!
>You shout at the sky
>The pony in question takes a turn and heads right towards you
*Splat*
>Headshot
>You glance over at Silver Lining to see her reaction
>Her eyes are open wide
Heh, shocked at my skills?
"No, that's Swift blade! He's from the league!!"
>Oh
>Dun dun duuuuuuun!
>The plot thickens
Well then
>You watch as the pony drops out of the sky
"And that's Quicksilver!"
>She exclaims as another pony comes flying towards you, way faster than Swift blade
>You take the shot, and score a hit
>But despite being paralyzed, the pony keeps sailing through the air
>As the pegasus gets closer to the ground, you realize that the still flying pony is just that
>An earth pony
>With a dagger in its mouth
>You watch in fascination as the earth pony collides head to head (head to dagger) with the pegasus
>The momentum of the pony was still going strong, and just whizzed over your head
>As he passed, you say that Swift blade had been carrying a dagger in his hoof
>It was now lodged in the neck of Quicksilver
>The pair passes over you and slams into an upper wall of the castle
>Guards swarm to the spot
>Another glance at Silver Lining confirms that she's stunned
>And by the sound of it, so are the guards
>You take the opportunity to brag
WOO! Double kill!
>You stand and shout, waving your gun in celebration
>Half the guards turn and look at you, dumbfounded
Your welcome!
>You shout back at them
>You turn back to Silver
That's how it's done
[spoiler]and the legend begins[/spoiler]