Title:           A new world a new home pt.1
Author:          notkickass222urmom
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/4vuNCK8L
First Edit:      Thursday 19th of March 2015 10:40:57 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 19th of March 2015 10:40:57 AM CDT

More attempts at riffing Andre, but with his other fic, "A New World, and a New Home":
 
>Hello, my name is Josh Carter, I am 16 years old and I lived in Washington.
 
So, you lived in Washington, but not anymore.
 
>I have blue eyes and brown hairs
 
I hope he means on his head.
 
>I was a normal teenager boy who lived his life
 
So, you’re dead.
 
>My life wasn't very nice. In school I had good marks but no friends
 
NEEEERDDD!!
 
>Everyone laughed about me because I wasn't a womanizer and yes I hadn't got the coolest clothes but is this really a reason to segregate me?
 
Being laughed at and unpopular is comparable to being segregated? What?
>My biggest hobby was
 
Masturbating!
 
>to watch the sky, the stars
 
Oh.
 
>Yes I love it. I was so glad that my parents supported me with that. My dad bought me a telescope for 1,000$. He is the best.
 
 
>One day it escalated
 
Well, that escalated quickly.
 
>My mother died on an accident, my marks become worse
X marks the spot
 
>and the pupils started to annoy me all the time
 
Some Visine should fix that.
 
 
 
 
>My life was ruined. I thought about suicidal
 
>But one day I landed on a mystery country
 
You landed on my mystery country! You owe me $100!