Title:           Kid Anon and Moms
Author:          qinop
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First Edit:      Monday 29th of February 2016 12:42:43 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 6th of August 2016 10:08:04 PM CDT

"Mom! Sunny's doing it again!"
>You try to shout as best you can through the laughter, but it's too much
>You are being vanquished by Sunny and her dastardly tickling
>And all she does is laugh, loving her victory over you
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhVrX6a2LNs
 
>You are kidanon
>8 and a half years old!
>You have two moms, Purplesmart and Sunnypants
>They're both really smart and love you lots
>And you love them lots too
>When Sunny isn't DESTROYING YOU IN TICKLEFIGHTS
>She stops for a moment, giggling to herself
>You roll onto your stomach and crawl away
>But she just grabs you by your ankles and drags you back closer, gripping you by the ribs
>"Sunset!"
>Still trying to catch your breath, you look up from where you're laying, and see Purplesmart
>Oh she was showering. She's still wrapped up in a towel
>You glare at Sunnypants
>Darn her, she's good. Taking advantage of opportunities like this
>Purplemom reaches down to pick you up as Sunnyma chuckles
>"We were just playing, come on, Twi."
>Purplemom sits you on her hip and you wrap your arms around her neck
>Purplemom seems unimpressed and you stick your tongue out at Sunnyma
>Ma does the same thing
>Mom sighs and puts you on the couch, leaving you with Ma
>She mumbles something as she walks off "I didn't want two kids..."
>In horror, you watch as Mom leaves you with this monster
>Ma reaches in and grabs you by your tender ribs
>"Happy birthday, kiddo!"
>You scream out as Ma flicks her fingers across your tender skin, forcing the laughter right out of you
>You will have your revenge
>Some day
 
>Pancakes are great
>Bacon is also equally great
>"Hey, kiddo..."
>Looking up, you see Ma smiling at you
>Oh yeah, both Ma and Mom are here at the same time
>Its nice, but since they're talking together and doing gross mom stiff, you stopped paying attention
>You swallow your food before you talk like Mom likes you doing, since she's here
"Yeah, ma?"
>Ma smiles and points at your pancakes and bacon
>"Didja know that your mom and I love bacon and pancakes?"
>Blink
"Okay?"
>Ma grabs Mom's hand, and Mom's face gets darker like she does whenever they do gross mom stuff
>Ma looks to Mom and smiles different, like when shes going to make a joke
>You pull your plate away and watch her all angry like
>Not on my breakfast!
>But she just talks more, while looking at Mom
>"We used to cook them all the time before your mom got on the night shift."
>Mom closes her eyes hard like when Ma is doing something weird. "Sunny, stop, not in front of Anon..."
>Ma leans in closer and lowers her voice a little bit
>"What's wrong, you don't like... Eating bacon? Or do you like when we eat pancakes more?"
>Mom suddenly takes a deep breath
>You think she called that a gasp during vocapullary study
>But then she gives Ma that angry look she gives Ma sometimes
>She leans over and smooches Ma on the cheek, but also whispers something
>Ma chuckles and starts eating her pancakes and bacon.
>Blink
>You scoop up your pancake slice and look at Mom
>She still has that dark color in her face, but she gives you that small Mom smile
>You smile back and go to your breakfast
"You cant have pancake without bacon, duh."
>They both go "Aw." At you but you kust keep eating
>Moms are silly sometimes, but they always make good breakfast
 
>After breakfast, you sit in Mom's lap to enjoy some comics
>Mom is mostly reading them to you, and using cool voices for all the characters
>Ma is doing dishes cause Mom told her to
>"Behold, my plan now unfurls for you foolish motley crew! See how he's holding that scepter? Do you remember where that's from?"
>You stare at it for a few seconds. It looks like...
"King Umbra's sword?"
>"Very good, Anon!" She adjusts her glasses, smiling. "For someone who hates reading, you sure are good at remembering events of a story."
"Bluh."
>Mom giggles and goes back to reading
>...
"Out loud, Mom!"
>"Wah!" Mom almost jumps out of the couch
>She chuckles a bit, adjusting her glasses as you cross your arms
>"S-sorry!"
>Before you can say anything though, you both hear the doorbell
>Mom looks at you and grins. "I wonder who that could be."
>She giggles as you pull her up off of the couch and to the door
>She pulls it open with her free hand
>You point. "It's you!"
>He points. "It's you!"
>In the doorway is your chuckling uncle Shineypants and your aunt Pinkmom
>Mom leans in as usual, and hugs Shiney
>"Its so good to see you, Shiney!"
>Pink steps in, around Mom and Shiney
>This happens a lot, so you walk with her to the couch
>You jump back and ease yourself into the softness, as does she, but this time she does it a lit slower than usual
>Oh she's holding something
>Ah, a baby
>Oh wait, you remember
>You point at the little girl. "That's Flurry?"
>Pink smiles and nods. "Yes indeed, Anonymous, this is our daughter, Flurry Heart."
>Flurry stares at you
>You stare back
>She opens and closes her mouth, making popping sounds
>Whoa
>She's next leveling you!
>You stick your tongue out and wiggle it
>Pink giggles. "Are you having fun?"
>You blink and look at her
"Uh... Yeah."
>She smiles and stands up, setting Flurry down in your lap
>"Since you seem to like her so much, mind holding her while I go to the bathroom?"
>You nod, holding her
>...
>You both stare at each other
>You poke her nose, making her giggle
 
