Title:           The Story of Princess Averageria [Skype Chat]
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/4EHDBA3T
First Edit:      Sunday 10th of March 2013 09:52:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 10th of March 2013 09:52:54 AM CDT

[7:25:44 AM] Minion of Lulu: >Babs gives birth.
>Everything goes fine.
>Looks at the child.
>It's an alicorn.
>It's able  to speak as a newborn foal.
>First words are "IMMA PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
[7:27:49 AM] Nebulus: >Everything burns
>Bad End
[7:33:29 AM] Minion of Lulu: >New story chronicling the events of Babs Seed and Anon's child from day to day activities.
>She's shunned by Ponyville for being an Alicorn.
>She sucks at magic and can't really fly that well, but has the potential to learn.
>She will be mediocre at best.
>basically is an earth pony with lower than average abilities.
[7:34:29 AM] Minion of Lulu: >Anon and Babs helps her through her troubles.
>Develops an Oedipus complex.
[7:34:42 AM] Nebulus: And so the adventures of Princess Averageria begin.
[7:34:49 AM] Minion of Lulu: ^hue
[7:35:18 AM] Minion of Lulu: She represents the average ponies that don't stand out.
[7:35:24 AM] Minion of Lulu: makes a new kingdom
[7:35:34 AM] Minion of Lulu: it's average.
[7:35:40 AM] Nebulus: It goes to war with Equestria
[7:35:47 AM] Nebulus: It's standing army is so unbelievably average
[7:36:05 AM] Nebulus: That the war lasts a fair amount of time a small number of ponies die.
Not that much destruction is caused.
[7:36:09 AM] Nebulus: People aren't too miffed about it.
[7:36:48 AM] Nebulus: The peace treaty is signed
Averageria's signature is barely legible
Celestia is indifferent to the whole situation
[7:36:57 AM] Nebulus: Everyone goes home and the war is forgotten within months.
[7:37:17 AM] Minion of Lulu: There's a single entry about the Average War
[7:37:25 AM] Minion of Lulu: >"It was meh"
[7:37:39 AM] Nebulus: Tourist critics visit the kingdom of Avaria
They give it a 6/10 - "Midly interesting"
[7:38:10 AM] Nebulus: War veteran is interviewed about the war
"I've seen worse"
[7:39:15 AM] Minion of Lulu: Manage to hold the Pony Games there.
The officials wanted a place that was "Average to not take away from the events."
 
Rainbow Dash was heartbroken again knowing Cloudsdale lost
[7:39:43 AM | Edited 7:40:21 AM] The Narrator: Most of the competitors perform fine to middling at best, no medals are won.
[7:40:08 AM | Edited 7:40:11 AM] The Narrator: Princess Averegia is satisfied with the overall performance of her subjects.
[7:40:42 AM] Nebulus: The opening ceremony is nice.
[7:40:54 AM] The Narrator: Nothing too special or garish.
[7:41:10 AM] Nebulus: Just enough to leave an impression, but nothing to fawn over.
[7:41:22 AM] The Narrator: Kind of like the london olympics..
[7:41:25 AM] The Narrator: Dohoho
[7:41:59 AM] Minion of Lulu: All of the Princesses watch over the events in an average sky box.
[7:42:33 AM] The Narrator: The placement of the skybox isn't ideal, in fact, it's average at best.
[7:42:44 AM] Nebulus: The seats are comfy enough
[7:42:59 AM] The Narrator: >"What is semantic satiation of the word average Mr. Trebek?"
[7:43:02 AM] Nebulus: Tickets to the event are sold at a moderate price
[7:43:18 AM] The Narrator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIYhwmgiLYs
Canada eh?
[7:45:07 AM] Minion of Lulu: hue
[7:45:59 AM] The Narrator: >tfw I actually think this would be a good idea
Except without the car driving away
[7:47:56 AM] Minion of Lulu: Anon and Babs become the honorary average king and queen.
Visits from time to time.
Anon is also a part of the average harem.
Only Averageria and Babs have access to this.
He's picked a lot in family fun time.
The only thing that's slightly above average.
And Princess Averageria has the same kinks as her mother.
Its an average anal party.
[7:48:58 AM] Nebulus: She's fairly tight. But not as tight as her mother.
Which is strange, given that you were elbow deep in Babs 4 days ago.
[7:49:01 AM] The Narrator: Averageria tries pegging Anon.
He is reported to have described the experience as satisfying, but disappointingly average.
[7:49:49 AM] Nebulus: Babs smiles when the event is brought up, and describes it as "A decent time"
[7:50:54 AM] The Narrator: If this is written, I'm pretty sure that almost everyone will think it an average story.
Not a bad read, but nothing that makes it special, just your average fanfic.
[7:51:26 AM] Nebulus: About 3 or 4 replies.
About half of them give it a 5 or 6 out of 10
[7:51:48 AM] Minion of Lulu: Exactly what I was going for.
[7:51:52 AM] Minion of Lulu: THE END!
 
