Title:           The Silliest Thing I've Ever Written...EVER! [Non FR]
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Sunday 7th of April 2013 05:24:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 7th of April 2013 05:24:10 AM CDT

From those roll threads.
>My life is shirt...
 
>Stallion
>Father - Braeburn
>Mother - Cadence
>Born in Ponyville
> Conceived through consented intercourse after marriage.
 
Well then...
 
>Seems the marriage between Cadence and SA went to shit.
>All SA could think about was Twily.
>Twily this and Twily that.
>Even during lovemaking, he called out his sister's name.
>Cadence wasn't going to deal with that shit.
>After 2 years, the marriage was slowly beginning to rot.
>By year 4, she had enough and wanted a divorce.
>SA had no qualms about her decision.
>News of the divorce spread throughout Equestria.
>Four years of her life down the drain.
>After the divorce, decides to take a vacation.
>Head to Appleloosa, since it's far out of the way from the rest of civilization.
>Most of the townsfolk knew who Cadence was.
>Treated her with respect, and gave her kind hospitality like she was just anyp0ny.
>No one brought up the divorce.
>Wander around the apple orchard at night.
>On her walk, she meets Braeburn.
>At first, she find his personality a bit...out there.
>Completely different from the Canterlot or Crystal ponies.
>But there was something about him that was was charming.
>They talk.
>The get to know about each other more.
>Learn that his cousin is one of Twilight's friends, and a fellow bearer of the Elements of Harmony.
>Not that had any sway on how she felt about him.
 
>Days turned to weeks.
>Her vacation stay became longer, just to be in his vicinity.
>She invites him to come visit her in the Crystal Empire.
>He accepts.
>Over the years, the two dated.
>Visiting each other a few months out of the year.
>Braeburn heading up north in the summer, and Cadence going to the desert in the winter.
>They keep in touch.
>Braeburn eventually pops the question
>The crystal princess says yes.
>Their wedding wasn't as grand as before.
>No changeling attacks this time.
>That wedding night, you were conceived.
>10 months later, Cadence visits Twilight to see if she's broken up about the divorce.
>She was a little miffed, but doesn't blame her.
>Secretly, she was hoping it would end so she could take her brother for herself.
>She goes into labor in her tree-house.
>Panic, panic everywhere.
>Braeburn calls her cousins from the farm.
>All of the Mane 6 are there.
>Fluttershy helped with the birth since time was of the essence.
>After a few hours of screaming in the Royal Canterlot Voice, shouting every profane word known in the Equestrian language at her husband, you were born.
>"It's a Colt!"
>Every p0ny in the room daws.
>Spike had passed out from the sight.
>Cadence held you in her hooves.
>And this is where your life begins,
>As the Prince of Ponyville.
>Okay, not really.
>But you do become the future Mayor of Ponyville.
>And it becomes the richest town, rivaling Canterlot.
>Because you know your way around politics...
>And Applebucking.
 
>autism