>Whoa
>That cake is HUGE
>You stand up in your chair
>You STILL can't see all the way over it!
>You lean onto the table, as Ma starts putting candles into the top of the chocolaty surface, and you can just barely see all the way over
>Shiney sets down a pair of boxes, both wrapped in hearts paper
>"You excited there, kiddo?"
>You nod
>Out of the corner of your eye, Shiney chuckles and stands aside so Pinkmom can walk into the room
>He's a big guy...
>"Well, Anon, it's almost time for cake!"
>Turning around, you watch as Mom comes in with a pair of smaller boxes and a big grin on
>She sniffles and puts the boxes onto the table so she can wipe her eyes
>Ma chuckles and wraps her arm around Mom
>Mom pulls out her phone and smiles extra wide as she points it at you. "Smile for Mommy!"
>She looks like she's gonna cry, but she smiles
>Mom does that sometimes
>Click
>Ah you forgot to smile
>Mom looks at the picture and immediately starts crying while smiling and laughing a little
>Ma carries Mom to the seat next to you, smiling
>You lean over and share a hug with Mom, and she seems to calm down as she rubs her face against your chest
>You pat Mom a few times
>Ma claps her hands together. "Who wants cake?"
>You jump out of Mom's grip immediately
"Give me a slice!"
>Ma chuckles and leans forward, hugging you from the side as she lights the candles.
>"Make a wish, baby!"
>She gives your cheek a big kiss
>Bluh
>You push at her and she chuckles, setting down a big dull knife before sitting next to you
>Make a wish
>...
>Whoosh
>"What'd you wish for, kiddo?"
>You open your mouth to answer Shiney, but then you close it
"Secret."
>He chuckles out "Say no more."
>Ma leans over and cuts up a big slice, and drops it on your plate
>Oh gosh
>This piece is HUGE
>With a roar, you grab your spoon and start devouring this cake while everyone laughs
>Click
>You look and Mom took a picture of you
>You grin at her, through your mouth full of cake and she makes a squeaking noise
>Then she takes a lot more pictures
 
>Ugh
>You're so full of cake
>Ma chuckles as she pulls the rest of the cake away from the table
>Mom wraps her arms around you and kisses your cheek
>"Are you ready for your presents?"
>Groan
>You sit up and get onto your feet, standing on your chair
>You put one finger into the air
"I am very ready for presents!"
>Which do you open first?
>"Which do you open first, Nonnie?"
>Mom, please
>Hm
>You point at the biggest box
>Shiney fist pumps and picks it up, slamming it down in front of you
>Nice, Shiney probably got you something cool
>You tear it open and reach inside...
>Oh
>My
>Gosh
>He got you SWORD
>You wield it in both hands and point it straight up.
"This is totally awesome!"
>"Sh-shiney!"
>Shiney chuckles. "Don't worry, it's wood."
>You jump off of your seat and start running around the house like Link
>Five minutes later
>Shiney is holding your sword and looks sad
>Ma can't stop giggling, and Mom looks upset
>"W-why don't you open my gift?"
"Sure..." Pinkmom's gift is smaller
>You pop it open and...
>It's a fancy red jacket
"Shiny."
>The back has a big pink heart
>You put it on
"Warm!"
>Pinkmom smiles. "Twilight helped me pick it out. I made sure we got something that had all the love we could put in for you."
>You nod and sit down, looking at Mom
>She's smiling
>You hug her and look at the other two boxes
>Ma smirks. "So, do you open the box from me, or your mother first?"
>They look the same
>You point at Mom
>Ma snickers and slides the box over
>You reach inside and
>A book
>"That's my favorite book!" Shiney shouts out
>"Mine too!" Mom cheers
>You hand her the book and she blinks.
"I have to... Open this gift."
>Ma full out starts laughing and stands up to hug Mom
>"Don't worry, Anon's just excited."
>You tear into the last box
>What
>The
>Heck
>You reach into the box and pull out a King Umbra action figure!
>He has his sword too!
>You grab your sword and start running around, excited
>You come back and grab the book too, so you have all your gifts
>This at least makes Mom a little more happy than angry
 
>This book is actually kind of cool
>It's about a knight who's trying to kill a dragon, but he needs friends to do it
>Friendship is cool
>You look over at your moms
>Mom is napping on the couch, and leaning against Ma
>Ma is reading her own book about science and stuff
>When she notices you, she smiles and puts her hands over heart in the shape of a heart
>You do the same, grinning wide
>She chuckles quietly
>The doorbell goes off and Mom snorts, waking up
>"Is she here?" Mom yawns
>Ma pats Mom and gives her a pillow
>She hugs the pillow as Ma stands up and gets the door
>In walks... Mom
>But in a labcoat
>No glasses
>She grins down at you
>Blink
"More Moms!" You throw up your hands and stand up
>You run over and hug her
>She smells like grass
"Grassmom."
>She chuckles. "W-what?"
>"Anon likes to give people nicknames."
>Grassmom nods and hugs you back. "I heard it was your birthday today!"
>You look up and nod
>Mom looks around your apartment and nods
>"Looks like I'm a little bit late, but that doesn't mean we can't still have fun!"
"Yay!"
>Mom looks at Ma, and then to Mom
>"...You both look tired."
>Ma shrugs, and Mom snores
>"We did have a long day. We were just winding down after cleaning up the party and cooking dinner
>Grassmom rubs her chin
>"Hm..."
>She reaches into her pockets and pulls out a few potatoes
>"You wanna make a potato powered deathray?"
>Wha
"Y-yeah?"
>You bob your head back and forth, like she's crazy for thinking you wouldn't
>You both run into the kitchen, and she immediately starts emptying out her pockets onto the table
>There's like a million doodads and doohickeys
>And like ten potatoes
>"Okay, we're not actually building a death ray, but we are going to build a car, a robot, and a jumping frog. Sound cool?"
>You nod
"Sounds cool, Mom."
>She smiles and hands you a pair of goggles. "Safety first. I don't want to upset your actual parents."
>You strap on and begin the science of making things out of potatoes