[8:17:21 AM] The Narrator: The only thing Princess averageria is remembered for is giving birth to her daughter: Perfectia, who can do no wrong.
This, however, is offset by her twin sister, who can't get anything right.
Thus as the twin heirs and future co-rulers, the kingdom will remain average at best
>Crime rates are lower than ever because of Perfectia
>Fuckupia introduces immigration
>Zebras infest the streets and start causing crime
>The stellar police work and top notch education system is balanced out by roaming gangs of zebras
[8:20:42 AM] Minion of Lulu: i'm loving this too much
[8:21:18 AM] The Narrator: >Perfectia discovers the cure to every known disease.
>Fuckupia opens Pandora's Box
[8:21:28 AM] Minion of Lulu: >again
[8:21:35 AM] The Narrator: >Hundreds of new diseases re released
[8:22:25 AM] Nebulus: >Perfectia creates a modern art masterpiece
>Fuckupia spills Ragu all over it
[8:22:39 AM] The Narrator: >It's considered an average art piece.
[8:25:15 AM] Minion of Lulu: >Perfectia gets fed up with Fuckupia's antics.
>Turns into OCD Princess.
>Begins to undo everything her sister has done.
>creates the perfect kingdom
>But sees the rest of Equestria isn't as perfect.
>Goes off to change things.
>Takes over and rules with an iron fist.
>Anything deemed not fit by her standards is brainwashed.
[8:26:12 AM] Minion of Lulu: "YOU SHALL CONFORM TO MY PERFECT UTOPIA!"
[8:26:45 AM] The Narrator: >Fuckupia inadvertently messes up everything in the perfect kingdom while Perfectia is gone.
>Perfectia has a blood vessel burst in her brain at the sight of her perfection ruined.
[8:27:28 AM] Nebulus: >While she's gone, Fuckupia cleans up her messes, turning the perfect towns into hellholes after her sister is gone
>Literal hellholes
>4 hours after her arrival in Manehattan, the skies rain blood and demons ravage ponies in the streets as the entire city burns
 
>Meanwhile in the next town over, gleaming white buildings pierce the skies, and ponies march quietly down the street as Perfectia watches over them, monitoring everything.
>Fuckupia arrives
>Knocks over a plant pot with her large, plushy, fuckable ass.
>Total Anarchy.
[8:28:13 AM] Minion of Lulu: >A huge war breaks out.
[8:28:27 AM] Minion of Lulu: >Kingdoms Choose sides
[8:31:26 AM] Nebulus: >The two sisters face off
>In the final battle, Fuckupia manages to stain Perfectia's gleaming white coat with spaghetti sauce
>Perfectia implodes
>The day seems won
>Fuckupia turns back to the onlookers and smiles weakly
>"W-we won!"
>She then stumbles, and the onlookers notice that she smells of really nice roses
>She was hit with soap
>Her dying words aren't heard because she didn't say them loudly enough
>She implodes, and no one ever knows what her last wish was
>Lived a fuck up, died a fuck up.
 
>A statue is erected in her honor
>It was made of the wrong material, and melts in the rain.
 
>And so, in the end, neither side actually won.
>Everyone goes home and they realize the beauty of it all
[8:31:37 AM] Nebulus: >No one won.
>It was a neutral victory.
[8:31:44 AM] Nebulus: >Averageria planned it the whole time.
[8:31:55 AM] Nebulus: >She nods and fades away, her mission done.
 
[8:32:24 AM] The Narrator: Alt ending where the princesses don't die:
>Anon, grandfather to the twins, has developed a thing for fucking his family.
>He gets them together for a threesome.
>Perfectia is the best lay he has ever had.
>But Fuckupia's inexperience and horrible fetishes make it one of the most average threesomes he has ever had.
 
[8:08:40 AM] Minion of Lulu: heh
[8:10:45 AM] Minion of Lulu: I can see that in my head.
>All the princesses holding up 10s with excitement.
>Princess Averageria holds up a five with indifference.
[8:11:02 AM] Minion of Lulu: >she's a Russian judge
[8:11:35 AM] Nebulus: "Look at all these events that don't impress me"
[8:11:44 AM] Nebulus: Ok
[8:11:48 AM] Nebulus: She now has a Russian accent
[8:11:50 AM] Nebulus: This is amazing.
[8:12:05 AM | Edited 8:12:30 AM] The Narrator: "It was good kick, but indifference make it so I give no more then 5"