Title:           Oneshot: I'm really sorry about this one
Author:          scrabhunter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/SjJgk7DV
First Edit:      Thursday 27th of December 2012 05:16:36 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 27th of December 2012 05:16:36 PM CDT

*Day 'why would you do that' in Equestria*
 
>Wake up
>Morning routine: shit, shower, shave, etc
>Head downstairs to grab some breakfast before you start your day
>Before that, though....
>You head straight for the front door, anticipating a knock
>Sure enough, you open the door just as a yellow hoof is about to hit it
>You're getting good at this
What do you want, Fluttershy?
>She blushes, and holds up a poster
>'A-are Magic Eye posters your fetish?'
>You stare at the picture
>staaaaaaare
>Aaand, you've got it
>You pause, making sure you're seeing it correctly
>....
Fluttershy, you don't know what's on this picture, do you?
>She averts your gaze
>'Well, no, but I was told it was sexy...'
>You facepalm mentally
Magic eyes are not my fetish
>She looks down sadly
But... the picture sure is sexy
>She perks up
>'Really?  What is it?'
>TrollfaceEngage
I can't really explain it....
But... go home and search for 'goatse' on the Ponynet
>Bright eyed, she takes off for her house
>You count to ten, then put your hand up to your ear
>Faintly, yet clearly audible, you can hear the resulting shriek from Fluttershy's cottage
Well, that made my day
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
 
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