Title:           Alignment Intermission 1
Author:          scrabhunter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8eGBkyrv
First Edit:      Friday 4th of April 2014 04:14:55 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 4th of April 2014 04:14:55 AM CDT

-Emergency extra from 'The Daily Equestrian', Equestria's most trusted name in news
 
 
WARNING WARNING
 
A PUBLIC ALERT HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THE AREAS SURROUNDING THE ROYAL CASTLE AND THE ADJOINING FORESTS.
 
AS OF 11:17 THIS MORNING, A LESSER DISCORDANT NARROWLY ESCAPED FROM THE ROYAL CASTLE AFTER ATTEMPTING TO MURDER OUR VERY
 
OWN PRINCESS CELESTIA.
 
REPORTS OF THIS CREATURE INDICATE THAT IT IS ROUGHLY 18 HANDS TALL, BIPEDAL, CARNIVOROUS, AND LOOKS SIMILAR TO A SHAVED
 
GORILLA.  IT WILL ALSO HABITUALLY WEAR CLOTHING, AND IS SAID TO BE ABLE TO MIMIC SPEECH EXCEPTIONALLY WELL.
 
COMMUNITIES IN HIGH-RISK AREAS WILL BE RECEIVING ADDITIONAL SECURITY PATROLS, BUT TO ENSURE INDIVIDUAL SAFETY CITIZENS
 
ARE ADVISED TO TRAVEL IN PAIRS, AND TO STAY INDOORS AFTER DARK.  
 
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE THIS CREATURE.  IN ADDITION TO BEING A CUNNING PREDATOR, IT IS EXTREMELY HOSTILE AND MAY REACT
 
VIOLENTLY IF PROVOKED. HOWEVER, IF A CONFRONTATION IS NECESSARY, STAND YOUR GROUND, MAKE A LOT OF NOISE, AND MAKE
 
YOURSELF APPEAR TO BE LARGER THAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE.  IT SHOULD BECOME INTIMIDATED AND RUN AWAY.
 
THIS DISTURBING ANNOUNCEMENT COMES FRESH OFF THE HEELS OF THE 'SAPPHIRE ALERT' MARKING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ONE OF THE
 
TWELVE DISCORDANT TITANS.  IT IS UNCLEAR WHETHER THE TWO INCIDENTS ARE RELATED, BUT THE EQUESTRIAN MILITARY IS PURSUING
 
EVERY POTENTIAL LEAD IN TRACKING THESE CREATURES DOWN.
 
CITIZENS ARE REMINDED THAT THE TITAN IN QUESTION IS ROUGHLY 12 HANDS LONG, WITH A WINGSPAN OF 18 HANDS, AND TAKES THE
 
SHAPE OF AN ETHEREAL FISH WITH ALICORN WINGS.  IT IS THOUGHT TO BE MOSTLY HARMLESS, BUT EXTREME CAUTION IS HIGHLY
 
RECOMMENDED NONETHELESS.
 
UPON SIGHTING EITHER OF THESE CREATURES, BACK AWAY SLOWLY AND NOTIFY A SECURITY OFFICER IMMIDIATELY.  FOR YOUR OWN
 
SAFETY, DO NOT ENGAGE EITHER OF THESE CREATURES.
 
 
~PRAISE THE HEAVENS~
 
 
 
-End Report