Title: Topiary (Garden Anon) Pt. 4 Author: noodle- Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/pJLd0Lcd First Edit: Tuesday 5th of February 2013 07:37:11 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 5th of February 2013 07:37:11 PM CDT >Day party time in Equestria. >You make skipping steps down the gentle hill of your house towards Ponyville. >MUST GET SNAZZED UP FOR MY GAL. Shut up, Anon. >Although you do want to look good for Twilight. You finally plan on making this relationship official. >A…girl-, err…marefriend. Either way, it’s still a first for you in Equestria. >She’s is just so…special. Caring, sweet… >Gorgeous. >You sprint at full speed into town; Rarity’s shop is in plain view. >Wow, those flowers really do make it look better. >Rarity answers after a few knocks. >”Oh, hello Anon. What brings you back here?” *huff*….Hi…Rarity… >You are in terrible shape. Do…can you make me something...for…party? >Rarity laughs at you, “Yes Anon…I…believe…I…can!” >Her impression of you is good. >You step inside, but are stunned to see Twilight and Fluttershy >You gulp hard as you put on a fake smile. >Twilight runs up to you, “Anon! What are you doing here?” >She can’t know you’re here to impress her with your attire. >That’d be embarrassing. Oh err…just looking out for my favorite little pony! >You give her a nudge on her shoulder. >So. Lame. >She returns one your way and snorts, “Oh Anon…I wish I could be so lucky ALL the time!” >All the time? She wants the… >Long lasting relationship. >You and Fluttershy lock eyes >”Y-your s-so lucky Twilight…” >Gleefully, “I really am, aren’t I?” >Rarity pipes up, “Well anyways Anon…I’ll get that…’thing’ you needed right away.” >Rarity takes a step back into her studio. >Thank god she kept it subtle >After a long pause, and two pairs of pony eyes staring at you. So…uh…are you guys excited about the party? >”Of course I am! Spike and I have been hanging decorations all day!” >”A-are you coming, Anonymous?”, Fluttershy looks at you desperately. Yeah, I think I could make a brief appearance…for one lucky lady. >You look at Twilight and give a half-cocked smile. >That was probably a devastating blow to Fluttershy, but you need to stand your ground. >Rarity emerges from the back room to give you a package. >She hands it off to you and whispers, “here…these should fit you just fine. Now hurry home and get ready!” >She’s such a great friend. Thanks a lot Rarity, I owe you one. >You look at everyone before you. Well ladies, I really should be getting home. I bid you all adieu. >You shoot Twilight a look before you exit Rarity’s boutique with your new clothes. So long as they’re not a sequin train wreck, you should look smashing. >Smashing. >Maybe you shouldn’t talk at the party. Or ever again. >You walk through Ponyville, reminiscing on your first time here. You were pretty popular back then. >A popular topic of gossip rather. >Then one day, everything changed. >These three little foals were trying to earn their…flank tattoos or whatever by cutting a topiary stallion in a bush near the center of town. >Kids aren’t supposed to get “inked up”. >Shut up vocabulary. >You took the shears from them and looked at a nearby male pony and tried your best to make up the shrubbery up in his image. >To everyone’s amazement, you succeeded without the help of magic. >It was the first time you were accepted into this world. >And you’ve been stuck doing that crap ever since. >You look at the overgrown stallion now. >You think of how things are different now; how you’ve adapted since then. >Just then, in a whirl of rainbow, Dash is before you…obstructing the grassy art. >”Anon! Man I haven’t seen you in a while! What’s been up?” Oh nothing, Rainbow, just getting some clothes for the party at Twilights tonight. >She laughs, “Oh yeah? You mean your girlfriends?” >You wish. Y-yeah… >”She talks about you all the freaking time, it’s a real bore.” >You really are boring. Really? >”Pfft, yeah!” Rainbow Dash leans in,” Y’know if you guys happen to have too much to drink tonight and wanted to hook up, I know some of her special areas.” >You are shocked at the news. You. Must. Know. Oh...? >Dash points to her head, “The horn Anon, she loves to have it touched. Especially with your tongue.” >You’re speechless. How in the world does she know that? How do you know that? >Dash laughs, “Look around you, Anon! There’s at LEAST a 3-1 ratio of mares to stallions in Equestria. Girls are going to experiment.” >The thoughts flood your head. >You put the package and place it in front of your pants. O-oh yeah…true… >”Well have fun with that, Anon…I’ve got to go.” >As soon as she arrived, Dash zips off into the clouds. You are left with your erection in the center of town. >Maybe you should go home and get ready. >At home again >These clothes fit nicely; brown corduroy pants and a green t-shirt. >Oh fuck. Do ponies know about Scooby Doo? You pray that they don’t. >Suddenly a knock on your door. >You open it, and who else but Fluttershy. >She has flowers in her hair and that green bracelet on. >”H-hi, Anonymous. A-are you ready to go to the party?” >You were unaware she was taking you, but decide to anyways. She’d probably wait until you left and follow you otherwise. >”Y-you look very handsome…are those n-new clothes?” You know they are, Fluttershy. You saw me pick them up from Rarity’s today. >She looks cute herself…but you’re afraid to tell her. >It’s silence the rest of the way. The journey feels like ages in the brisk night air. >Fluttershy keeps eying you. >Whatever. At last you’ve arrived and can finally go inside. >You reach for the door >”S-so…did you get me a present? What? A present? >”Well yes…I mean, today IS my birthday…” >Oh god. >You open the door >A cascade of pony voices reign down onto you and Fluttershy, “SURPRISE!” >Fluttershy is overjoyed to see all of her loving friends; she lets out a happy “SQUEE!” >You were caught completely off guard. You curse yourself for not reading the rest of the