Title:           The Fresh Anon of Ponyville
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uPWy0PVT
First Edit:      Monday 12th of November 2012 10:10:36 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 12th of November 2012 10:10:36 AM CDT

>Now this story is here just to fill...
>Time, It takes place in Ponyville
>It's about that yellow pegasus, cute and sly.
>I'll tell you how I almost fuck Fluttershy.
 
>Early in the morning, the air is cool.
>Watching the colts and fillies run off to school.
>Just maxing and relaxing taking in the sights
>Until I saw one of those damn parasprites.
>It ate my clothes and then flew away.
>Saw a yellow and pink blur, she's gonna ruin my day.
>"I see your naked, it's just my luck."
>"S-so Anon, you wanna fuck?"
 
Hell nah, Fluttershy, I have no desire.
I ain't putting this dick inside your flower.
>I head off running inside the town.
>She caught up. Flying behind me, dressed as a clown.
 
>Now the ponies of ponyville have witnessed the sight
>Of a naked man being chased by the perviest of pegasi
>Flutters squeezed her red nose and out shot some oil.
>Went of skidding, face first in the soil.
 
>"No where to go, no where to run."
>"I'm taking what's mine, we'll soon be done."
>Rubbing my balls, I soon got hard
>She positioned over me, in front of Twilight's yard.
 
>I...screamed...help and soon a flash of rainbow and blue
>Got the yellow rapist off of my hot monkey dick
>I dashed out of there and I was gone.
I almost fucked Fluttershy...this day almost went wrong.