Title:           The Best Champion in the Game
Author:          minion_of_Lulu
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First Edit:      Friday 11th of January 2013 07:38:32 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 11th of January 2013 07:38:32 PM CDT

>On your battlestation.
>You were bored one day and decided to play some games.
>So did Fluttershy.
>She wanted to play some League of Myths.
>She said all your friends were playing.
>Decide to give it a try because, why the fuck not.
>Download it off of the ponynet.
>Can't argue with free games.
>Once installed and account made, you hop on.
>It some kind of PvP Arena style game where you have to destroy their base nexus.
>Wait...this seems awfully familiar.
>Fluttershy invited you.
>Her online name was Monkey Dock 101
>Facepalm.
>Get into champ select.
>"Booksmart: mid."
>"Apples2Apples: Mid"
>"Party Pink: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>"Booksmart: I CALL MID FIRS N00B!!"
>"Apples2Apples: buck u, u sux dokey dick."
>"Party Pink:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>"So Gr8 n Powerful: it's one of those games..."
>"So Gr8 n Powerful locks in some dragon type thing.
>Yep, it's just like that game back on Earth.
>Even with the 12yr old players.
>You lock in Hay Sin, The Blind Pony.
>Going Jungle.
>Booksmart locks in some wizard person.
>Apples2Apples locks in some drunkard.
>Party Pink ends up randoming because she didn't even pick.
>Fluttershy locks in Karma.
>How is she even in here?
>You already expecting how this is going to end.
 
>Start up the game.
>We have two people in mid lane.
>And they are busy arguing.
>So much so that they don't notice their health draining.
>"FIRST BLOOD!"
>"DOUBLE KILL!"
>"Booksmart: Report this kid for trolling."
>"Apples2Apples: Me troll? Whorse you cray."
>itbegins.jpg
>The match...didn't really go well.
>No one was bot since Fluttershy was following you around in the jungle spamming taunt and laugh.
>And typing "Gimme that blind pony dick."
>You and So G8 n Powerful were the only ones playing.
>End up carrying hard since the other four were used as canon fodder.
>Still don't know how that was possible.
>End up being friends with her and got to 2000 haylo in ranked duo queue. But that's a different story for another day.
>After friending/reporting/logging off to cool down from such frustration, there's a knock at the door.
>You see Fluttershy.
>"Is being frustrated in games your fetish?"
No it isn't Fluttershy, but there's one thing I know.
>"W-what, Anon."
Hay Sin is the best champion in the game.