invitation. >You stand in the doorway as still as can be. That is, until Twilight comes running up to you. >”Surprised Anon? Not as much as Fluttershy Im sure!” Oh you have no idea… >Everyone in town must be here, in addition to a few woodland creatures. >wat. >”Here Anon, have some cider.” >Twilight presents you with a cold mug. >”It’ll knock ya right on yer kiester!” Twilight says in her best Applejack voice >As the night progresses, you spend more time with Twilight in an attempt to avoid Birthdayshy >There’s balloons, streamers, a large assortment of desserts and apples… >They even have a DJ from Canterlot. That must have set them back. >Three hours into the party and you are still single. You need to change that. H-hey, Twilight…? >She finishes her sip of apple wine, “Yes, Anon?” >Her eyes are so beautiful, even though they are getting heavy with slight inebriation. I was wondering if… >A slow song plays over the speakers, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RdxcuvJgd0 >Twilight’s eyes light up. >”Oh Anon, dance with me? Please?” >This could work… Gladly. >Or not. >The other party guests are swaying next to each other as the song plays. >You never gave a thought as to how you would dance with a pony. >You walk her over to the cleared-out living room/makeshift dance floor and attempt to kneel down and dance with her. >This isn’t working, and worse, you look like a jackass. >You don’t want to let her down. Here. Put you arms up here on my shoulders, that’s how people in my world dance. >Twilight obliges you after some awkward struggling that result in a few snorty laughs. >Everyone stares at you two. But you don’t care. >”Oh Anon…this looks so silly. But I like it. I like being here…with you. “ >She rests her head on you, “I just feel so…at peace with you…” >You look over Twilights shoulder and see Lyra drunkenly grabbing at her friend to look over at how you two are dancing. >”…that could be ME over there, Bon Bon!” >You focus on Twilights eyes as she takes her head off your chest. Twilight, I… >Don’t back down now. >You are so close. Seal the deal. I was wondering if… >You peak at Lyra again. Here and Bon Bon are passionately kissing. I guess they are together…in that way. What I mean to say is, will you- >The song abruptly ends in a swarm of electronic wubbing. >The sound is immense! >”YES ANON…WHAT DID YOU SAY?” N-NOTHING…FORGET IT. >Twilight returns to her usual quadrupedal state beside you. Come on, let’s have another drink. >At the bar you meet up with Birthdayshy as you fetch you and Twilight an appletini >”…t-that was really something, what you and Twilight were doing. Everyone was staring and saying how romantic it was.” >You look into Fluttershy’s eyes. She’s looking away, but you see the tears welling up in the cusp of them. >You feel the guilt drape over you like a wet blanket. >This is Fluttershy’s birthday. You single-handidly stole the show from her. You fucking jerk. >You feel awful. Look…Fluttershy…I apologize for that. It’s not the reaction I wanted. I didn’t know it was your birthday, and if I did, I would have gotten you something. I feel really bad for that an- >Fluttershy interrupts, “I-it’s okay Anonymous…I know you and Twilight are together now…I saw you two talking. I won’t b-bother you anymore…” Well actually, I didn’t ask her yet. >You expect her to perk back up, but she doesn’t. >Fluttershy slowly looks at you, “T-that’s okay, Anonymous. Don’t feel bad. I understand that you like her instead of me. Don’t feel bad just because it’s my birthday…” >Maybe Fluttershy is learning and you can put this all behind you and finally be happy with Twilight. Are you sure? >She reaches behind her and produces three appletinis. >”Y-yes, absolutely An-Anonymous. How about w-we drink on it?” >Never turn down an offer like that. Sure Fluttershy, Id like that. Thank you so much for understanding. >She smiles sadly at you. The two of you clink glasses and down your drinks. >Man that’s strong! >You kneel down to eye level with Fluttershy Thank you for that…neighbor. >You embrace her. Happy Birthday, Fluttershy. >Fluttershy is overjoyed, “Y-you too, Anonymous.” >You look into her eyes as a slow darkness washes over you W-what happened…? >WHERE ARE YOU? >WHAT THE FUCK? >EVERYTHING IS BLACK! >WHAT THE FUCK IS ON TOP OF M- oh…it’s a blanket. >You peer around the empty room. The moon glow is powerful through the window. >You can hear the party continuing below you, leaving you to assume you’re in Twilights bedroom. >You head is pounding. >Suddenly, the window creaks open…and a figure flutters inside and onto the bed. >Fluttershy. >”H-hello Anonymous…are you f-feeling better? Y-you had too much to drink, so I brought you up here to rest…” I…I what?I only had two… >You are in a daze. >”W-well that was enough…” Twilight; where is Twilight? >”Sh-she’s downstairs…giving us some privacy…” >Privacy? >Your senses seem like they are being magnified by 1,000…your eyes are hypersensitive and your brain feels like it’s trying to ram its way out of your skull. What a-are you talking about…? >”Well you didn’t get me anything for my birthday…so I just thought...” >It hits you. Fluttershy! Did you…drug me? >”W-well…only so I could have my fun. You made me l-look like a fool in front of everyone. I know the truth now, Anonymous.” The…what truth? >Fluttershy straddles you, pinning down both of your arms with brute force. You wince in agony, which loosens her push on you. >”T-that you didn’t ask Twilight out because…well…you want to go out with me, and be MY boyfriend.” >This news stuns you more than you already are. You have no words for Fluttershy. >She decides to lean in for a kiss anyways. >You recoil your head to either side as she moves in to plant her lips against yours Fl-fluttershy…STOP! >”C-come to me, Anonymous. I’m ready for your body…” >You need salvation. Anything as she inches closer. >You hear hoofsteps up the stairs, and to the door. >”Anon? Are you okay in there? I’m coming in.” >It’s Twilight.