Title:           Dear Mama Today I got tanked, and dreamt that I was eating a mountain. I think
Author:          qinop
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First Edit:      Friday 14th of March 2014 10:40:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 14th of March 2014 10:40:22 PM CDT

Dear Mama
Today I got tanked, and dreamt that I was eating a mountain. I think there was something in my food.
We are going to meet the king soon, thanks to the bug pony. Hopefully, the king will have some way to send me home...
Although I still do not know what to do though when I get home.
(picture of a sad face) I feel lost in this strange country.