Title:           Try Something New
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Friday 7th of December 2012 12:11:30 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 7th of December 2012 12:11:30 AM CDT

>Just another boring day in Ponyville.
>And any minute now, another boring rape attempt from Fluttershy.
>It just got so repetitive
>She'd show up, try some fetish guess, you'd turn her away, or just straight up try to rape you.
>But you know how to combat her.
>You sigh and head towards the door.
>You open it and look down.
>And there is Fluttershy, with her fetish guess of the day.
>It's rimming.
>But she has a metal wheel with wax.
>You try to laugh.
>But it wasn't in you.
>You sit on the porch, the yellow menace just stares at you.
>"A-are you okay, Anon?"
>You shake your head.
No Fluttershy. It's just...boring here.
>She tilts her head, giving you a quizzical look.
>"Whatever do you mean?"
What do I mean. Life here, it's boring, repetitive. We do the same song and dance with you trying to get in my pants and me turning you down.
>She takes a seat next to you. Her head hung low.
>"Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm a bit bored with this. I-I mean, I kinda stopped really trying after attempt 431."
>You look at her.
Was that the inflation fetish?
>She nods.
>"Yeah, didn't think I'd roll all the way to Trottingham."
>You gave a slight chuckle.
>Well that was interesting try. You weren't that pissed at her.
>You rub her mane and give a scratch behind her ear.
>She sighs contently.
Say, lets just get some cupcakes.
>"It'll be my pleasure."
>The two of you head off to Ponyville.
>"So, what is your fetish anyway?"
That...is something you'll just have to find out.
>Oh Fluttershy.