Title:           Traffic Stop
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Monday 25th of November 2013 05:52:10 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 25th of November 2013 05:52:10 PM CDT

>You are on your way to Canterlot on a delivery job.
>Rarity wants you to get her dresses to the shop in one piece and on schedule.
>There's nothing too hard about that.
>Once outside Ponyville's city limits, you look at the castle in the mountain in the distance.
>It's about a four hour walk, but you are sure you can shave off an hour if you dig deep and run it.
>With the harness attached to your chest, you gun it down the smooth dirt road.
>Even though it would have been faster if you took the train, you wouldn't pass up on some good exercise to stay healthy.
>You alternate between a brisk walk and a fast jog.
>Nothing eventful happens for the first two hours.
>The majestic capital of Equestria is close.
>A smile creeps upon your lips.
"Alright, time to turn up the juice."
>You burst into a full on run, humming an old tun to yourself as you stay in a quick jog.
"Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
Nobody's gonna slow me dow-..."
>A loud siren catches your attention.
>Blue and red flashing lights catch your attention.
>"Pull over, human!"
>You flinch, realizing who would even call you by that name.
"...oh no."
>You could make a run for it, but that would only put you in hotter water.
>With a sigh, you slow your pace and pull off to the side of the road.
"This day couldn't get any worse..."
>You look up at Canterlot in the distance.
"So close."
>The siren cuts off.
>Hoof steps hit the soft dirt road as the officer pony approaches you.
 
>You stand still with your hands in the air and keep your gaze forward.
>The soft clops stop, and you hear a baton swatting against a hoof.
>"Well well well...what does Trixie have here?"
>You groan.
"Afternoon Officer Trixie. Just trying to get to Canterlot."
>"I see. You were going a bit fast back there."
>She moves her baton onto your rump, sliding it up and down your butt and upper thigh.
>"There are other ways of letting loose some steam beside breaking the speed limit."
"But there's no speed limit out he..."
>She silences you with her baton moves between your legs.
>It slides delicately against your inner thigh.
>You gasp when it lightly taps your sensitive sack.
>"Isn't that right, Human?"
>You close your eyes and whimper.
"Yes, Officer Trixie."
>Her lips curl into a smirk at your obedience.
>She cranes her neck back at the wagon full of dresses.
>"What's in the back?"
>You look down and spot Trixie donning her Equestrian Road Patrol outfit.
>It is a bit risque for the job.
>The skirt rides up, covering only a small portion of her haunches.
>You end up staring a bit, only to get a firm tap on your rump again.
>"Eyes up here, bucko. Like Trixie said...what's in the back?"
"S-Sorry. It's just some dresses."
>The blue mare nods.
>"Mind if I take a look?"
"Go ahead."
>Trixie turns on her hind legs and heads back.
>She leaves you with a nice love tap on your backside with her tail before ducking out of your sight.
 
>Your body shivers, and sweat rolls down your face.
>Your hands shake.
>Trixie's authority and touch has that effect on you.
>You curse under your breath.
>It sucks not being able to tell her off when she is on her shift.
>"Well then..."
>Trixie steps around in front of you.
>"Everything checks out, but Trixie will have to give you a ticket for speeding, human. It's the law."
>Trixie starts filling out the ticket.
"Oh come on!"
>Trixie lifts an eyebrow at you.
>"Trixie could make the fine worse."
"T-that wasn't directed towards you, Officer."
>She smirks once again.
>"Just as Trixie thought."
>She finishes and hands you the ticket.
>You take a look at the slip and...
"W-What is this?"
>Trixie smirks.
>"It's your fine."
"I...I'm not kissing you."
>"Oh?"
>She pulls out a pair of handcuffs.
>"Maybe you'll want to come downtown with the Great and Powerful Trixie."
>You gulp.
>It always ends this way.
"Okay. Okay! No need to do this."
>"Good, now pucker up, lover-boy."
>Trixie closes her eyes.
>You could make a run for it, but Trixie's magic keeps your feet still.
>"No running. Now pay up."
>You groan.
>Realizing that there is no escaping this, you lean down and purse your lips as well.
>Your lips slowly advance forward.
>Her breath tickles your skin.
>To think you are going to kiss this perverted cop.
>Well, the sooner you do this, the faster you can get to Canterlot.
>You put on your big boy pants and swiftly move forward, placing a peck onto her forehead.
"There. Fine paid."
>You move away, but her magic holds you still.
>"Not so fast."
>Trixie sits on her haunches and places a gentle hoof on either side of your face.
>"Trixie only takes direct deposits."
>Her lips press forward towards your lips.
>You close your eyes, waiting to lose all your self respect.
 
>["-TCCCHHHH- Officer Trixie, we have a highway robbery taking place two clopometers south of your location, requesting backup."]
>Saved by the call.
>Trixie's lips were only an inch away, and her tongue sticks partway out of her mouth.
>"Drat...all well."
>She pulls away, letting you out of her magical grasp.
>"I'll let you off with a warning this time."
>She slaps you on the ass.
>"Next time you break the law, I'm upping that fine, buddy."
>She gallops to her wagon and rides off.
>"Follow the law, human!"
>She makes a U-turn and flies down the road in the opposite direction.
>Once she's out of sight, you move towards your destination.
>Trixie wasted enough time trying to dish out her perverted justice.
>Next time, you're taking a train.