Title:           Oneshot: Sexually Suggestive Lyrics and a Monkey Suit
Author:          scrabhunter
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First Edit:      Saturday 1st of December 2012 04:51:30 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 1st of December 2012 04:51:30 AM CDT

>Day Bloodhound Gang in Equestria
>Rise an hour early just like daylight savings time
>And are in a pretty good mood today
>Shower quickly, grab some food
>Put on your monkey suit and grab your boombox
>Gonna have some fun with Fluttershy today
>You garner some looks while walking
>ZeroFucksGiven
>Today is going to be a good day
>You reach Fluttershy's cottage, and knock on the door
>She answers, confused, but lights up when she sees it's you
>You jump back, and hit the button on your stereo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
>You start dancing to the music, making suggestive faces at her
>Her nose begins to bleed, just a little
>'Anon... is this your fetish?'
>You don't answer her, but you wink while continuing to dance
>Nosebleed goes from a trickle to a flow
>As soon as you get to 'Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel', you start thrusting your hips in time with the music
>While miming grabbing two flanks and forcing them onto your cock
>NOSEBLEED MAXIMUM
>The force of the blood rushing out of her nose lifts her off the ground with the force of a rocket
*CRACK*
>She hits her head on the doorjamb, knocking her out cold
>You feel for a pulse
>Still alive
>But it looks like she's going to be out for the rest of the day
>Noice
>You plug her nose so it doesn't bleed everywhere and lay her on the couch
>You pick up the boombox and dance back home, kidnapping a midget mime on the way
>Today was a GREAT fucking day
 
*Next morning*
 
>You wake up to find dozens of crudely drawn pictures of a monkey fucking a yellow horse on your doorstep
>They're covered in drool, noseblood, and marejuice
>Careful not to touch any of them, you sweep them into the trash
>Fucking worth it